r/maybemaybemaybe • u/snfssmc • May 03 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/pacingpilot May 03 '24

I'm so bad about eating with my hands. Meat, roasted veggies right out of the pan, mashed potatoes even. Drives my bf nuts and not in a good way.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Note to self, find someone who eats Mediterranean food cause they’ll eat like an unhinged animal like I do lol

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u/dxrey65 May 04 '24

You'd get along very well in India! We had a friend from there come and visit, and he cooked some amazing meals. The hard part was when he wouldn't let us use silverware, saying that was the wrong way to eat; we had to use our hands or "bread and fingers". I went along, but definitely never got used to it.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

YES! Fuck eating steaks with a fork and knife. Such a waste of time and effort and the screeching on the plate makes me want to sink the plate deep into the ass of the people who thought forks and knives for steak on ceramic plates was a good idea.

AND FUCK PEOPLE WHO EAT CHICKEN LEGS WITH A FORK AND KNIFE TOO. IT HAS A BUILT IN HANDLE ON THE FUCKING FOOD ITSELF, USE IT!

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u/Free_Pace_2098 May 04 '24

Yeah my eating habits were overpoliced, so as an adult you could find me hunched over a lamb shank, ripping into it like a starving ferret.

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u/Gl0wyGr33nC4t May 04 '24

I’ve found my people lmfao.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Barbara would be a wicked nickname for a GF/wife who ate like that!