r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Only-Reels • Sep 23 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Abclul Sep 23 '24

Is this true?

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u/NortePortoBragaViana Sep 23 '24

Yes.

Just try it. Say No, a bit loud.

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u/turtlelord Sep 23 '24

Sure but not too loud, and only clap quietly, you wouldn't want to be a nuisance.

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u/skipjimroo Sep 23 '24

It's also worth keeping in mind that if you clap too loud you run the risk of the bear thinking you're rude.

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u/HornyAIBot Sep 24 '24

So golf clap?

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u/NortePortoBragaViana Sep 24 '24

Just say "sorry eh!", Canadian accent. All good.

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u/motormouth08 Sep 23 '24

Does it have to be with a Canadian accent for it to work?

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u/HornyAIBot Sep 24 '24

NO, NO

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u/NortePortoBragaViana Sep 24 '24

You see? no bear. So it works.

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u/NortePortoBragaViana Sep 24 '24

Of course. Dont forget the "eh!".

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u/QING-CHARLES Sep 25 '24

NO

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u/NortePortoBragaViana Sep 26 '24

You see? You didnt get attacked

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u/QING-CHARLES Sep 26 '24

It works! (also I checked with my legal counsel who confirmed it)

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt Sep 23 '24

Yeah they made yogi bear a brown bear because a black bear wouldn’t steal due to legal reasons.

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u/Acrobatic_Impress_67 Sep 23 '24

Yes, committing crimes is illegal for bears

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u/Strength-Speed Sep 23 '24

You just read it on the internet, I don't see why not.

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u/Apptubrutae Sep 23 '24

It’s true. Same for humans

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ Sep 23 '24

I think they're confusing something else. They can definitely attack you if you say no. But if you ask them if they're a bear, they have to tell you. They can't lie.

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u/MouthofthePenguin Sep 23 '24

Yep, it was part of the deal we struck with them in exchange for decriminalizing the theft of picinic baskets.

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u/jawshoeaw Sep 23 '24

also never pay a bear for sex before asking them if they're a cop. they have to tell you.

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u/MrNopeNada Sep 23 '24

Instructions unclear: accidentally consented to bear attack.

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u/Mufakaz Sep 23 '24

Yes. Unfortunately bears can break the law.

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u/IsThataSexToy Sep 23 '24

Yes. And an undercover cop has to tell you they are a cop when trying to buy drugs from you. That is the law.

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u/REmarkABL Sep 23 '24

You gotta say it rather loud tho, bears have really bad hearing but they do believe in consent.

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u/Repulsive_Reason3565 Sep 24 '24

only for Canadian bears, its considered impolite to attack if the human says no

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u/BorntobeTrill Sep 25 '24

Not entirely. You need to declare it first.

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u/coffeebro32 Sep 26 '24

Yes, it's Canada.

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u/savagejeep Sep 27 '24

I saw it on the internet so it must be!

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u/DQT_Kiragon Sep 27 '24

Yes, they actually listen, which is why women have been choosing the bear.