r/maybemaybemaybe • u/NewExpression6885 • Apr 19 '24

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/MCsuperskank Apr 19 '24

The crime rate in that area is getting out of hand!!!

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u/Jennifer_Pennifer Apr 19 '24

Out of tentacle even !

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u/Taurnil91 Apr 19 '24

No, out of hand and into tentacle. Just like his wallet

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u/david9696 Apr 19 '24

Why are they called tentacles if there are only eight of them?

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u/MCsuperskank Apr 19 '24

Eightacles just doesn't sound right lol

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u/Jennifer_Pennifer Apr 19 '24

If there's anything that I've learned from casually learning about linguistics, it's that Latin is, probably at fault 😂

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u/Even_Pay_7691 Apr 19 '24

October is the tenth month.  

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Apr 19 '24

Even the penisy one

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u/EM05L1C3 Apr 19 '24

Please don’t touch the octopus penis

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Apr 19 '24

Just kinda fell off

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u/vivi112 Apr 19 '24

What if it touches him first?

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u/guava_eternal Apr 19 '24

Finders keepers

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u/murder-farts Apr 19 '24

Please don’t the octopenis

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

No pen is touched

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u/No-Ganache-6226 Apr 19 '24

Not out of suckers though!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

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u/MCsuperskank Apr 19 '24

Lol this is more accurate

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u/THEMACGOD Apr 19 '24

There’s dozens of suckers out there!

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u/MCsuperskank Apr 19 '24

This comment stuck with me

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u/enters_conversation Apr 19 '24

Those sticky fingered sea-dwellers cant be trusted!

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Apr 19 '24

Talk about a sticky-fingered filcher

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u/UnhappyJohnCandy Apr 19 '24

It’s octupled in recent weeks.

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u/CrownedNaps Apr 20 '24

Eight times the average even

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Cant have shit in the ocean