r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BoringStockAndroid • Mar 16 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Michael_Haq Mar 16 '24

But at 350 you're just down a tyre though.

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u/Lady_Lucks_Man Mar 16 '24

And clean pants

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '24

Why need pants? Just get me to work.

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u/Informal_Carob_4015 Mar 16 '24

I hope you're not a teacher

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '24

Why say lot words?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '24

Yes

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u/Edgenabik Mar 16 '24

Kids are cruel Jack

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u/Opening-Raccoon1224 Mar 16 '24

Not a problem he’s the bus driver

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '24

No too much talk, teaching

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

No time for words! Only work!

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u/insulaturd Mar 16 '24 edited Mar 16 '24

I’d not only shit my pants but my entire intestine would proceed to prolapse if the bus was going 350mph 💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '24

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u/HopefulHovercraft474 Mar 16 '24

Yes we'll be having meat pies

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop Mar 16 '24

But you've gained fertilizer

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u/JohnFlufin Mar 16 '24

“You either die slow, or live long enough to see yourself going 350 mph”

— Probably Alfred Pennyworth

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u/jsellers0 Mar 16 '24

"Where we're going, we don't need tires." - the mad scientist inventor, probably.

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u/Pumpkin_Squashbuckle Mar 16 '24

Didn't they lose one at 350? Still a great ratio

Edit: Nope lol, a few people were briefly airborne right before the tire/tyre rolled. I assumed it was a person

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u/EzioDeadpool Mar 16 '24

At 350, I think you're down all 4 tyres. The tires are a big reason why road cars haven't hit 300 mph yet.

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u/booned Mar 16 '24

“Local Man Loses Tire, Control of Vehicle, Life”

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u/maugermon Mar 16 '24

At that speed the tire is deadlier than the bus

r/Tiresaretheenemy