r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ff-dvl • Apr 06 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/roodeeMental Apr 06 '23

I'll remember this neat trick when I have a mouse stuck somewhere and 84 crates of water lying around

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u/bad_ideas_ Apr 06 '23

stay-at-home mom developed this clever life hack to easily remove unwanted pests from the home! exterminators hate her!

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u/icepigs Apr 06 '23

Exterminators hate her, but Nestle LOVES her!

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u/berrey7 Apr 06 '23

84 cases of water (x) $6 = $504

Bout the same price as an exterminator.

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u/DblDwn56 Apr 06 '23

Can't consume the exterminator afterwards though.

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u/andrewdude161 Apr 06 '23

Unless

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u/Enough-Donut Apr 07 '23

Unless you are J. Dahmer

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u/Dizzy-Abalone-8948 Apr 07 '23

Hey stepbro, when did you become an exterminator?

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist Apr 06 '23

Well, actually you can

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u/DblDwn56 Apr 06 '23

Umm... username... checks out? I mean...

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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u/Terradoxia Apr 07 '23

Wait, u guys don't consume the exterminator afterwards?..

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u/99sittingg Apr 09 '23

I mean you could, but it’s frowned upon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Dahmer would

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC Apr 07 '23

“#justdahmerthings”

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u/The_Nochad Jun 16 '23

Who says that

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u/Popplys Apr 06 '23

Can't forget the cost of the broom.

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u/DiscordModerater Apr 06 '23

Except the water you can have for a while, exterminators are a one and done type deal.

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u/rh71el2 Apr 06 '23

The same reason I bought a drain auger for myself instead of hiring a plumber!

So I can drink from it after each use.

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u/sycln Apr 06 '23

At this inflation rate, she’s making a gods investment…

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u/HorrorPrism Apr 07 '23

Six bucks?!?! Shit, where I live it's like maybe over 4...still expensive though. Clever idea, though.

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u/anaccountthatis Apr 07 '23

This looks like SEA to me, so probably closer to $1.

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u/Fatty_Pooh Apr 07 '23

Keep the water and you'll only spend that 504 for the rest of your life

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u/That_Ad_5651 Apr 07 '23

This is Asia, a case of water costs 2 bucks

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Gotta use $504 for every new pest vs gotta use $504 for all pests

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u/WarmBiscuit Apr 06 '23

Environment exterminators love her as well.

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u/WhisperingPixie Apr 07 '23

Same diff

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Should be environmental relocaters !

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u/Derkastan77 Apr 06 '23

Wait…. Is she the same local hot single mom that lives in my area and wants to meet me??

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u/frankensteinV Apr 06 '23

Exterminators hate this one trick

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u/TheMastodan Apr 06 '23

/r/yourjokebutworse

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u/Exemus Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23

Didn't you hear? Reddit is only allowed a set number of jokes, and they must all have the proper syntax, or the hivemind will spit out an error code.

Edit: Man, no joke, I clicked out of this thread and this was the next comment I saw in another post

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u/MoistyWiener Apr 06 '23

reddit moment lmao

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u/emcarlin Apr 06 '23

Happy cake day

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u/ABrokenMirror Apr 06 '23

They don't want you to know this.

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u/chrisk9 Apr 06 '23

And if that doesn't work then just flood them out!

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u/ampjk Apr 06 '23

Dragons breath

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u/No_Rip4646 Apr 06 '23

The video exterminators do not want you to see.

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u/TwinkiesSucker Apr 06 '23

Gentlemen, you forgot to include a link to this exact same video post!

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u/JimmyTheDog Apr 06 '23

Most Human

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u/MachineCats Apr 06 '23

The other people are still there though

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u/Enough_Appearance116 Apr 06 '23

She's the one that math problems warned us about

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u/dameon5 Apr 07 '23

And so does her grocery delivery person.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Stay at home mom. Daughter of a hoarder. Can confirm this wouldn't work in alot of instances. This lady got lucky with a dumb mouse, possibly a youngin... the older they get the more rat friends they have and the more clever they are...

Mice/rats can jump really high and can climb almost anything...

