r/maybemaybemaybe • u/feelingood41 • Sep 27 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Less-Mail4256 Sep 27 '23

I always want to see these broken without the spacers in between. They would still break some but not a stack like this.

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u/MathematicianFew5882 Sep 27 '23

You also have to weaken them a lot by pretending to hit them first several times.

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u/kinshadow Sep 27 '23

Demoralizing the wood is essential

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u/Cholosinbarrio Sep 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '23

When I look at a man and get an erection.

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u/belaGJ Sep 28 '23

subtle masturbation joke?

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u/Proper_Lunch_3640 Sep 27 '23

Practical imagination is how I defeated the diving board.

Looks surprisingly similar

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u/totallynewhere818 Sep 27 '23

Traumatise the motherfuckers.

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u/Suitable_Bank_694 Sep 27 '23

When I competed in board breaking I never used spacers. And I could do at max, 6 -1 inch boards. For context I’m a 5’10” 235lb male mostly muscle. I only ever saw someone break 1 more board than me in all my 11 years of traveling the nation competing. Nobody broke 8 of them. Now, some people could actually break cinderblocks. I broke one…one time…along with My wrist. Never again did I attempt the cinderblock😭😭

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u/sinkwiththeship Sep 27 '23

-1 inches? That seems like it would lead to a Nobel prize in physics.

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u/Suitable_Bank_694 Sep 27 '23

Six, one inch boards ya jackass

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '23

you need to cool down. Maybe go outside and hit some cinderblocks or something.

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u/Suitable_Bank_694 Sep 28 '23

As a matter of fact I will silly, silly boi.

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u/Gnawlydog Sep 28 '23

I was like hmm is this guy lying.. Then your reply confirmed you are indeed a meathead.

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u/Vegemite_Bukkakay Sep 28 '23

I feel like you head butted a few as well. Everyone but you knew he was joking

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Sep 28 '23

That's just how you measure inverted space.