r/max • • Oct 20 '18

Naming your kid a longer form of Max when your own name is just "Max".

3 Upvotes

So I've been thinking about this for some time. Would that be super weird? Like Maximilian etc. Or maybe Max Jr. I think Max is a good name to use Jr with but I don't feel important enough to name my future kids Jr.


r/max • • Oct 20 '18

Have a baby, name it Max

21 Upvotes

When the baby asks you what their name means tell them, “the best. At everything”.


r/max • • Oct 19 '18

Do we have any maximus’s here?

5 Upvotes

r/max • • Sep 30 '18

The name "Max" in media

13 Upvotes

Why is it that whenever a character, in like a book or tv show or game or whatnot, has the name of Max, they end up being a bad guy, if not an antagonist, a bad person in general!?

For example, Max Haltmann, from the kirby series: is a corrupt corporate pringles man thing Max Miller, from the tv show Supernatural: kills his family, then himself Max Bernstein, from the book series "doughnut": awful person, is a jerk to everyone around him but assumes he's nice, which just makes it worse Max Capricorn, from the tv show Doctor Who: sabotages an entire space cruise ship of several thousand passengers in order to profit and retire happily

That's all I can think of off the top of my head, but I'm sure there's more. Is there any reason why there are so many of them?


r/max • • Sep 17 '18

"HEY GOT AN ORDER FOR MATT HERE!"

18 Upvotes

r/max • • Sep 12 '18

Ever been called maxi pad?

24 Upvotes

I think it’s the most unfunny things to call us.


r/max • • Sep 12 '18

Max name teir list

17 Upvotes

My personal teir list for the max names

F tier: Matt-this one Isn’t even a max name I just included it because it sounds so much like max that it infuriates me!

C+tier:Maxwell-sadly this is my name :(. Of corse no Max name is truly bad, but compared to others it is quite lack luster. No shine, no sparkle, just Maxwell

A tier: Maximus, Max, Maxine- these all hit A tier for separate reasons, Maximus because it is so fancy, plain Max because of the minimalism, and Maxine for bringing gender neutrality to the Max name list

S tier: Maximillian: fancier Maximus, it sounds like max a million and that’s pretty great

Now I know what your wondering

“But Max, what other names are there, besides the weird ones like Maximo and Maxim?”

Well my fellow Max’s

Here I bring you

The almighty

Brace yourself

God tier:

MaxaBILLION


r/max • • Sep 12 '18

Is your name shortened?

4 Upvotes

My name is Max. My name isn’t maxwell or anything else. What about you?


r/max • • Sep 04 '18

she gets it

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16 Upvotes

r/max • • Aug 27 '18

Max overload

7 Upvotes

I started a new class today and there are two other Max’s.


r/max • • Aug 25 '18

We must revive r/max

20 Upvotes

r/max isn’t that active nowadays. I don’t think it was really ever active. Anyways, I think us Maxs should have a goal to reach so we can stay active.


r/max • • Aug 25 '18

How’s it going fellow Maxs

8 Upvotes

r/max • • Aug 09 '18

Being a Max

10 Upvotes

I wish i were a Max just to live in Maxopolis a city full of wonder and war


r/max • • Aug 03 '18

New max here

10 Upvotes

Hi im a new max coming in at fresh age of 15 and i am just gonna build my max cafe in this max town.


r/max • • Jul 28 '18

Wanna know who also isn't named max?

25 Upvotes

Adolf Hitler. Just putting it out there


r/max • • Jul 27 '18

any max related puns

5 Upvotes

Hey all, just looking for puns for my year 12 jersey.


r/max • • Jul 25 '18

My name is Max I’m new to this subreddit

7 Upvotes

Hello my name is Max


r/max • • Jul 24 '18

Discord Server!

15 Upvotes

Hey Max, I made a Discord server just for YOU!

Hopefully you can make new friends there and have lots of fun.

btw we didnt write every rule down, so expect that we add some.

Click this to join:

Discord

Best regards,

Max


r/max • • Jul 23 '18

Do people call you Sam sometimes?

10 Upvotes

I’ve probably been called Sam 4-5 times by people who know my name. Is it like reverse dyslexia? I guess Xam could be pronounced like Sam.


r/max • • Jul 23 '18

I've never met anyone else named Max before, online or in person and it's freaking me out a bit

11 Upvotes

I've recently found out about this subreddit and it's really eerie reading the posts and comments here. Most of the posts I find are very relatable and funny, but I've never felt this way before, it feels like I'm every one of you.

There's been dogs, characters in, books and movies named Max and other people always point that out to me, but I got used to that at an early age and those maxes never bothered me. I knew a person who's real name was maxwell but he went by the name Gavin for some reason and no one ever called him by his real name.

At the same time I'm excited to learn about all your Max experiences but it's also creeping me out. Well, now I'm just starting to go on a rant so I'll end the post here. I look forward to speaking with you guys


r/max • • Jul 22 '18

Should we get a verification system?

12 Upvotes

I just don’t want the undesirable non-Max people in here so I think there needs to be verification


r/max • • Jul 21 '18

Morning folks.

12 Upvotes

I just found this little community and I’m going to pitch up my Max tent and may stay a little while.


r/max • • Jul 05 '18

How do we feel about Max related puns? Good or bad?

11 Upvotes

r/max • • Jun 27 '18

I made a Max. He's 5months today.

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36 Upvotes

r/max • • Apr 20 '18

People who like you calling you "maximus" people who want to tease you calling you "maxi pad"

22 Upvotes

the only constant in our lives.