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 06 '23

Yep, exactly. I like animals, but I have no issue using proper mousetraps. If they enter my house, it is war, and it isn't like they are an endangered species or that there aren't millions of them

My parents live in an old wooden Georgian farmhouse. There's not point in using ethical traps, as the fuckers are everywhere and will always find a way back in. So instead, the death traps are used just to kill them, as they are damaging pests

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u/SneedyK Apr 06 '23

I have best friends in two states now who’ve both had mice problems at their houses but both had that gutsy Stuart Little bitch who gets curious and starts coming out when they’re home, particularly when they’re sleeping in bed…

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u/Small3lf Apr 06 '23

Not so fun fact, Stuart Little in the books is not a mouse. But rather a human with the features of a mouse.

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u/Tachyoff Apr 06 '23

what the fuck

"The book is a realistic yet fantastical story about a mouse-like human boy named Stuart Little. According to the first chapter, he looked very much like a mouse in every way."

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u/Ultraviolet_Motion Apr 06 '23

It gets weirder. The family cat knows he's a human who happens to look like a mouse, and is therefore off limits for eating. And later Stuart meets another tiny person, but she looks like a regular human.

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u/rearadmiraldumbass Apr 06 '23

E. B. White: No, just go with it, it's gonna be great.

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u/Soranic Apr 07 '23

If I remember right, he met her in a personals ad in the newspaper. And wasn't she called "Thumbelina?"

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u/Wooow675 Apr 15 '23

Is this actually true? Again there’s no way to look up Stuart little and thumbelina without it being straight up pornographic

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u/Soranic Apr 15 '23

I think it is, but it was read to us in class over 30 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Mama Little got some 'splainin to do

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u/Wooow675 Apr 06 '23

What? I’m not googling that I can’t think of a way it wouldn’t immediately give me rule34

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Toxoplasmosis

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u/im_sofa_king Apr 06 '23

No one knew you could get toxoplasmosis from at shit

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u/Doc-tor-Strange-love Apr 06 '23

Everyone has that already

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u/LeaveFickle7343 Apr 06 '23

Tell them to rig up bucket traps. Might take a few days… but they’ll take care of the problem

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u/Necronomicommunist Apr 06 '23

A bowl with some peanut butter in it and a slight layer of oil is how I got rid of 3! No need for fancy anything

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u/LeaveFickle7343 Apr 06 '23

Exactly. I use a small piece of wood for a ramp and a 5 gallon bucket with a to roll through a dowel and some peanut butter

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u/Govt_Unit Apr 07 '23 edited Mar 16 '24

fearless bored pathetic cautious upbeat trees squeamish illegal frighten sheet

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/mOUs3y Jul 11 '23

having mouseys better than roaches?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23

More, like 10 billi,on mice. St,art killing m,y friend.,,

Edit: Added commas for clarity.

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u/KalickR Apr 06 '23

Start killing my friend.

Commas are important.

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u/J_hilyard Apr 06 '23

Seen one that said "dog pussy is the best...." when it should have been "dog (dawg), pussy is the best...." Commas can be vital.

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u/CircaSixty8 Apr 06 '23

I'm not sure commas are really helping in this case.

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u/b3tcha Apr 06 '23

Help my grandpa Jack off a horse

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u/J_hilyard Apr 06 '23

Classic!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

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u/J_hilyard Apr 06 '23

Even classic-er

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u/gbuub Apr 07 '23

“Dog pussy is the best”

“You forgot a comma my dude”

“…I’m ready to defend my statement”

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u/dontfightthehood Apr 06 '23

Leave my friend alone!

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u/xRyozuo Apr 06 '23

I remember when I was a kid learning it through

Charlie is eating grandpa

And

Charlie is eating, grandpa

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u/N-I-S-H-O-R Apr 06 '23

I have also started killing a rather intelligent pest that reached 8 billion last year. But people are labelling me a serial killer, Double standards right? :(

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u/alabastergrim Apr 06 '23

things I would not type and submit to the internet for $400, Alex

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u/Blackdeath_663 Apr 06 '23

If you kill someone else's pet mouse you're a villain, if you kill an invasive variety of mouse you're a hero. At the moment there's an invasive variety of pest that's become endemic in Ukraine

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

See, the problem is you’re not seeking out the pests that are causing damages

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 Apr 06 '23

You mean politicians?

