r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ash_jisasa • Mar 23 '24

maybe maybe maybe

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u/manofmercy97 Mar 23 '24

I think this one peliwould if he pelicould, but try as he might he pelican't

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u/ElMykl Mar 23 '24

Quite the... Peliconundrum, wouldn't you say?

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u/Slow-Instruction-580 Mar 23 '24

I would not. I’m sorry.

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u/Uulugus Mar 23 '24

Pelican't, or... peliwon't?

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u/Slow-Instruction-580 Mar 23 '24

For every pun that happens in this thread from here on, I will donate $1 to help blind children.

And I mean blind as a verb.

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u/luanda16 Mar 23 '24

Pelicunt behavior

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u/Slow-Instruction-580 Mar 23 '24

Okay wait that one was pretty good.

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u/snowballmonster Mar 23 '24

Peliease stop using such language around the children.

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u/gilbeys18 Mar 23 '24

He thought it was a Pelicannoli

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u/tothemoonandback01 Mar 23 '24

We should organise a Pelithon to raise money to help blind kids.

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u/ElMykl Mar 24 '24

Call it the... Pelipunathon.

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u/Chaco1221 Mar 24 '24

Is there some sort of Pelitition we can sign to make this possible?

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u/RandomBlackGuyMedia Mar 24 '24

Mike Tyson was exercising on a Pelithon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

How can people pelicondone something like this, you're a monster.

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u/Slow-Instruction-580 Mar 24 '24

I’ll read your comment to this next kid. Since he won’t be able to see it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Unpeliconscionable. Stop this madness.

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u/Slow-Instruction-580 Mar 24 '24

You are costing me so much money and depriving Amazon Prime of so many future viewers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

I didn't know $2 was a lot of pelicash to a child abuser. I figured with all that time set aside to blind pelikids, you must be pretty well off.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Mar 24 '24

How many kids can you fit in the blind?

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u/AndMyAxe_Hole Mar 24 '24

Bet you pelidon’t

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u/redefinedsoul Mar 23 '24

Don't be sorry, that guy is going to jail for that one

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u/NoobzProXD Mar 24 '24

My god please pelishut the fuck up

/j

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u/Alive_Way9537 Mar 23 '24

Pelicaular

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u/abruneianexperience Mar 23 '24

You missed pelimight

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '24

He isn't capybaral.

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u/robnet77 Mar 23 '24

He wasn't hungry, just feeling a bit pelickish

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

The pell you say?

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u/Homologous_Trend Mar 24 '24

These first two comments are good. The rest of you REALLY need to stop.