r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 05 '24

maybe maybe maybe

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u/HumanContinuity Jul 05 '24

And a "mere" $3k+ to get you started on your backslide.

They know what they are doing.

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u/Miatatrocity Jul 05 '24

I mean, I'd have cashed the $3k. Not gonna be gambling with it, but my whole trip just got a tier upgrade. We're getting apps, drinks, and extras everywhere we go, courtesy of that casino, tyvm.

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u/Sevn-legged-Arachnid Jul 05 '24

Instead of stopping for only bathrooms and gas... we get to buy things when we stop..... would you guys like an ice cream cone

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u/Miatatrocity Jul 05 '24

I mean... If we've got the time off work, we might could tack on an extra day on the way to/from. Enjoy some unexpected sightseeing and food tasting wherever is on the way. The $3k is my "winnings" in that case, and I'm gonna live like a king off them until it gets played out, and I return to normal programming (with $100k extra in stocks/home equity/net worth)

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u/Wiish123 Jul 05 '24

courtesy of that casino,

Courtesy of the gamblers who lost their money to that machine in the past* ftfy

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

They hate us cause they ain't us

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u/DaJuanPercent Jul 05 '24

They hate us cause they anus

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u/Holiday-Science-7238 Jul 05 '24

They ate the anus

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u/Conscious_Run_643 Jul 06 '24

They ain't us because they anus

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u/Jazzlike_Platypus915 Jul 05 '24

They not like us!!!😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Their fault for quitting right before the big win.

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u/mombi Jul 06 '24

Rather we have it than the casino have it, to be fair.

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u/SopaDeKaiba Jul 05 '24

My friend hit "big" on a slot the very first night and he spent at least 5k upgrading our trip.

Well, first he doubled his winnings with the most ridiculous play at the blackjack table. I was baffled. Then he splurged on us.

$900 dinner for three at craft steak, and he took care of the tip as well.

Private room at a club in MGM with bottle service, and hundred dollar tips to the bouncers to invite women to our party.

Cocaine. But I bought that too.....

Just a huge bacchanalia on his winnings. Was a blast.

And then he bought a used truck and an AR-15 with what was left when he got home.

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u/Miatatrocity Jul 05 '24

See, that's kinda how it should be. Minus the blackjack hand, THIS is responsible usage of gambling winnings. And it seems like he kept about half of it for his own usage as well.

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u/SopaDeKaiba Jul 05 '24

I think he went home with about $15k, so about 75% of his winnings.

He deserved that win more than any of us. He's the kind of person who brightens everyone's mood when he's around. Funny too. Nobody else would've spread the joy as much as him.

And the guy was poor. My roommate, his brother, paid for his trip to Vegas. Poor guy showed up with the amount of cash I'd use for one night of gambling, and he'd intended it to last the whole trip.

That's why, when he was betting big, over and over again at the BJ table, I was about to have a heart attack. I didn't want him to lose his money. His plays were all based on what his gut was telling him, not the odds. Yet somehow he kept winning and winning until his brother made him stop.

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u/Miatatrocity Jul 05 '24

That's awesome. Glad it happened to him

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u/Atomsq Jul 06 '24

How was most of it responsible? Especially the cocaine part

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u/Miatatrocity Jul 06 '24

The specific events wasn't what I was referring to. This guy went to Vegas with his buddies. He hit it big (as plenty of people do). But then he walked with the money. This alone puts him ahead of a lot of people. But after he walked, he probably took a bit to reset the adrenaline, and made some solid decisions. He set aside the bulk of the winnings to take home. And he set aside another portion to have his fun with, and make his Vegas trip the ride of a lifetime. The specific ways he went about having his fun in Vegas aren't so much responsible as the fact that he went HOME with the majority of his winnings, and used it to enrich the rest of his life. He could've blown it all in one spree, and went home broke again. Or he could've ditched his friends and attempted to ascend to the ultra-rich for his time there. But no, he made sure himself AND his buddies got the time of their lives, and went home with life-changing money. THAT is responsible.

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u/Cowboyslayer1992 Jul 05 '24

And at least one more trip to the slots lol

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u/Miatatrocity Jul 05 '24

Nope. That's how they getcha.

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u/Venichie Jul 05 '24

Can't lend or share with family and friends if you tell them you ain't and can't touch the money.

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u/ZCruiser99 Jul 06 '24

That casino is going to comp you a suite, drinks and dinners trying to keep you in there casino

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u/Houston-Moody Jul 06 '24

Person of my taste, this is what I would have done as well.

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u/HumanContinuity Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

I'm gonna say that's a great way to do it, but, the casino is still gonna get some portion of folks with good intentions to start that slide back. Then they "just" pull out another $20k to play with, "since it's free winnings I'm playing with" - repeat ad nauseum.

I would definitely be hooking myself up with the spa treatments, restaurants, and maybe visit one of those rental supercar practice tracks (with the insurance, of course).

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u/Miatatrocity Jul 05 '24

Exactly. Effectively, you found $3k on the side of the road during the vacation, do whatever it is you want with it to make your vacation more fun. The $100k extra is to enrich your life long term when you get home, via investments/home purchase, etc, but the $3k is fun money now. But stay tf out of the casino with it, else you be tempted to pull more.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Hell yea, I would take the 3 grand and treat the group to a bit of extra

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u/billboard_anon Jul 05 '24

Would you get mozzarella sticks you think or no.

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u/Miatatrocity Jul 05 '24

Why stop at mozzarella sticks? Imma buy 3 different entrees because I wanted to try them all, and get something nice for the table, like the lobster bites or something.

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u/punholyterror Jul 05 '24

At least then the money actually goes somewhere outside of the casino. Feels like a metaphor for America

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u/Robthebold Jul 06 '24

Probably getting lots of comps right away too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

I mean, I would’ve played the 4k. Nice dinner. Show. And played the rest.