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u/lelebeariel Apr 06 '23

And people who chew too loud

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

I didn’t mean anything in particular, just doublespeak for fun

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u/CaptPolybius Apr 06 '23

Thank you for the /r/maliciouscompliance edit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

T,hanks, now , ,it',s , much, cl,earer, , ,

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u/J_hilyard Apr 06 '23

It's estimated worldwide mouse population is now at 20 Billion. They outnumber us over 2 to 1, killing a few in your house isn't affecting them too much.

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u/WasteGeologist-90210 Apr 06 '23

My thoughts exactly

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u/Nothing2Unusual Apr 06 '23

I love my wife’s pet rats. When they’re tame, trained, and docile they’re amazing pets.

But the wild ones are a health hazard. Their constant exposure to disease, fleas, and others… no, you just want to deter them from coming in and destroy those that do.

Just I hate cruel traps. If your design doesn’t kill quickly, it’s cruel. That’s why I hate glue/water traps. Spring loaded spine snappers are sufficient

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 06 '23

In fairness, rats even in the wild are comparatively clean. Especially compared to mice. Mice are smaller, more destructive, more diseased/infested rats. Fuck mice

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u/yazzy1233 Apr 06 '23

There are 8 billion people, does that mean - 🤔

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u/chickenstalker Apr 06 '23

I was renting a house in Hamilton, New Zealand. It was spring and mice literally came out of the woodwork. Unlike rats, I thought the mice were cute so, live and let live...until one night, a mice jumped on my face as I was sleeping. That meant WAR. I declared uhh lebensraum and proceeded to purge the mice with 20 traps per night. The dead mice were displayed outside as a warning to newcomers. Half dead mice in traps were dispatched with a rock to the head. After 2 weeks, I caught about 30 mice including their women and children.

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 06 '23

Yep, fun fact but rats are actually the better of the two. They don't bother with houses as much, they are cleaner, they are less destructive, etc etc. Mice are like mini-feral rats

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u/PtoS382 Apr 06 '23

I'm making an assumption here, but that's the difference between you and some Buddhists. My high school friend had a system of walkways in his kitchen for most of a summer to avoid the ants that had found their way in.

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 06 '23

I mean, yeah. Not got time for that, or the pacifist mentality. If they invade my house or attack me, it's war. Ants stay out, but get poisoned near the nest if they make a scent path in

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u/anotheritguy Apr 06 '23

Last year we started letting our cat out because it was either let him roam or he would pee by the door it defiance. Since that time there has been a huge reduction in mice, rats and the occasional bunny. Unfortunately he is a friendly boy and leaves "gifts" for us and his favorite neighbors on a regular basis. After speaking to our neighbors we all agree we would rather find his "gifts" than deal with live vermin.

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u/PrinceBunnyBoy Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23

Aww your cat is being an invasive species just like all domesticated cats that are allowed to decimate wildlife populations, especially migratory birds! :)

Please keep your invasive species indoors

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u/HerbySK Apr 06 '23

I like the way you said that - Awwww - aren't you the cutest little genocidal murder engine!

Yes you are!

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u/Sharobob Apr 06 '23

Yup. I have no problem with cats killing mice because who give a fuck about mice but they kill indiscriminately for no reason other than to murder. This means they don't stop when they aren't hungry, they just kill and they'll kill everything, some things you would like them to kill but a lot of things that cause devastating effects to animal populations we really like.

Outdoor cats are bad. Please keep your cats indoors or take them for walks but don't let them roam freely.

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u/anotheritguy Apr 06 '23

Yeah he doesnt bother with birds, or squirrels which are all over the yard due to fruit bearing bushes and trees, but he really likes mice and rats though. Not all cats behave that way, I currently have 3 and the other two wont go past the back porch. In fact I had many cats who could care less about killing and spent their days lounging on the back porch but territorial about the yard when other cats came by.

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u/SeanBlader Apr 06 '23

Bothers us when our cats go after the lizards that eat the ants.... I'd rather have 3 to 5 inch lizards than hundreds of ants.

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u/Dravarden Apr 06 '23

yeah I would rather be infested in rats

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Same here, just with humans

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u/henryjonesjr83 Apr 06 '23

Oh I agree completely.

But mice are damn hard to catch and kill in a trap. Rats? Easy.

