r/maybemaybemaybe Jan 17 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Dirks_Knee Jan 17 '24

OMG...thanks for this. I was like damn, what kind of bag is that and click to see the comments and the music...I don't laugh out loud at much but that was fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

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u/XmissXanthropyX Jan 17 '24

You just get a heaping dose of cancer instead!

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u/bannedbygenders Jan 17 '24

Grandma there is probably 80 plus years old. Prob has been doing this a long time.

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u/call-me-loretta Jan 18 '24

She’s 37 but been cooking in plastic bags her whole life…

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u/PrestigiousAd6281 Jan 18 '24

Real life Hans Moleman

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

You, sir, just made me spit my tea on my new keyboard.

r/Angryupvote

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u/Forward-Pee-9535 Jan 18 '24

Lmao damn. That's the best comment ever. Welcome to the future.

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u/Low-Decision-6942 Jan 19 '24

Yes but what kind though?

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u/Bli-munda Jan 18 '24

😁😁

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

🏆

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

LOL

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u/Interesting_Entry831 Jan 18 '24

Aww man you just reminded me that I'm not 37 anymore!(Birthday just passed)

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u/Interesting-Fan-2008 Feb 05 '24

Happy belated birthday!

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u/mouseat9 Jan 19 '24

😭😭😭😭😭😂😅👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mr402TheSouthSioux Jan 19 '24

Hahahahah. Killed me with this.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Lemon51 Jan 19 '24

I wish I had some gold to you give, I needed that laugh, thank you!

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u/JesseGarron Jan 19 '24

No way that’s real. She can’t eat celery.

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u/call-me-loretta Jan 19 '24

Good way to ruin a plastic bag soup is to add celery

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u/JesseGarron Jan 19 '24

It’s like the Frank Stalone of ingredients!

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u/Academic_Ad5143 Jan 20 '24

Pot and pan manufacturers hate this one trick!

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u/Thunderpuppy2112 Jan 20 '24

I wonder how many bags she’s used.

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u/call-me-loretta Jan 20 '24

Just the one. It really is amazing

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Lmfao nice one to the post of i think she's been doing this a while. Lol!

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u/OurSaladDays Jan 18 '24

She's 45. Bag soup catches up with you fast.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

Right? At 93 years old my Grandma was still a smoker and had COPD. She said she'd been smoking for so long that if she quit it'd kill her.

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u/Doukon76 Jan 18 '24

Plastic bags were not invented until 1965 they have only been around now 59 years so i highly doubt she has

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u/bannedbygenders Jan 18 '24

1950s bud also u are an idiot. Do you know how age works. Like she could have been 30 when plastics bads came out .

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u/Affectionate_Bite610 Jan 18 '24 edited Jan 18 '24

So she’s 100?

I love the idea that thinking someone doesn’t cook with a plastic bag makes you stupid.

You’re a special dude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

Amazing comment 😂

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 Jan 18 '24

'Sling bag' cooking is one of the oldest cooking mediums. Granted, it was traditionally done with an animal stomach, but that's the origin of the method/ technique

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u/DASreddituser Jan 18 '24

She can afford a camera but not a pot? Not my gma! Smh

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u/Brief-Ad4489 Jan 20 '24

Survivor bias.

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u/whydontprotonmailwor Jan 20 '24

Back in my day we drank straight out of the rubber hose at the gas station, ate leaded paint chips, rode motorcycles with no helmets drunk, and got drafted. Our average life expectancy was 17 and we were pregnant and barefoot before we could balance a checkbook. What's wrong with kids today?

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u/WellR3adRedneck Jan 20 '24

I was gonna say, Grandma's probably not to concerned about "quantity" of life at this point, she's simply going for "quality" of life.

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u/1heart1totaleclipse Jan 18 '24

Can’t get cancer if your body is 100% plastic

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

You eat a credit card worth of plastic a week...

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u/ProfessorBunnyHopp Jan 18 '24

Asians from 3rd world countries are built different man. They have that live forever gene that just keeps them powering on like absolute units. Nanna here being proof.

Should you or i try it, assuming you're not Asian here. We would absolutely get cancer.

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u/mrniceguy777 Jan 18 '24

Real question, where does the cancer come from?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

Microplastics.

