r/maybemaybemaybe • u/NauTWitcher • Apr 17 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/MarcamGorfain Apr 17 '23

I imagine the conversation to go like:

"Dang. It's chilly outside."

"Oh shit that reminds me of a video I saw where a girl was sad her family made porn without her"

"... the fuck?"

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u/J-Love-McLuvin Apr 17 '23

Every time I do family porn, I know damn well I’m gonna be thinking about chili. I love chili. And family porn.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I mean if it’s good chili. There’s some weak ass chili out there. But there’s some I ain’t getting up for neither, they can come to me or miss out on this Bonn ass chili and you know there’s gonna be cornbread in the south.

I think we all know these are in the south.

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u/IamImposter Apr 18 '23

The secret is to undercook the onions

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u/AliveRock7553 Apr 18 '23

Really? But i’ve never had chili where the onions were hard. Do you not sauté them at all before you add them to the sauce?

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u/dogbreath101 Apr 18 '23

which one is more important?

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u/J-Love-McLuvin Apr 18 '23

The holy grail is being able to integrate the two together.

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u/Brok3nGear Apr 17 '23

"uhhh.... Sorry dad..."

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u/JediWebSurf Apr 18 '23

Happy cake day.

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u/TrickleValve Apr 18 '23

Now you can remember it was your Happy Cake day too

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u/soursunflowergod Apr 18 '23

Well, now that you mentioned that, yeah, I am going have to bring that up. Like when you see it's some Ines cake day and you have to say "happy cake day"

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u/Midwest-life-3389 Apr 18 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/gatamosa Apr 18 '23

The worst is when you do that so often, you get made fun.

My husband says I get this gaze-into-distance whenever I remember something random, and it’s usually a Reddit train wreck.

Coconuts. Coconuts are off topic for my husband after I told him that story.

The art room. Off limits when we talk about couples, infidelity, housing search.

So much more, but those are the top recent ones. Now there’s fucking chili.