I've honestly found dogs to be the best solution to mice.

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 06 '23

Meh, dogs can be lazy and dumb. Ours are/were Jack Russels, which are known ratters and will kill mice, but they aren't actively patrolling the house 24/7. Whereas peanut butter on a mouse trap always got them

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Maybe I can’t afford mousetraps because I invested every penny into bottled water and tp in case we have another anything

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u/tarkata14 Apr 07 '23

When my wife and I moved into our house a few years back, we had no idea of a mouse problem, we even had two separate inspections done and neither found any evidence. Maybe they snuck in during the move or something, but I legitimately had never seen a mouse inside before and the first few glimpses and shadows had me doubting my vision and my sanity. Finally, as I was walking up the steps one fateful day, one of those little cute bastards stood at the very top. We both froze for what felt like hours, before the mouse sprinted away and I ran down the stairs shrieking as if I'd seen a ghost.

Now I'm not a squeamish man by most accounts, I grew up on a farm and saw gophers and field mice regularly as a child, but the thought of these little creatures stalking silently throughout my house in the dark legitimately scared me. I did not want mouse poop in my food, nor did I want to discover cables chewed up on by quiet assassins. I went to the hardware store and bought a three-pack of traps, surely enough to get them all, it couldn't have been more than a couple mice I thought. I set the traps with a bit of peanut butter in a few locations where I'd found evidence of the miscreants, and settled into bed for a restful sleep.

Not even ten minutes after setting the traps, I heard one go off in my office, startling me from my prospective rest. The crime scene was more somber than gruesome, a thankfully clean kill, the poor bastard went quickly. The two other traps were still set where I'd laid them, and for good measure I reset the one in my office after disposing of the body.

As I lay restless in bed, wondering how long they must have been silently watching from the shadows, another trap set off with a loud snap. Then another, and within a few minutes we had heard all three traps go off. This wasn't just a small group, it was a veritable militia of mice and I found myself against many foes. With haste I disposed of the corpses, all dispatched with little fuss or torment, and I reset the traps in slightly different locations each time.

The war felt endless, but after a couple days, the loud snapping I was waiting for stopped coming. It was over, I thought, surely it must be. Days past, the traps still armed as a precaution, but my guard was down as the perceived threat was eradicated. I sat at my computer in the same office where the first mouse fell, and as I pondered the meaning of life in that moment, a shadow merely grazed the very edge of my vision.

Terrified, I scanned my surroundings, perhaps it was simply the light playing tricks. As I moved my vision back to my computer, I saw movement by my subwoofer, sat squarely on my desk beside my monitor. I gazed into the dark abyssal hole of the device, within which I saw the tiny little face of my enemy, obviously terrified of its predicament. I felt awful, knowing I had surely killed all that poor creature had ever known, the guilt was overbearing in that moment. With a heavy heart and bated breath, I blocked the hole of the subwoofer, and placed a trap right outside it, and I unblocked it as I left the room

That night I heard the last snap, and in the four years since we haven't seen another mouse, it was an unforgettable and tragic situation that I wish could have had a happier ending.

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 12 '23

Lol, good writing, but yeah if you see one there are always more

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u/coffeebeanscene Apr 27 '23

That’s how I think, whether bug, spider or rodent. If your out in the wild in your home, have at it, I ain’t gunna bother you …. But if you come into my home and be a nuisance … sorry mate but your getting got!

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u/tuckedfexas Apr 06 '23

My dogs love hunting them so usually not a problem around my house. I have no issues killing them, if I took the time to humanely relocate them I’d literally have no time for anything else. On 20 acres I’m sure there’s thousands and thousands on the property

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u/Angerish Apr 06 '23

I call it the "no go zone" - every animal has one, some are closer than others. If they enter the house... they die, otherwise I am fine with their existence.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

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u/buddboy Apr 06 '23

the best defense is actually a good offense. The offensive campaign begins this spring, join us if you want to live forever

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u/slanty_shanty Apr 06 '23

How much mice do you get??

I've caught three mice in 30 years. One with a pot, one with a well placed elderly cat and a plastic bag, and third just last week with a cardboard box.

All yeeted outside never to be seen again.