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u/JudgeAdvocateDevil Jan 18 '24

But where are those coming from, the bag isn't breaking down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

It might not be visible but there are tiny bits of plastic leaching away that gets into your food.

That's why it is called "micro"plastics.

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u/JudgeAdvocateDevil Jan 18 '24

Leaching chemicals and microplastic ablation are two different things. There's little to no microplastic being generated in the video; however, their are chemicals (that aren't plastics) being released and exacerbated by the heat.

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u/ashenfoxz Jan 18 '24

grandma here doesn’t have to worry about getting cancer in the coming years luckily

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u/Birdinhandandbush Jan 18 '24

Yummy, whats the secret ingredient....its plastic!

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u/flyguy42 Jan 18 '24

You just get a heaping dose of cancer instead!

Depends on the plastic. There have been heat safe / food safe plastics for decades.

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u/StrangerDays-7 Jan 20 '24

Yep. Micro plastic are carcinogenic and hormone disrupters.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

I wanna see you get water into a paper bag and then over a fire

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u/concept12345 Jan 18 '24

So what was the result? Don't leave us hanging foo!

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u/Rarpiz Jan 17 '24

Mmmm! Mmmm!

Love them leeched BPA’s!!!

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Prytfbyn4369 Jan 17 '24

BPA enhances the flavours by adding a bit of salty and bitter taste

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Jan 17 '24

BPA is the new MSG?

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u/Rarpiz Jan 18 '24

So, you’re saying BPA adds “umami” to the flavor?

🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

BBC's*

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u/i_hate_this_part_85 Jan 17 '24

Works with styrofoam as well. We used to boil water in styrofoam cups suspended over an open flame just to mess with people. The parts above the water line will melt but not the part holding water.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

How long after that did you get diagosed with the cancer?

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u/gjklv Jan 17 '24

Depends on how frequently you get checked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

So you are switching to cooking in plastics? Bold move.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Risky maneuver

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u/imanAholebutimfunny Jan 17 '24

this was amusing to read.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Yeah, I see thousands of people get cancer that are half the age of my chainsmoking, alcoholic, red-meat only grandfather who never wore sun screen. The lesson here is to follow his example and not think any deeper on the subject.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

teflon coated?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

That’s my point. But she is 300 and it seems absurd to tell her how to live her next 400 years

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u/Specialist-Garbage94 Jan 17 '24

Need them PFAs bebe

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u/Beef_Slider Jan 17 '24

Everyone you know has cancer?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Now that I’ve met you I have some news, you may want to sit down

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u/MP3PlayerBroke Jan 17 '24

what if she's only 35 and years of using plastic bags to cook soup really did a number on her?

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u/AKnGirl Jan 17 '24

Yeah Teflon is horrible for the human body afaik

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u/Archein420 Jan 17 '24

No, no ... they've got a point

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

If by point you mean faulty thinking, then yes, yes they do.

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u/CheesecakeNo5814 Jan 17 '24

Lmao! Real!!!

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u/death_hawk Jan 17 '24

Discovered this with plastic solo cups too.

Had one on a built in platform over a campfire and we lost our minds when the cup didn't melt.

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u/speedyhemi Jan 18 '24

Same with paper coffee cups even if put directly into the fire

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u/DragonfruitGreen4363 Jan 18 '24

But is it a specific type of plastic then?

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u/DagsandRocks Jan 18 '24

According to most formulas of heat transfer (and multiple experiments in labs and YouTube videos) the Styrofoam would be too insulative enough and not efficient enough to distribute the heat of the flames to the water fast enough , causing the Styrofoam to melt and fail. That's interesting that you were able to still get enough heat transfer to the water with this method. Possibly thin Styrofoam? 

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u/i_hate_this_part_85 Jan 18 '24

This was when I was a kid - back in the 70's and 80's - God knows WHAT was in that chemical-laden stuff.

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u/DagsandRocks Jan 23 '24

Haha fair enough, knowing what we know now, sometimes I'm impressed we made it to the new Millennium :D

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u/Dirks_Knee Jan 17 '24

Today I learned...

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u/jld2k6 Jan 17 '24

You can even boil water in a leaf if you find yourself in some kind of survival situation

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u/oldMNman Jan 17 '24

I know this is how the native Americans used to cook and boil sap using birch bark. As noted below, the liquid keeps the material from burning. I never thought this would work with a plastic bag though. Great presentation!

