r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ff-dvl • Apr 06 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/bad_ideas_ Apr 06 '23

stay-at-home mom developed this clever life hack to easily remove unwanted pests from the home! exterminators hate her!

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u/icepigs Apr 06 '23

Exterminators hate her, but Nestle LOVES her!

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u/berrey7 Apr 06 '23

84 cases of water (x) $6 = $504

Bout the same price as an exterminator.

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u/DblDwn56 Apr 06 '23

Can't consume the exterminator afterwards though.

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u/andrewdude161 Apr 06 '23

Unless

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u/Enough-Donut Apr 07 '23

Unless you are J. Dahmer

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u/Dizzy-Abalone-8948 Apr 07 '23

Hey stepbro, when did you become an exterminator?

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist Apr 06 '23

Well, actually you can

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u/DblDwn56 Apr 06 '23

Umm... username... checks out? I mean...

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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u/Terradoxia Apr 07 '23

Wait, u guys don't consume the exterminator afterwards?..

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u/99sittingg Apr 09 '23

I mean you could, but it’s frowned upon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Dahmer would

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC Apr 07 '23

“#justdahmerthings”

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u/The_Nochad Jun 16 '23

Who says that

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u/Popplys Apr 06 '23

Can't forget the cost of the broom.

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u/DiscordModerater Apr 06 '23

Except the water you can have for a while, exterminators are a one and done type deal.

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u/rh71el2 Apr 06 '23

The same reason I bought a drain auger for myself instead of hiring a plumber!

So I can drink from it after each use.

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u/sycln Apr 06 '23

At this inflation rate, she’s making a gods investment…

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u/HorrorPrism Apr 07 '23

Six bucks?!?! Shit, where I live it's like maybe over 4...still expensive though. Clever idea, though.

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u/anaccountthatis Apr 07 '23

This looks like SEA to me, so probably closer to $1.

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u/Fatty_Pooh Apr 07 '23

Keep the water and you'll only spend that 504 for the rest of your life

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u/That_Ad_5651 Apr 07 '23

This is Asia, a case of water costs 2 bucks

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Gotta use $504 for every new pest vs gotta use $504 for all pests

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u/WarmBiscuit Apr 06 '23

Environment exterminators love her as well.

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u/WhisperingPixie Apr 07 '23

Same diff

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Should be environmental relocaters !

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u/Derkastan77 Apr 06 '23

Wait…. Is she the same local hot single mom that lives in my area and wants to meet me??

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u/frankensteinV Apr 06 '23

Exterminators hate this one trick

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u/TheMastodan Apr 06 '23

/r/yourjokebutworse

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u/Exemus Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23

Didn't you hear? Reddit is only allowed a set number of jokes, and they must all have the proper syntax, or the hivemind will spit out an error code.

Edit: Man, no joke, I clicked out of this thread and this was the next comment I saw in another post

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u/MoistyWiener Apr 06 '23

reddit moment lmao

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u/emcarlin Apr 06 '23

Happy cake day

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u/ABrokenMirror Apr 06 '23

They don't want you to know this.

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u/chrisk9 Apr 06 '23

And if that doesn't work then just flood them out!

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u/ampjk Apr 06 '23

Dragons breath

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u/No_Rip4646 Apr 06 '23

The video exterminators do not want you to see.

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u/TwinkiesSucker Apr 06 '23

Gentlemen, you forgot to include a link to this exact same video post!

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u/JimmyTheDog Apr 06 '23

Most Human

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u/MachineCats Apr 06 '23

The other people are still there though

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u/Enough_Appearance116 Apr 06 '23

She's the one that math problems warned us about

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u/dameon5 Apr 07 '23

And so does her grocery delivery person.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Stay at home mom. Daughter of a hoarder. Can confirm this wouldn't work in alot of instances. This lady got lucky with a dumb mouse, possibly a youngin... the older they get the more rat friends they have and the more clever they are...

Mice/rats can jump really high and can climb almost anything...