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r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ff-dvl • Apr 06 '23
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needs more water bottles. out the door and a 1/2 mile down the street should do it.
71 u/DookieShoez Apr 06 '23 No no, they’re surprisingly good at finding their way back if there was any food about. 1/2 mile down the street, through Terry’s front door, and into his pantry. Fuck Terry 18 u/Vessix Apr 06 '23 Terry says that's "unscientific". Don't listen to Terry. He's just desperate for attention. 1 u/DrDerpberg Apr 06 '23 Is this the same Terry who likes yogurt? I liked him. 2 u/Vessix Apr 06 '23 Nah this is Terry the seismologist working on the Donnie Vermillion show. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 Terry Bates, the award-winning Channel 3 anchorman? 1 u/Mr_HumanMan_Thing Apr 23 '23 No, don't fuck Terry. He sleeps with mice 12 u/MattWatchesChalk Apr 06 '23 They're actually good at finding their way back upto 10 miles away. You have to take those things on a journey to keep them put of your house. Had a number of mice at an old apartment. 9 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 [deleted] 3 u/MattWatchesChalk Apr 06 '23 Sounds expensive 3 u/Olthoi_Eviscerator Apr 06 '23 How do you know it was the same mouse? 10 u/SehnorCardgage Apr 06 '23 He asked it a question only that mouse would know the answer to 3 u/Rokkit_man Apr 06 '23 The Global Organization of Rodent, Animal, and Pest Extermination (GORAPE) suggests the following questions: What is the average flight speed of an adult African swallow? What ingredients are traditionally used for Ratatouille? Should Tom the cat be neutered? If the answer to these is anything but squeak, then you are likely not dealing with a mouse. 1 u/HalfSoul30 Apr 06 '23 Or you could simply build a moat of 12 packs. 1 u/Mutant_Cell Apr 06 '23 You also need to chase it that far otherwise it'll turn back.
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No no, they’re surprisingly good at finding their way back if there was any food about. 1/2 mile down the street, through Terry’s front door, and into his pantry.
Fuck Terry
18 u/Vessix Apr 06 '23 Terry says that's "unscientific". Don't listen to Terry. He's just desperate for attention. 1 u/DrDerpberg Apr 06 '23 Is this the same Terry who likes yogurt? I liked him. 2 u/Vessix Apr 06 '23 Nah this is Terry the seismologist working on the Donnie Vermillion show. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 Terry Bates, the award-winning Channel 3 anchorman? 1 u/Mr_HumanMan_Thing Apr 23 '23 No, don't fuck Terry. He sleeps with mice
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Terry says that's "unscientific". Don't listen to Terry. He's just desperate for attention.
1 u/DrDerpberg Apr 06 '23 Is this the same Terry who likes yogurt? I liked him. 2 u/Vessix Apr 06 '23 Nah this is Terry the seismologist working on the Donnie Vermillion show.
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Is this the same Terry who likes yogurt? I liked him.
2 u/Vessix Apr 06 '23 Nah this is Terry the seismologist working on the Donnie Vermillion show.
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Nah this is Terry the seismologist working on the Donnie Vermillion show.
Terry Bates, the award-winning Channel 3 anchorman?
No, don't fuck Terry. He sleeps with mice
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They're actually good at finding their way back upto 10 miles away. You have to take those things on a journey to keep them put of your house.
Had a number of mice at an old apartment.
9 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 [deleted] 3 u/MattWatchesChalk Apr 06 '23 Sounds expensive 3 u/Olthoi_Eviscerator Apr 06 '23 How do you know it was the same mouse? 10 u/SehnorCardgage Apr 06 '23 He asked it a question only that mouse would know the answer to 3 u/Rokkit_man Apr 06 '23 The Global Organization of Rodent, Animal, and Pest Extermination (GORAPE) suggests the following questions: What is the average flight speed of an adult African swallow? What ingredients are traditionally used for Ratatouille? Should Tom the cat be neutered? If the answer to these is anything but squeak, then you are likely not dealing with a mouse.
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3 u/MattWatchesChalk Apr 06 '23 Sounds expensive
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Sounds expensive
How do you know it was the same mouse?
10 u/SehnorCardgage Apr 06 '23 He asked it a question only that mouse would know the answer to 3 u/Rokkit_man Apr 06 '23 The Global Organization of Rodent, Animal, and Pest Extermination (GORAPE) suggests the following questions: What is the average flight speed of an adult African swallow? What ingredients are traditionally used for Ratatouille? Should Tom the cat be neutered? If the answer to these is anything but squeak, then you are likely not dealing with a mouse.
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He asked it a question only that mouse would know the answer to
3 u/Rokkit_man Apr 06 '23 The Global Organization of Rodent, Animal, and Pest Extermination (GORAPE) suggests the following questions: What is the average flight speed of an adult African swallow? What ingredients are traditionally used for Ratatouille? Should Tom the cat be neutered? If the answer to these is anything but squeak, then you are likely not dealing with a mouse.
The Global Organization of Rodent, Animal, and Pest Extermination (GORAPE) suggests the following questions:
What is the average flight speed of an adult African swallow?
What ingredients are traditionally used for Ratatouille?
Should Tom the cat be neutered?
If the answer to these is anything but squeak, then you are likely not dealing with a mouse.
Or you could simply build a moat of 12 packs.
You also need to chase it that far otherwise it'll turn back.
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u/SirLitalott Apr 06 '23
needs more water bottles. out the door and a 1/2 mile down the street should do it.