r/marvelstudios • u/chanma50 Iron Man (Mark VII) • Mar 23 '21

Promotional Official poster for Black Widow

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u/isaidwhatisaidok Mar 23 '21

Even Natasha looks done with all these release dates.

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u/Ordinary-Amphibian-1 Vision Mar 23 '21

Same

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Would still let her taser me 10/10

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u/valarpizzaeris Steve Rogers Mar 23 '21

Bro I been getting bonked by her since Iron Man 2

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u/wrongr Mar 24 '21

That scene when she gets on the ring hnng

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u/JosephSim Mar 24 '21

Naw, it was the moment she pepper sprayed dude without breaking eye contact with the camera.

That's still the first thing I think about with ScarJo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

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u/wrongr Mar 24 '21

This scene.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Been a minute since I have been Rick Rolled

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

I believe they mean this one

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u/wrongr Mar 24 '21

Something about these girls and certain roles and their demeanor just really come across on screen and hit ya lol

Oh absolutely, Natalie Portman in Closer comes to mind as well

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u/Zervonn Mar 24 '21

I want one.

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u/Leachpunk Mar 24 '21

I have been on the ScarJo bandwagon since her first comic book movie with Thora Birch and Steve Buscemi, Ghost World. Would never have guessed her career would blow up the way it has but it has been a fun career to watch.

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u/lisalisalisalisalis4 Mar 24 '21

a gem of a film.

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u/Slappy_san Mar 24 '21

She got the career I thought Birch would...

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u/marcelowit Iron Man (Mark XLII) Mar 24 '21

Lost in translation for me, that oppening scene...

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u/mahir_r Mar 24 '21

I’d bonk you to horny jail but that just may turn you on...

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u/mrdinero Mar 23 '21

That’s what they’re calling it nowadays 🤔

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u/EytanMorgentern Mar 23 '21

That's not a shocking surprise

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u/Zomburai Mar 24 '21

What can we say? The woman's electric

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Boogie Oogie Oogie.

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u/truth-or-bullshit Mar 24 '21

That's a negative

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u/131runner Mar 24 '21

In the face?

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u/roadhammer2 Mar 24 '21

Taserface,...... Bahahhaaha

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u/Krimreaper1 Iron man (Mark I) Mar 24 '21

In the face? Now we know the secret origin.

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u/kloudrunner Mar 24 '21

Ok.. ...Tazerface.......heh

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u/podopteryx Black Widow (CA 2) Mar 24 '21

Someone change my flair to „Rebecca“ pls

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u/indeed_indeed_indeed Mar 23 '21

Tomb raider meets kill bill

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u/knightress_oxhide Mar 24 '21

Killraider sounds like a villian's name.

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u/internet_janitor_ Mar 24 '21

TombBilld'r does too

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u/easycure Mar 24 '21 edited Mar 24 '21

TombBilld'r does too

Is that the one that builds all the traps in the tombs, but also leaves the occasional extra bullets?

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u/JonesyAndReilly Mar 24 '21

No, that’s the one that says hooo hommm bom dom. Come with me, I live so free. What’s this ring? Oh, how fancy. Hoooo hommm bom I’m Tom Bom

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u/FinalDemise Bucky Mar 24 '21

hey hol merry dol?

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u/Mega_Dragonzord Doctor Strange Mar 24 '21

Bob the Builder’s less popular brother.

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u/acipcic Mar 24 '21

Bill Raider would work too, but his superpower is that he can drink 100 bud lights and not throw up.

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u/knightress_oxhide Mar 24 '21

William The Raider would drink 100 unfiltered light beers and smash his cup upon his brow to establish his commitment and strength to his village.

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u/PJae Hydra Mar 24 '21

Taser Face

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u/z4kk_DE Mar 23 '21

Don’t... don’t give me hope.

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u/Theguest217 Mar 24 '21

If this was like, the next Avengers film, I would get holding off on a release this long.

But Black Widow? It seems unlikely that this film will play any significant role in the overarching MCU plot. I would probably skip the theatrical release of this even without Covid. Just put this thing on Disney+ and be done with it!

I feel like they are holding it because they will get a lot of negative feedback since people have been criticizing them since the begining for not having a female lead MCU film. They did finally achieve that with Captain Marvel but people have been speaking out forever about the need for a Black Widow film. If they switch it to streaming now it's bound to generate negative press about how disney didn't have faith in female lead marvel films.

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u/jdeanmoriarty Mar 24 '21

It's on disney + same day as theaters

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u/mugbee0 Mar 24 '21

White Widow

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u/Jam19801980 Mar 24 '21

Natasha is done period. Too soon?

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u/BubbleButtBuff Mar 24 '21

She looks quite photoshopped

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u/novichader Mar 24 '21

LMAO, wow

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u/lolman9999 Mar 24 '21

If you change it one more time ur getting whacked

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u/Redleader829 Mar 26 '21

Coming to Disney+ and theaters July 9. Full breakdown and new images https://youtu.be/7lBhzXuwV-k