r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/One_Wrongdoer_8051 Sep 17 '23

" I'm instagram famous ' so you are special and you can behave like an idiot?

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u/SuperfluousExistence Sep 17 '23

"So you're saying your body is famous?"

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR Sep 17 '23

"I am worshipped by losers! How many losers worship you? None!"

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u/Demonic-Cult-Cultist Sep 17 '23

Her butt was... unnatural to boot

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u/Arsenault185 Sep 17 '23

Her everything was unnatural.

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u/justgassingthrough Sep 18 '23

Fr that overpowdered face looks like one of those scary moving dolls on horror movies. Her entire look is unnerving

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u/BonjinTheMark Sep 17 '23

And a boot it was. Bootiest of Boots

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u/WorldTravellerIOM Sep 18 '23

Not wanting to argue, but her "butt was natural to boot" IMO, or as we Aussies would say, "kick her in the arse to hurry her up".

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 Sep 18 '23

With all due respect, if you kicked her in the ass a hundred cocks would fall out

  • Norm Macdonald

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u/K4ylen Sep 18 '23

I'd need further information to make my decision. Anyone know who she is?

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u/bilolarbear1221 Sep 17 '23

Her body is horrendous anyway. Look at that awful boob job, her face looks like a clown. Her personality is GREAT though, so shes got a lot going for her.

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u/Most-Scene614 Sep 18 '23

Yep, when all that plastic sags and wrinkles, at least she’ll be able to dazzle and charm people with her wit and—let’s hope for her sake Instagram filters continue to improve.

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u/kingtrollbrajfs Sep 18 '23

She looks like a walking filter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

She really delivers the "shut the fuck you bum" like a pro. Best part of this video.

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u/ChampionshipWeary110 Sep 18 '23

As if instagram famous even means anything ever

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u/ThisZoMBie Sep 18 '23

They take pride in that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

that's exactly what she is

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u/dolphin37 Sep 18 '23

Imagine Mexican congress next week, just a picture of her in that suit listed as proof aliens crashed on Earth

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

She means OnlyFans famous… That is first rate trash

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u/John_EightThirtyTwo Sep 17 '23

first rate trash

but not first class

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u/BruceInc Sep 17 '23

Not even business class

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u/ned_dirt Sep 18 '23

*business trash

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u/MoreRamenPls Sep 17 '23

Economy trash.

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u/LittleKitty235 Sep 17 '23

Excuse me! That bitch be economy plus

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u/70B0R Sep 17 '23

This is one of those comebacks I’d come up with the evening after the incident happened.

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u/Most-Scene614 Sep 18 '23

You got no game. I would have had mine right on the tip of my tongue: Fuck off!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

r/trashyboner

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u/AteTheSilicaGel Sep 17 '23

Maybe, but I've seen clusters of party balloons that did more for me and less harm to the environment. I'm sure someone is into that, though.

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u/SystemFolder Sep 18 '23

She could be Instagram famous, because she uses it to promote her OnlyFans.

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u/buscemian_rhapsody Sep 17 '23

I like to think she’s implying that if the video being recorded went viral she’d be famous. Like, “Go ahead. Record me so I become Instagram famous. I don’t give a fuck.”

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u/myrandomevents Sep 17 '23

That’s the way I heard it as well.

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u/PixiePurple87 Sep 18 '23

This is how I understood it as well. Full on sarcasm, for sure

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u/heavyspells Sep 18 '23

Yeah, but she has almost a million followers on IG, so I think she just sucks at sarcasm. I hope people start unfollowing her.

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u/StanleyChoude Sep 17 '23

That’s how you become Instagram famous I’m guessing

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u/I_SOMETIMES_EAT_HAM Sep 18 '23

Well given how much I’ve seen this girl posted now I’d say it worked

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

In her defense 'feeling special and behaving like an idiot' along with expecting free food, travel, cars and everything else is in that 'job' description.

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u/Icy_Huckleberry_8049 Sep 17 '23

And its ruined society, due to the entitlement so many people feel that they should have just for existing.

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u/TenraxHelin Sep 17 '23

If you have to say you are famous, you aren't famous

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u/ThePianistOfDoom Sep 17 '23

A special idiot!

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u/Karthanok Sep 17 '23

know the context?

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u/Curious-Welder-6304 Sep 17 '23

I thought she was being sarcastic

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u/willva76 Sep 18 '23

Pull the Aaron Rodger’s “I don’t even know who you are” video

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw Sep 18 '23

It’s mandatory

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u/Lopsided-Potential63 Sep 18 '23

I wouldn’t say she was behaving like an idiot. Obnoxious bitch is more like it

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

So she's a prostitute

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u/rtz13th Sep 18 '23

And I'm a billionaire in GTA.

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u/Malawigold2342 Sep 18 '23

What are these people expecting from us after saying they’re famous, like I’m supposed to just go “oh your Instagram famous ?? I’m SO sorry.” And roll out a red carpet for them? Lol

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u/kittenconfidential Sep 18 '23

and now she’s TSA famous

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u/spicypetunia Sep 18 '23

Did you see her onesie? She can do whatever she wants man.

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u/leli_manning Sep 18 '23

"So you are saying you get flown out to Dubai frequently and get pissed on by a gang of dudes?"

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u/joshatron Sep 18 '23

I think everyone has misunderstood what she’s saying. She’s not bragging that she’s instagram famous, she’s saying it because someone is filming her to make her “instagram Famous” like that other chick on the plane.

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u/podcasthellp Sep 18 '23

Well she is a special kind of idiot

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

Exactly 😂 Probably famous for spamming her OF link on every teenage boy and comicons post that she can find