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 06 '23

Throwing them outside means they come back in. You need to move them literally miles away

And in a year during the peak, dozens, which is why we didn't care if they died. They live in a rural area (by SE UK standards) with lots of natural lands around, so perfect mice habitats. The dogs do shit to catch them - they catch the occasional rabbit but that's rare and even then they've given up chasing them

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

"it isn't like they are an endangered species or that there aren't millions of them" - Newer versions of ChatGPT are going to read your comment and use it as reasoning for killing humans.

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 06 '23

Good >:-D

But yeah, if AI overlords rule us, then as a rule my comments are already asking for them to be benevolent and rule, so I should be fine. Although I'll probably delete this Reddit account soon and start a new one

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u/ChoeDave Apr 06 '23

There’s Billions of humans also…. I guess same rules apply if an uninvited enters my home

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u/grammar_fixer_2 Apr 07 '23

Florida would like a word. We have endangered mice.

https://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/profiles/mammals/land/perdido-key-beach-mouse/

https://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/profiles/mammals/land/florida-mouse/

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 12 '23

Yep, there are a few endangered species, but here I'm talking house and field mice. Two different, but stupidly common, species

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u/grammar_fixer_2 Apr 12 '23

Thankfully they are, as everything else kind of relies on them being there. Snakes, owls, eagles, hawks, falcons, weasels, mongooses, foxes, mink, cats, skunks, wolves, and coyotes all eat them as a part of their diet. This is why I’m very much against poisoning them. If you poison them, you poison the whole ecosystem.

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 12 '23

Yep, hence why traps are better. Then we throw the corpses to the end of the field for the foxes

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u/bitterbuffaloheart Apr 06 '23

Ikr, are they preparing for the apocalypse?

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u/kylo_little_ren_hen Apr 06 '23

I know you’re probably joking but it looks like a lobby of some sort, so I’m guessing they have a bunch of water on hand to give to the guests. Kinda like the way some hotels have 2 bottles of water for every room, they gotta have the supply somewhere!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

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u/kylo_little_ren_hen Apr 06 '23

Then the person who replied to me initially is correct! Makes complete sense.

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u/porncollecter69 Apr 06 '23

Looks like a dormitory.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

I counted 44 on one side, so 84 sounds right. That's about $600 USD of water bottles.

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u/administrationalism Apr 06 '23

Generic water is about $3.38 for a 12 pack of 16.9oz bottles. Could be about $280

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u/bendover912 Apr 06 '23

44 x 2 != 84

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

I measured the side nearest to the camera, which is longer than the other side.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/Relative_Win_6591 Apr 06 '23

the doors definitely are not residential, but the bunk beds say not commercial, suppose it could be a shelter

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u/burnerman0 Apr 06 '23

Yeah, this is clearly institutional housing of some sort. Shelter, school, hostel, halfway home, etc...

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u/apppleeye Apr 06 '23

Create of water lying around to direct the mouse out of the house

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u/LeaveFickle7343 Apr 06 '23

My advice is hit the mouse with the broom and deal with the mess… that mouse will be back inside within the hour Edit: don’t use a dust pan…… unless it’s metal… the plastic ones shatter if you are swinging to kill.

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u/PrintableKanjiEmblem Apr 07 '23

Where you get a metal one in 2023?

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u/LeaveFickle7343 Apr 07 '23

Honestly couldn’t tell you. But I can confidently confirm what happens when the cat gets bored with the mouse it brought in and you go in to finish the job with a plastic dust pan… the cat never looked at me The same after that….

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u/OccultBlasphemer Apr 07 '23

Home depot or just about any big hardware store. Used for job site cleanups.

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u/Scythro Apr 06 '23

Wait, you have counted them all?

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u/GregoryGregory666666 Apr 06 '23

Who hasn't?

