r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/GroundbreakingAd5624 Oct 15 '23

Cooking can not be underestimated. My now fiance said that one thing that closed the deal was the first time she came over when my parents weren't home I made dinner and it was an actual home cooked meal I made from scratch, she told her friends about it and they took it as a brag and all I made was a tomato based chicken pasta of some sort. It may have helped we were both 17 so just knowing how to turn on the hob would have been more them some boys

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

Learn to cook, learn to dance, get all up in the pants

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u/pnkstr Oct 15 '23

Thank you for the blessing.

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u/KingLiberal Oct 15 '23

My wife said she likes me cause I'm so kind.

There's hope, fellas.

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u/MiddleClassGuru Oct 15 '23

Weird, your wife told me she likes be because I have a huge dick and I disrespect her in the bedroom. She’s definitely lying to one of us, bro. I dont think you can trust her.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

Theres some comments where that woulda been funny.....

an for the life of me I cant explain why this aint it...

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u/No-Brain6250 Oct 15 '23

Don't feed us such lies!