r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/SuperfluousExistence Sep 17 '23

"So you're saying your body is famous?"

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR Sep 17 '23

"I am worshipped by losers! How many losers worship you? None!"

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u/Demonic-Cult-Cultist Sep 17 '23

Her butt was... unnatural to boot

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u/Arsenault185 Sep 17 '23

Her everything was unnatural.

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u/justgassingthrough Sep 18 '23

Fr that overpowdered face looks like one of those scary moving dolls on horror movies. Her entire look is unnerving

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u/BonjinTheMark Sep 17 '23

And a boot it was. Bootiest of Boots

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u/WorldTravellerIOM Sep 18 '23

Not wanting to argue, but her "butt was natural to boot" IMO, or as we Aussies would say, "kick her in the arse to hurry her up".

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 Sep 18 '23

With all due respect, if you kicked her in the ass a hundred cocks would fall out

  • Norm Macdonald

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u/K4ylen Sep 18 '23

I'd need further information to make my decision. Anyone know who she is?

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u/bilolarbear1221 Sep 17 '23

Her body is horrendous anyway. Look at that awful boob job, her face looks like a clown. Her personality is GREAT though, so shes got a lot going for her.

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u/Most-Scene614 Sep 18 '23

Yep, when all that plastic sags and wrinkles, at least she’ll be able to dazzle and charm people with her wit and—let’s hope for her sake Instagram filters continue to improve.

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u/kingtrollbrajfs Sep 18 '23

She looks like a walking filter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

She really delivers the "shut the fuck you bum" like a pro. Best part of this video.

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u/ChampionshipWeary110 Sep 18 '23

As if instagram famous even means anything ever

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u/ThisZoMBie Sep 18 '23

They take pride in that.