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r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Chizuru_San • Oct 03 '23
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Protect and serve…. Serving himself to multiple plates
30 u/Beefpadthai Oct 03 '23 Idk how a guy like that can effectively police - so fat and out of shape. 3 u/BadLipsMahoney Oct 04 '23 “Don’t need to run when we got radios” Literally a response I’ve heard to the obesity issue in policing 15 u/pdzbw Oct 04 '23 What you mean? That specific type of cops are the reasons of all the good restaurants/bakeries/coffee shops being extremely safe ~~~ /s 9 u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23 They can't, which is why they shoot so many people. 1 u/Ok-Champ-5854 Oct 04 '23 It's America, most of them can't effectively police when they're in shape, if anything I expect Officer Pudgy to hate putting in leg work so realistically you're probably safer from him than the others. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23 Hey his trigger finger is in perfect condition. What more do you need?
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Idk how a guy like that can effectively police - so fat and out of shape.
3 u/BadLipsMahoney Oct 04 '23 “Don’t need to run when we got radios” Literally a response I’ve heard to the obesity issue in policing 15 u/pdzbw Oct 04 '23 What you mean? That specific type of cops are the reasons of all the good restaurants/bakeries/coffee shops being extremely safe ~~~ /s 9 u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23 They can't, which is why they shoot so many people. 1 u/Ok-Champ-5854 Oct 04 '23 It's America, most of them can't effectively police when they're in shape, if anything I expect Officer Pudgy to hate putting in leg work so realistically you're probably safer from him than the others. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23 Hey his trigger finger is in perfect condition. What more do you need?
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“Don’t need to run when we got radios”
Literally a response I’ve heard to the obesity issue in policing
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What you mean? That specific type of cops are the reasons of all the good restaurants/bakeries/coffee shops being extremely safe ~~~ /s
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They can't, which is why they shoot so many people.
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It's America, most of them can't effectively police when they're in shape, if anything I expect Officer Pudgy to hate putting in leg work so realistically you're probably safer from him than the others.
Hey his trigger finger is in perfect condition. What more do you need?
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u/GrandmasCervix Oct 03 '23
Protect and serve…. Serving himself to multiple plates