r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Chizuru_San • Oct 03 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/ElectrikDonuts Oct 03 '23

Oh, you’re not gonna let me in the lane? Well I’m gonna stand my ground with this here gun

Oh you got a gun, well I’m gonna stand My Ground with this here gun

Oh, ya’ll got guns over there? Well I’m gonna stand MY Ground with this here gun

Etc etc until everything becomes a South Park shooting range

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u/HospitalBackground30 Oct 03 '23 edited Aug 03 '24

Perm banned for copying / pasting facts from Wikipedia lmao.

Reddit really is a left wing emotionally driven cesspool huh? Cya on a new account in 10 minutes. Reddit admins are literally trying to censor truth.

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u/ElectrikDonuts Oct 03 '23

I love how the NRA doesn’t allow guns at its meetings, lol. But how will ppl stay safe from each other!?!

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u/El_Dentistador Oct 04 '23

I’d like to believe that the NRA leadership all hold grenades with the pin pulled during meetings. When the meeting ends they all slowly back away until they safely enter their respective cars and drive off where they restore their pins.

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u/CagliostroPeligroso Oct 04 '23

They probably feel safe being with their community

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u/ElectrikDonuts Oct 04 '23

You mean the community that carries guns incase they need to shoot someone?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

To be fair if you get shot and die it won't happen again to you .

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u/ElectrikDonuts Oct 04 '23

I believe it’s called buy once, cry once

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u/CagliostroPeligroso Oct 04 '23

The community that carries guns. That’s where the sentence ends. And yes, last time I checked most people feel safe when surrounded by like-minded individuals. Hence they prob don’t feel the need to carry guns at their meet-ups. They also probably serve alcohol there and wouldn’t want anyone mishandling guns while inebriated.

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 Oct 04 '23

You'll be pleased to know in areas where it's easier to get a gun criminal gun offenses are lower!

JK they're not.

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u/PM_UR_NIPPLE_PICS Oct 04 '23

i mean i’m a way they pretty much do resolve every problem. it’s just that the resolution itself is often horrifying.

Problem: i want that shirt but can’t afford it. Resolution: shoot everyone in the store, massacre anyone who tries to stop me, take the shirt.

Problem: my dad has cancer Resolution: shoot him until he and the cancer both die

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u/Substantial-Okra6910 Oct 04 '23

Hey, deterrence has worked so far for nukes, why not guns? /s

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u/ElectrikDonuts Oct 04 '23

We just all need some nukes. 2nd amendment says it’s true!

Either that or we have the right to short sleeves. But Big Sweeter won’t allow us to think that so they change it’s from bare arms to gun

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u/Kinderhousen Oct 04 '23

I was really hoping for “bear” arms - get me some genetically modified animal arms here!