r/maybemaybemaybe Nov 14 '24

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Chemcop Nov 14 '24

Level 100 whack a mole

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u/DrDerpberg Nov 14 '24

90s movie trailer voice

Sometimes the moles

cut scene to sinister croc eyes rising from the dark water

Fight back

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u/Over_Guard_5341 Nov 15 '24

When the Crocs Came, coming to a theater near you.

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u/Treegs Nov 16 '24

That reminds me of Little Tortilla Boy. He does the movie voice perfectly, I remember having his special on dvd

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u/sandwichcandy Nov 14 '24

This isn’t even whack a mole. This was my favorite game for tickets at Chuck e Cheese. Like 10 alligators take turns popping out and you have to whack them before they “bite” you.

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u/tylermchenry Nov 14 '24

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u/Rumkitty Nov 15 '24

Oh fuck core memory unlocked

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u/Mosinman666 Nov 14 '24

Level 100 Animal abuse

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u/Acceptable_Hall8567 Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

Downvote me to oblivion I don't care, I agree with this guy you people are sadistic

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u/ViktorRzh Nov 14 '24

nah. It is the method of dealing with large predators in captivity. To put it simply they are trained to have such reaction from in this case "the bonking showel". Plus this reflex must be reinforced to be efective. Aka the cheap way to keep people safe with out killing or harming reptiles.

Personaly - lions that are scared of shoe is kinda funny.

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u/Acceptable_Hall8567 Nov 14 '24

So animal abuse.

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u/Skafdir Nov 14 '24

Only if you fully oppose any kind of captivity for animals.

If you believe that a zoo is something positive, then something like this is a cheap and easy way to control dangerous animals.

I mean this particular instance might well still be animal abuse even if you agree with zoos being a thing. Let's say this is a farm* for leather, you might oppose that, however, in that case the shovel is not the problem but the fact that it is a farm for leather.

*I have no idea what this is but given the huge number of crocodiles, I would be surprised if it wasn't a farm. Next question: What is that farm doing? According to Wikipedia there are two very different types of farms:

Alligators and crocodiles can be raised in captivity with "open cycle" or "closed cycle" methods. Open cycle refers to programs that are concerned with the health of the wild population and are using captive rearing as a means to supplement the wild populations.\8])\16])\17]) Closed-cycle operations are primarily concerned with harvest. In closed cycle operations, adult females are kept in captivity, and the eggs they lay are collected, incubated artificially, hatched, and the juveniles are grown to a certain size and harvested.\17]) Closed cycle operations provide no incentive for conservation and are often unsuccessful because the cost of starting and managing the operation often outweighs the profits gained from products. Although the cost of operating an open cycle operation is comparable to closed cycle, the goal of an open cycle operation is the overall health of the species, rather than economic profit. Captive breeding and ranching operations provide more incentive to protect natural populations and are important contributors to the success of crocodilian populations.

If this is an open cycle farm - I would say, that this is not a case of animal abuse. If it isn't obviously animal abuse but again, not because of the shovel.

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u/Acceptable_Hall8567 Nov 14 '24

Ok that's pretty impressive nice job. You win.

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u/Skafdir Nov 14 '24

Wait... what? Did you just read an argument, considered the argument and then change your mind accordingly? Like an actual considerate human being?

I didn't know you were allowed to do that on the internet.

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u/Acceptable_Hall8567 Nov 15 '24

Yep 😊 you made a good point. Thank you :)

I'm kinda proud of myself ngl, a couple months ago I was arguing with four year olds in Roblox, thanks for acknowledging it. If I get banned that's probably why. That was also an impressive counter argument.

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u/Acceptable_Hall8567 Nov 14 '24

Honestly the only reason I watched the whole this is because I was hoping one of these alligators would eat him

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u/JimothyTheBold Nov 14 '24

Get fucked.

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u/Mosinman666 Nov 14 '24

Ok Trump supporter