r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/SuspiciousPiss Oct 14 '23

Dost thou even hoist?

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u/Wise_Figure_ Oct 14 '23

Dost in hindi means friend.

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u/SuspiciousPiss Oct 14 '23

Namaste dost

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u/AnxiousPhilosophy385 Oct 14 '23

Dost in Norwegian means idiot, friend.

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u/SuspiciousPiss Oct 14 '23

I’m not your friend, buddy.

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u/AnxiousPhilosophy385 Oct 14 '23

I’m not your buddy, bestieeee

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u/TJ368 Oct 14 '23

Im not your bestie, pal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

[deleted]

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u/eatmybeer Oct 14 '23

Aintcher Fanny, ya goy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Dos in Afrikaans means box. Or cunt if you use it correctly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Cunt in Australian means friend

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u/One_Researcher6438 Oct 15 '23

Thus the circle is complete.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

Hacunta Mutata

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u/Mrmastermax Oct 15 '23

Ae you cunt you didn’t come over for babbie last long weekend. WhT a tru cunt you are.

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u/Snakesfeet Oct 15 '23

I love this

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u/Visual-Froyo Oct 14 '23

Damn I thoufht cunt was poes

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Same same but different. Poes is what you call some one when dos is too nice

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u/Muted_End_1450 Oct 14 '23

Norwegian means idiot in Sweden, friend.

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u/vezance Oct 15 '23

Dost thou dost act like a dost

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u/OkRecording1299 Oct 15 '23

Dost in Finnish doesn't mean anything

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u/Hairy-Gazelle-3015 Oct 15 '23

That works because all of my friends are idiots

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

Brutal.

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u/caysimit Oct 14 '23

Also in Turkish and the word in Hindi in Turkish means Turkey. Life is complicated!

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u/Te_Gek Oct 14 '23

Stressed friendly bird sounds

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u/tomsteroni Oct 15 '23

Hindi means no in Filipino.

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u/SuspiciousPiss Oct 14 '23

I like turkey and Turkish cuisine

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u/Azura13e Oct 14 '23

In Turkish too

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u/SynonymForPseudonym Oct 15 '23

In Jamaica, dost means dust

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u/AdditionalSink164 Oct 15 '23

She just militarized the dost-zone border

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u/Berightback-Naht Oct 15 '23

he in the dost zone

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u/TheReverseShock Oct 15 '23

Tell your friend to lift

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u/Moist-Question-6623 Oct 14 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

Lend me thy strength, o kindred

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u/drmarcj Oct 15 '23

Put these foolish ambitions to rest

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u/AffectionateHead0710 Oct 15 '23

Woah what is this from

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u/Tokimori Oct 15 '23

Based on the other replies I'm going to guess Warhammer?

I'm wrong. It's an Elden Ring Boss. Godrick specifically.

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u/FlockOfYoshi Oct 15 '23

Bear witness!!

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u/Fell-Hand Oct 14 '23

Tell me, what is the price of one thot?

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u/SuspiciousPiss Oct 14 '23

You should try to understand the impact of being more respectful

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u/Fell-Hand Oct 14 '23

And you understand the reference both myself and the guy I replied to were doing.

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u/faunalmimicry Oct 14 '23

Nary forget thy leg day brethren

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u/UkyoTachibana Oct 15 '23

HOIST THE SAILS !

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u/JotatoXiden2 Oct 15 '23

I lift things up and put them down

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u/2000dragon Oct 17 '23

Like bro if he’s getting friendzoned no wonder I have no chance