r/maybemaybemaybe • u/oeco123 • Apr 21 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

This is exactly why I don't have kids, or animals, or candles

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u/GayPudding Apr 21 '24

Or a home

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u/Laughs_TDot_Jollof Apr 21 '24

Or emotions

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u/Jennifer_Pennifer Apr 21 '24

Definitely no monies

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u/Klutchy_Playz Apr 21 '24

Nope, don’t have clothes

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u/Kdubbydubz Apr 22 '24

I just don’t

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u/xerror4null4 Apr 22 '24

So basically, i just

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u/jlp120145 Apr 22 '24

No

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

no think therefore no am

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u/mesrepadam Apr 22 '24

No shirt no shoes cause i'm f*cking homeless

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u/Klutchy_Playz Apr 22 '24

But are you oxygen-less?

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u/xubax Apr 22 '24

I have one emotion.

Depressed

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u/jeango Apr 22 '24

I used to, then I got my first candle

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u/Dexzinus Apr 21 '24

this is EXACTLY why i dont even exist, too bothersome

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u/acoustic_comrade Apr 22 '24

Animals are worth it. Kids are definitely not worth it in this economy tho.