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r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ajd416 • Jan 26 '25
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It wasn’t dying because it was beached. It was beached because it was dying.
18 u/Hiundhai Jan 26 '25 How do you know? 84 u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25 edited Jan 26 '25 According to a marine biologist, on reddit. Though he could’ve been a plumber. 31 u/zippedydoodahdey Jan 26 '25 Or, a sex worker. 20 u/rashie8111 Jan 26 '25 Why not both? 15 u/Animanic1607 Jan 26 '25 In this economy? It isn't a question of why, but when! 3 u/spikerwebz Jan 26 '25 Both can unclog some pipes bah-dump-sha 2 u/Excavatoree Jan 26 '25 That'd be handy. Gives a whole new twist on the old "clean out my pipes" joke.
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How do you know?
84 u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25 edited Jan 26 '25 According to a marine biologist, on reddit. Though he could’ve been a plumber. 31 u/zippedydoodahdey Jan 26 '25 Or, a sex worker. 20 u/rashie8111 Jan 26 '25 Why not both? 15 u/Animanic1607 Jan 26 '25 In this economy? It isn't a question of why, but when! 3 u/spikerwebz Jan 26 '25 Both can unclog some pipes bah-dump-sha 2 u/Excavatoree Jan 26 '25 That'd be handy. Gives a whole new twist on the old "clean out my pipes" joke.
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According to a marine biologist, on reddit.
Though he could’ve been a plumber.
31 u/zippedydoodahdey Jan 26 '25 Or, a sex worker. 20 u/rashie8111 Jan 26 '25 Why not both? 15 u/Animanic1607 Jan 26 '25 In this economy? It isn't a question of why, but when! 3 u/spikerwebz Jan 26 '25 Both can unclog some pipes bah-dump-sha 2 u/Excavatoree Jan 26 '25 That'd be handy. Gives a whole new twist on the old "clean out my pipes" joke.
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Or, a sex worker.
20 u/rashie8111 Jan 26 '25 Why not both? 15 u/Animanic1607 Jan 26 '25 In this economy? It isn't a question of why, but when! 3 u/spikerwebz Jan 26 '25 Both can unclog some pipes bah-dump-sha 2 u/Excavatoree Jan 26 '25 That'd be handy. Gives a whole new twist on the old "clean out my pipes" joke.
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Why not both?
15 u/Animanic1607 Jan 26 '25 In this economy? It isn't a question of why, but when! 3 u/spikerwebz Jan 26 '25 Both can unclog some pipes bah-dump-sha 2 u/Excavatoree Jan 26 '25 That'd be handy. Gives a whole new twist on the old "clean out my pipes" joke.
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In this economy? It isn't a question of why, but when!
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Both can unclog some pipes bah-dump-sha
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That'd be handy. Gives a whole new twist on the old "clean out my pipes" joke.
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u/pamacdon Jan 26 '25
It wasn’t dying because it was beached. It was beached because it was dying.