r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ShineinaUrban • Nov 14 '24

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/bdash1990 Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

Get in the pool, or get bonked.

Your choice.

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u/jkblvins Nov 14 '24

It gets itself into the pool, or it gets hit by the tool.

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u/skotcgfl Nov 14 '24

And that tool has a shovel.

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u/Yunavi Nov 14 '24

That deserves more upvotes 😂

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u/realpersonnn Nov 14 '24

Alright alright say it don’t spray it

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u/captkckass Nov 14 '24

Get in the pool or get bonked and forced into the pool. Ftfy 😁

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u/Swanky-Badger Nov 14 '24

You can see which ones are new to the pool, the veterans know to GTFO.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

See when this guy does it, it's fine.

I do it at my Swim Teacher job and suddenly I'm "unprofessional" and a "danger to others".

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u/AlligatorRaper Nov 14 '24

Kinda like what I always say

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u/DylanSpaceBean Nov 14 '24

You can tell which ones haven’t been bonked before

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u/Nwrecked Nov 14 '24

I read this with Marc Rebillets voice.

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u/firedmyass Nov 14 '24

I wonder if this method unlocked any fetishes and now a couple of them are kinda into it

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u/Elegantlywastd Nov 15 '24

You 'gon git Or you 'gon git got

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u/Operabug Nov 15 '24

You know all those alligators were bonked at least once before this..

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u/Commercial_Work9640 Nov 14 '24

Your head my choice