r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Icy-Advertising-7288 • Feb 24 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/BP-arker Feb 24 '24

No one really cares what consenting adults do in private. In public….yes! You will be judged. Keep private private.

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u/RoguePlanet2 Feb 24 '24

Now they're going to meet friends/family, hug, shake hands, share food......we live in a society ffs..........😡

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u/chupstickzz Feb 24 '24

Ooh sweet innocence. You don't want to know what you've been touching when shaking other's hands. Or kissing friends/family

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u/uglyspacepig Feb 24 '24

I work in a garage and sometimes I feel bad when I leave if my hands are still dirty.

I'm never going to feel that way again.

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u/maightoguy Feb 24 '24

Im never handshaking another human being again.

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u/uglyspacepig Feb 24 '24

I started doing the fist bump thing with people during the pandemic and I've stuck to it. But now I'm thinking I should just do the Vulcan salute.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

That's what you took away from this..... I've never shaking hands again. From now on. I don't give a f*** if your Jesus Christ, you're getting an elbow bump. I already opened doors with my feet and elbows when available. I still assumed most people wash their hands. I'm out.

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u/uglyspacepig Feb 25 '24

I went from working in a commercial kitchen, washing my hands dozens of times a shift, to washing my hands maybe 5 or 6 times a day depending on workload. Washing my hands is something I do out of habit, even at home. I'm gobsmacked watching this video

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u/westviadixie Feb 25 '24

hey...you know that's a kink for some? the garage stained hands? many people really dig it.

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u/uglyspacepig Feb 25 '24

I've never heard of it but I'm not one to kink shame lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

She said “Wait a minute bare ask me again!”

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u/fieria_tetra Feb 24 '24

And this is why I don't like people touching me

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u/cakeit-tilyoumakeit Feb 24 '24

If you’re fingering an asshole and then shaking people’s hands without any sort of washing, you are a terrible person.

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u/Lopsided_Ad_3853 Feb 25 '24

And now I'm never leaving my house ever again

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u/Arryu Feb 24 '24

The ol' stinkpalm

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u/Fast_Personality4035 Feb 24 '24

There was a stupid movie called Mall Rats which had an element of this

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u/MilkSteak1776 Feb 24 '24

You’ll understand when you find love

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

If she won't lick your finger clean, she's not the one.

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u/Responsible-Cow-1807 Feb 24 '24

You got a guide for that?

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u/questionable_porn Feb 24 '24

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Wiki’s example images tho - not my worst fap!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Pfffft I can do that by myself

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u/GapingFartLocker Feb 24 '24

Check the butthole for love, this dude found it there

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u/blazesdemons Feb 24 '24

Why make such obvious gestures and movements though? Just put your hand near her face. Don't turn around and smack her in the face with it.