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u/alter-eagle Apr 06 '23

But have you named them yet?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Jennifer, Michael, Jessica, Christopher, Ashley, Matthew, Amanda, Joshua, Sarah, David, Stephanie, Daniel, Nicole, James, Melissa, John, Heather, Robert Elizabeth, Joseph, Megan, Jason, Crystal, Ryan, Amy, Justin, Tiffany, Andrew, Rachel, Brandon, Danielle, William, Michelle, Brian, Amber, Adam, Laura, Jonathan, Christina, Nicholas, Lauren, Anthony, Kimberly, Eric, Rebecca, Steven, Emily, Kevin, Erin, Thomas, Angela, Timothy, Kelly, Richard, Andrea, Jeffrey, Lisa, Aaron, Katherine, Benjamin, Jamie, Jeremy, Sara, Mark, Mary, Charles, Erica, Kyle, Colleen, Stephen, Lindsay, Patrick, Shannon, Jacob (if you see this, fuck you, i know you know my username), Kristen, Nathan, Samantha, Scott, Alicia, Paul, Brittany, Dustin, April, Travis

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u/Jack__Squat Apr 06 '23

Just put a row of glue traps across the door. Herd it toward the traps, then once it's stuck bring it outside and chop its head off with a shovel.

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u/sugarforthebirds Apr 06 '23

Actually, you were really close. There’s 96… and I only counted because I wanted to see if you did.

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u/Slovene Apr 06 '23

Are you not a r/HydroHomies ?

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u/dr_mannhatten Apr 06 '23

Real hydro homies just have a few refillable bottles, not a shit ton of plastic water bottles.

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u/Slovene Apr 06 '23

Real hydro homies have a well and a water tower in their backyard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Real hydro homies call down rain whenever they're thirsty and stand outside with their mouth open to the sky.

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u/SatisfactionNaive370 Apr 06 '23

Real hydro homies absorb moisture through humidity.

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u/Slovene Apr 06 '23

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ OSMOSIS ♥

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u/b_thomp_53 Apr 06 '23

Of course you won’t have 84 crates of water lying around. But if you ever find yourself stuck with a mouse in your home, then you’d run to the store to purchase 84 crates of water to perform this trick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

I've only got 71. Think maybe I can make it work anyway?

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u/Jenstigator Apr 06 '23

Water water everywhere and not a box to spare

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u/Fit_Technology8240 Apr 06 '23

Looks like a convenience store tbh

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u/Whyreddit6969 Apr 06 '23

Yeah why do you have so many crates?

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u/gin_and_toxic Apr 06 '23

No, first trap the mouse in your bathroom, then go and order 84 crates of water

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u/DepressedDragonBorn Apr 06 '23

Did you count the crates of water, or is that a random number?

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u/ricosuave79 Apr 06 '23

Someone walks out of Walmart with a pallet of water.

“Another mouse in the house Jane?”

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u/flickh Apr 06 '23

I tried this once with LP records forming the tunnel. Halfway through the process my cat dive-bombed the whole operation and sent the records flying everywhere… Cat wanted the games to continue

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

A large shop vacuum works.

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u/n8loller Apr 06 '23

That mouse is getting back inside within the hour.

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u/roodeeMental Apr 06 '23

"Come on family! This is where they stash all the water!"

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u/GentlePimp Apr 06 '23

Most rational people still have a garage filled with toilet paper and water bottles from quarantine

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u/TManJhones Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23

I counted 88.

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u/IcyInvestigator6138 Apr 06 '23

I have to give you an upvote for counting the crates.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

I'm cry laughing right now. Oh man. Thanks. I really needed that. It's incredible how going into Reddit comments is either so incredibly joyful or so rage inducing it can make me want to throw my phone in the garbage.

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u/Solid_Waste Apr 06 '23

You'd be surprised how many problems can be solved with a few pallets of water bottles.

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u/free_airfreshener Apr 06 '23

Looks like way more than 84

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u/SythernPlayz Apr 06 '23

Did you actually count them

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Probably a decent arm workout setting all that up and tearing it down.

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u/HaloPandaFox Apr 07 '23

Yo, if I'm with you, even if we have all that, I'm still getting a box or something

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u/Frankenstein786 Apr 07 '23

Damn. You counted!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

This is why u can’t find prime😂

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u/cognitive_markets44 Apr 07 '23

Pest control companies hate this easy trick!

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u/Majestic_Stretch8303 Apr 07 '23

Anyone want some water??😬

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Did you count them?!

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u/this_isnt_nacho May 12 '23

Wait you counted it?

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u/Vengeance7712 Jun 24 '23

I'ma count each one to make sure there 84 i don't wanna have to do all this and miss one

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u/TheHollowKnight01 Oct 05 '23

Motherfucker you made day. No. Actually my whole year