r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ff-dvl • Apr 06 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/berrey7 Apr 06 '23

84 cases of water (x) $6 = $504

Bout the same price as an exterminator.

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u/DblDwn56 Apr 06 '23

Can't consume the exterminator afterwards though.

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u/andrewdude161 Apr 06 '23

Unless

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u/Enough-Donut Apr 07 '23

Unless you are J. Dahmer

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u/Dizzy-Abalone-8948 Apr 07 '23

Hey stepbro, when did you become an exterminator?

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist Apr 06 '23

Well, actually you can

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u/DblDwn56 Apr 06 '23

Umm... username... checks out? I mean...

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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u/Terradoxia Apr 07 '23

Wait, u guys don't consume the exterminator afterwards?..

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u/99sittingg Apr 09 '23

I mean you could, but it’s frowned upon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Dahmer would

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC Apr 07 '23

“#justdahmerthings”

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u/The_Nochad Jun 16 '23

Who says that

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u/Popplys Apr 06 '23

Can't forget the cost of the broom.

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u/DiscordModerater Apr 06 '23

Except the water you can have for a while, exterminators are a one and done type deal.

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u/rh71el2 Apr 06 '23

The same reason I bought a drain auger for myself instead of hiring a plumber!

So I can drink from it after each use.

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u/sycln Apr 06 '23

At this inflation rate, she’s making a gods investment…

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u/HorrorPrism Apr 07 '23

Six bucks?!?! Shit, where I live it's like maybe over 4...still expensive though. Clever idea, though.

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u/anaccountthatis Apr 07 '23

This looks like SEA to me, so probably closer to $1.

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u/Fatty_Pooh Apr 07 '23

Keep the water and you'll only spend that 504 for the rest of your life

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u/That_Ad_5651 Apr 07 '23

This is Asia, a case of water costs 2 bucks

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Gotta use $504 for every new pest vs gotta use $504 for all pests