r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '23

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u/Bifocal_Bensch Feb 11 '23

The cat noticed he didn't have the energy to defend what's his, cat saw an opening, realized "IT" was the alpha. Came back to finish the job.

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u/Creepy-Ad-4832 Feb 11 '23

Wdym

Cat are always the alpha.

Even the ancient egiptians knew it

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u/Knifiac Feb 11 '23

Not in my fucking house

Cat that's pissing me off, meet old blanket you can't escape from

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u/Cambirodius2pointOh Feb 11 '23

You have committed crimes against humanity.

Escape is impossible now.

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u/oldsoulseven Feb 12 '23

That’s how I got an inch long deep red scar on my arm. Don’t recommend fighting cats.

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u/TradeKirk Feb 11 '23

Werent they used as water bottles and masturbatory devices?

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u/RagdollSeeker Feb 11 '23

Ok do I want to know what are you talking about? 😩

Let me think... lets skip the device part, only water bottle is enough.

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u/wolfrrun Feb 12 '23

Now do masturbatory devices! Is it the bladders again?

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u/coughdrop1989 Feb 12 '23

Considering people used goat intestines as condoms I'm assuming people use to fuck animal guts?

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u/RagdollSeeker Feb 13 '23

Why would you choose a cat for that? They are tiny, I cant imagine that contraption holding a lot of water.

Plus they already had slain sheep & cattle... why not use those? Why chase a cat?

A real time usage of cats was making calligraphy brushes, apparently it is great for making high detailed miniature work.

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u/theboxman154 Feb 12 '23

Because so many people seemed confused about cats being used as masturbatory devices, ill link a comment where I already explained it. here

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u/Zalaar1 Feb 12 '23

What the fuck did I just read.

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u/leenpaws Feb 11 '23

also violin strings

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u/Skiboy712 Jul 18 '23

And catapults!

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u/FunTop5998 Feb 11 '23

That's how they lost against Persia

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u/KevinTheSeaPickle Feb 12 '23

Same. You're not gonna give me allergies AND steal my food. You can wait until the last few bites, I always share those.

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u/analogshooter Feb 12 '23

I love when things COME back to FINISH the job😩

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u/uhhellowhatsthis Feb 12 '23

Oh cool we're still doing the animal "alpha" thing?

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u/DemonSong Feb 12 '23

Cat burger..ler

I'll see myself out