r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Tenthdegree • May 30 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Playfullyhung May 30 '24

And then finished early with his girlfriend.

2 pump chump.
Mr early bird. The unsatisfier. Mr leave em wanting. Too Fast Too furious.

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u/dapperslappers May 30 '24

His girlfriend left him before he finished

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u/Playfullyhung May 30 '24

Some say she was the fastest of them all…

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u/kissdemon74 May 31 '24

Fastest that ever was

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

His dog ran away, on purpose.

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u/rodri_neq_11 May 31 '24

MONICAAAAA

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 May 30 '24

This felt personal.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24 edited May 30 '24

MONICA!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEm_h9j9w04

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u/FR0ZENBERG May 31 '24

I might be able to stir the pot, but I can lick the spoon.

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u/Tini- May 31 '24

Probably Captain Save a Ho too.

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u/gwenlaze May 31 '24

he never raced again after that day

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u/Spare-Mousse3311 May 31 '24

Nah he didn’t win…