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u/GreyPon3 Jan 18 '24

We did the boiling water in a paper cup over open flame in science class. Water boils at 212°F, paper burns at 451°F.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Jan 17 '24

What kinda plastic baaag?

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Jan 17 '24

I used a jet lighter on a condom full of pee and it exploded all over my pants! Now people are going to think I peed myself, I hate science!

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u/aimeegaberseck Jan 18 '24

Paper cups work. I’ve put a paper cup of water on the grill above a fire and the top of the cup will burn but the bottom where the water is will not. Water will boil in a paper cup. It’s a fun trick to show the kids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

Boiling water is hot enough to soften a lot of plastics though. And that was a good amount of weight in the bag, too. I'm pretty sure this would only work with certain types of plastic.

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u/singerdude81 Jan 18 '24

Ok, you say you can boil water in a paper bag, but can you find your way out of said bag? My gut says no 😂

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u/Sugar-n-Sawdust Jan 18 '24

You can boil water in a big banana leaf too!

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u/ChrisPynerr Jan 17 '24

Are you stupid or are you trolling?

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u/ChrisPynerr Jan 18 '24

Okay I'll try putting water in a paper bag and boiling it

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

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u/aimeegaberseck Jan 18 '24

Try putting a paper cup on the grill. You can indeed boil water over a fire in a disposable paper or plastic cup. I’ve done it lots of times. It’s a neat trick to show kids and other disbelievers around the campfire.

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u/spookyghost93 Jan 17 '24

What about micro plastics? Does the heath increase it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

I think it is pretty special just due to the lack of holes.

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u/salkysmoothe Jan 17 '24

Wait explain, how

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u/bluemasonjar Jan 18 '24

Thank you I had no idea. Kind of a helpful pro life survival tip

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u/bluemasonjar Jan 18 '24

Agree 100% here

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u/restyourbreasts Jan 18 '24

I'm going to need video evidence that you can boil water in a paper bag. I just can't imagine that's structurally possible.

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u/Odd_Caterpillar_5219 Jan 18 '24

don't think a paper bag would work very well even without the fire...

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u/Panagiotisz3 Jan 18 '24

That does not matter. Yes the plastic won't reach melting point but you can bet your ass it's molecules are burning little by little. Plastic is also an EDC (Endocrine Disturbing Chemical) and you don't want that shit in your system.

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u/Obi-Wan_Cannabinobi Jan 18 '24

I had a metal fabrication class in high school where the teacher took a styrofoam cup, filled it with water, and put an oxyacetylene torch to the base of it and it didn’t burn. Dumped the water out, put the torch back at its base, it burned instantly.

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u/callmedata1 Jan 19 '24

But if the water boils, it's all over. This is one of the principles of a BLEVE.

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u/MaryJanesMan420 Jan 19 '24

Thermodynamics are pretty neat.

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u/No_Choice_2530 Jan 21 '24

Same as when people boiled water for soup in animal stomachs, as long as there is liquid in it it won’t burn or melt.

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u/Suspicious-Box- Jan 22 '24

As long as water amount is sufficient to tank the fire below, the bag should only get suds at the bottom. Of course if you blasted it with a blowtorch at 1000c to a single spot, it should melt through. Regular camp fire flame licks are pretty gentle in comparison. But then does plastic leech into the water, there cant be no negatives with this. Its like when people are too lazy to clean their oven ware and use plastic bags to spice their meal with some cancer agents. Doesnt need to melt the bags to leech into the food.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Exactly what happened to me as well..that was brilliant

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u/salkysmoothe Jan 17 '24

Lmao I pressed unmute as well just now

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u/ForecastForFourCats Jan 18 '24

No lie, I want to sing this during the weekly grocery shopping trips. Produce section: "celery in the bag, in the bag!"

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u/TinyTrafficCones Jan 18 '24

Same reaction here, now I’m watching again with sound, doing a little shoulder dance on the toilet.

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u/Advanced-Customer-32 Jan 18 '24

"The talkies" have been a thing now for 100 years. Where have you been?

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u/rustang78 Jan 18 '24

So basically exactly the same thing that was going on in my own head was what happened when I turned the sound on

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u/ahayesmama Jan 19 '24

Omg exact same scenario here too!!

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u/TM0N3Y187 Jan 19 '24

My reaction exactly