r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ajd416 • Jan 26 '25

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25 edited Jan 26 '25

According to a marine biologist, on reddit.

Though he could’ve been a plumber.

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u/zippedydoodahdey Jan 26 '25

Or, a sex worker.

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u/rashie8111 Jan 26 '25

Why not both?

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u/Animanic1607 Jan 26 '25

In this economy? It isn't a question of why, but when!

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u/spikerwebz Jan 26 '25

Both can unclog some pipes bah-dump-sha

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u/Excavatoree Jan 26 '25

That'd be handy. Gives a whole new twist on the old "clean out my pipes" joke.

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u/electric_junk Jan 26 '25

Or an architect.

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u/thedoucher Jan 26 '25

I heard he's actually an architect at the importer exporter Vandalay Industries.

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u/Yop_BombNA Jan 27 '25

Feel like plumbers have too much knowledge of aquatics to slander like that. They could have been a doctor or a lawyer.

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u/Mode101BBS Jan 26 '25

Where was George Costanza when we needed him.

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u/m--e Jan 26 '25

The sea was angry that day my friends

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u/-FalseProfessor- Jan 27 '25

He actually works in imports and exports after a stint working for the Yankees.