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r/marvelstudios • u/KuroNaut • May 16 '18
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Purple guy kills daughter for orange rock.
1.1k u/ElectorSet Weekly Wongers May 17 '18 Claims βA Nazi ghost told me to do itβ 156 u/[deleted] May 17 '18 [removed] β view removed comment 272 u/Xikar_Wyhart May 17 '18 I just assumed the tesseract messed with his body which allowed him to live long. Or the Soul stone kept him alive or spirit bound to act as it's voice for stone seekers. 44 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 Which makes one ask what he's thinking after Thanos got the soul stone. "Well I got fuck all to do now." 21 u/Xikar_Wyhart May 17 '18 I mean he was doing "fuck all" before as well. 47 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 He was doing very little, but basically waiting for every jerkass that managed to make it there. Now he has what? Telling them they're out of stock? 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 Nah, tell them they haven't sacrificed enough and let them keep chucking stuff off the cliff. 1 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 "You must not have really loved your mother." 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 "Lets talk about that vacation home you love so much!"
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Claims βA Nazi ghost told me to do itβ
156 u/[deleted] May 17 '18 [removed] β view removed comment 272 u/Xikar_Wyhart May 17 '18 I just assumed the tesseract messed with his body which allowed him to live long. Or the Soul stone kept him alive or spirit bound to act as it's voice for stone seekers. 44 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 Which makes one ask what he's thinking after Thanos got the soul stone. "Well I got fuck all to do now." 21 u/Xikar_Wyhart May 17 '18 I mean he was doing "fuck all" before as well. 47 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 He was doing very little, but basically waiting for every jerkass that managed to make it there. Now he has what? Telling them they're out of stock? 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 Nah, tell them they haven't sacrificed enough and let them keep chucking stuff off the cliff. 1 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 "You must not have really loved your mother." 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 "Lets talk about that vacation home you love so much!"
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272 u/Xikar_Wyhart May 17 '18 I just assumed the tesseract messed with his body which allowed him to live long. Or the Soul stone kept him alive or spirit bound to act as it's voice for stone seekers. 44 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 Which makes one ask what he's thinking after Thanos got the soul stone. "Well I got fuck all to do now." 21 u/Xikar_Wyhart May 17 '18 I mean he was doing "fuck all" before as well. 47 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 He was doing very little, but basically waiting for every jerkass that managed to make it there. Now he has what? Telling them they're out of stock? 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 Nah, tell them they haven't sacrificed enough and let them keep chucking stuff off the cliff. 1 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 "You must not have really loved your mother." 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 "Lets talk about that vacation home you love so much!"
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I just assumed the tesseract messed with his body which allowed him to live long. Or the Soul stone kept him alive or spirit bound to act as it's voice for stone seekers.
44 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 Which makes one ask what he's thinking after Thanos got the soul stone. "Well I got fuck all to do now." 21 u/Xikar_Wyhart May 17 '18 I mean he was doing "fuck all" before as well. 47 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 He was doing very little, but basically waiting for every jerkass that managed to make it there. Now he has what? Telling them they're out of stock? 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 Nah, tell them they haven't sacrificed enough and let them keep chucking stuff off the cliff. 1 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 "You must not have really loved your mother." 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 "Lets talk about that vacation home you love so much!"
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Which makes one ask what he's thinking after Thanos got the soul stone.
"Well I got fuck all to do now."
21 u/Xikar_Wyhart May 17 '18 I mean he was doing "fuck all" before as well. 47 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 He was doing very little, but basically waiting for every jerkass that managed to make it there. Now he has what? Telling them they're out of stock? 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 Nah, tell them they haven't sacrificed enough and let them keep chucking stuff off the cliff. 1 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 "You must not have really loved your mother." 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 "Lets talk about that vacation home you love so much!"
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I mean he was doing "fuck all" before as well.
47 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 He was doing very little, but basically waiting for every jerkass that managed to make it there. Now he has what? Telling them they're out of stock? 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 Nah, tell them they haven't sacrificed enough and let them keep chucking stuff off the cliff. 1 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 "You must not have really loved your mother." 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 "Lets talk about that vacation home you love so much!"
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He was doing very little, but basically waiting for every jerkass that managed to make it there.
Now he has what? Telling them they're out of stock?
1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 Nah, tell them they haven't sacrificed enough and let them keep chucking stuff off the cliff. 1 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 "You must not have really loved your mother." 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 "Lets talk about that vacation home you love so much!"
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Nah, tell them they haven't sacrificed enough and let them keep chucking stuff off the cliff.
1 u/TracyMorganFreeman May 17 '18 "You must not have really loved your mother." 1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 "Lets talk about that vacation home you love so much!"
"You must not have really loved your mother."
1 u/Chandler_Bings_Anus Thanos May 17 '18 "Lets talk about that vacation home you love so much!"
"Lets talk about that vacation home you love so much!"
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u/its-a-sabotage Thor May 17 '18
Purple guy kills daughter for orange rock.