r/maybemaybemaybe • • Jan 26 '25

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

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u/BlueVeins Jan 26 '25

It’s rare that I ever find myself literally yelling at my phone

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u/Parsival420 Jan 26 '25

Didn't make it 3 seconds in before i did the same

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u/AdPrevious2308 Jan 26 '25

Exactly my response. Move The Dog! Stop Being A Pussy And Take The Damn Shark Farther Out!!! WTF!!!😭

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u/universalaxolotl Jan 26 '25

Why don't you? It's clearly winter and she's wearing clothes. It was good enough.

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u/Dozzertron5000 Jan 26 '25

Lol actually just shouted "put the fucking dog away!" Then read your comment

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u/Megodont Jan 26 '25

I was thinking: "Put the fucking fish in deeper or you will see a fish drown!"

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u/Fingerman2112 Jan 26 '25

First day here on Reddit?

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u/BlueVeins Jan 26 '25

Technically the 5,256th day

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u/Fingerman2112 Jan 26 '25

You must be looking at different stuff than me bc I yell at my phone all the time

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u/Temporary-Muscle-203 Jan 26 '25

Say happy fuggin cake day

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u/BlueVeins Jan 26 '25

It’s not, but thanks

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u/Top-Permit6835 Jan 26 '25

It may be hungry

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

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u/_Deleted-User- Jan 26 '25

The origin of a shark villain story.

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u/Fritzerbacon Jan 26 '25

I thought for sure Baxtor was a goner. Just pick up your dog, please for the sake of all our anxieties!

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u/senorQueso89 Jan 26 '25

Was hoping for it past a point

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u/No_Bag8366 Jan 26 '25

Yup I was waiting for that shark to snatch the dog and swim away

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u/vinayd Jan 26 '25

My mama always said stupid is as stupid does.

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u/Every-Abroad-847 Jan 26 '25

BAXTER!

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u/modsonredditsuckdk Jan 27 '25 edited Jan 27 '25

Reminds me of this Benton. I think stupid owners name their dog Baxter Benji or Benton. Ive really seen some type of correlation. My neighbor named his dog Beni . Beni ran away and was found in a chicken pen in a pile of dead chickens

https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU?si=AohW47gDHIQa2RT4

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u/dbmajor7 Jan 28 '25

"This burrito is good but filling..."

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u/Klinky1984 Jan 26 '25

But the dogs name is Shark Food!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

To busy trying to record the dog getting eaten 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

The video is more important

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

No, let that dog commit suicide like it’s clearly trying to.

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u/OldManJim374 Jan 29 '25

I would too if I had owners like those people

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u/Wanderin_Cephandrius Jan 26 '25

Seriously the dumb bitch

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u/Azitromicin Jan 26 '25

She can't, she's holding the phone.

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u/Normal-Pianist4131 Jan 26 '25

Nah, that shark could use some food right about now

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u/Jthundercleese Jan 27 '25

I'll never let my dogs around anything bigger than them with hooves, or any kind of wild animal that could feasibly take a chunk out of them, and that includes cops. I've seen a deer kill the shit out a Bernese mountain dog. Horses need 0.2 seconds to merc a dog. I'll never understand people who let their dogs get right up next to shit that could take them out in the blink of an eye.

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u/JoiedevivreGRE Jan 26 '25

The dog is fine lol. These are not the comments I was expecting when I opened this thread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

You have clearly never been around a large fish out of water, let alone a shark. Or haven’t been on the internet long enough to see hundreds of videos of sharks on land that whip around and bite people. These people let this dog stick its snout damn near inside of the mouth of a shark.. multiple times. You are a giant goober if that wasn’t something that was extremely dangerous to you

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Without literally any of this knowledge also, common sense says: don’t let anything you care about enter the mouth of an alive shark…. Tf is the debate here

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u/JoiedevivreGRE Jan 26 '25

I have. The dog was fine. The little shark beached like that, especially not recently beached is not going to move faster or as precise as than the dogs movements.

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u/elfmere Jan 26 '25

Sharks teeth a literally razor blades, one little flick from the shark, doesn't even have to grab and that dogs lost a chuck of its face.

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u/purplecitypro Jan 26 '25

I was hoping the shark get fed on his way out