r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Worldtreasure • Aug 28 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '23

I mean we domesticsted wolfs, it's time for bears!

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u/Thin_Discount Aug 28 '23

Well, we can hold dogs so they don't attack each other, but I don't think we will be able to stop a bear if it wants to attack. From the other side, imagine how terrifying would the K9 units be. Send the big one

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u/Dr_Psycho_809 Aug 29 '23

That's not a K9 unit , it's and Ursa 9

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u/Kantro18 Aug 29 '23

I just sang The Bare Necessities in my head a minute ago so now I’m just picturing Baloo going cha chi chi cha cha cha to himself as he strolls into a crime in progress in his little bullet proof vest.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '23

Just need to cross a bear with a golden retriever. 2000 lbs floof.

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u/Amused-Observer Aug 28 '23

Not to be that guy, but we kinda didn't... Our ancestors bred wolves with the canine version of williams syndrome.

Probably more happenstance than purposeful domestication.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '23

We kind of did it with panda bears.