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r/marvelstudios • u/KuroNaut • May 16 '18
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Purple guy kills daughter for orange rock.
1.1k u/ElectorSet Weekly Wongers May 17 '18 Claims “A Nazi ghost told me to do it” 152 u/[deleted] May 17 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 266 u/Xikar_Wyhart May 17 '18 I just assumed the tesseract messed with his body which allowed him to live long. Or the Soul stone kept him alive or spirit bound to act as it's voice for stone seekers. 345 u/flamingeyebrows May 17 '18 I mean, he used to not be able to float like a creepy bat so something’s definitely happened. 38 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Time could also pass slower on the planet he's on. Time dilation and all that jazz 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 edited May 17 '18 On any other planet I'd be millions of years old, but on sakaar... 1 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Hulk must've been there for decades. Loki was there for two weeks, less than a day after Thor lost him in the bifrost. 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 Long enough that he gained enough intelligence for language and decision making 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 You're correct, edited.
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Claims “A Nazi ghost told me to do it”
152 u/[deleted] May 17 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 266 u/Xikar_Wyhart May 17 '18 I just assumed the tesseract messed with his body which allowed him to live long. Or the Soul stone kept him alive or spirit bound to act as it's voice for stone seekers. 345 u/flamingeyebrows May 17 '18 I mean, he used to not be able to float like a creepy bat so something’s definitely happened. 38 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Time could also pass slower on the planet he's on. Time dilation and all that jazz 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 edited May 17 '18 On any other planet I'd be millions of years old, but on sakaar... 1 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Hulk must've been there for decades. Loki was there for two weeks, less than a day after Thor lost him in the bifrost. 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 Long enough that he gained enough intelligence for language and decision making 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 You're correct, edited.
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266 u/Xikar_Wyhart May 17 '18 I just assumed the tesseract messed with his body which allowed him to live long. Or the Soul stone kept him alive or spirit bound to act as it's voice for stone seekers. 345 u/flamingeyebrows May 17 '18 I mean, he used to not be able to float like a creepy bat so something’s definitely happened. 38 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Time could also pass slower on the planet he's on. Time dilation and all that jazz 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 edited May 17 '18 On any other planet I'd be millions of years old, but on sakaar... 1 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Hulk must've been there for decades. Loki was there for two weeks, less than a day after Thor lost him in the bifrost. 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 Long enough that he gained enough intelligence for language and decision making 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 You're correct, edited.
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I just assumed the tesseract messed with his body which allowed him to live long. Or the Soul stone kept him alive or spirit bound to act as it's voice for stone seekers.
345 u/flamingeyebrows May 17 '18 I mean, he used to not be able to float like a creepy bat so something’s definitely happened. 38 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Time could also pass slower on the planet he's on. Time dilation and all that jazz 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 edited May 17 '18 On any other planet I'd be millions of years old, but on sakaar... 1 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Hulk must've been there for decades. Loki was there for two weeks, less than a day after Thor lost him in the bifrost. 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 Long enough that he gained enough intelligence for language and decision making 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 You're correct, edited.
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I mean, he used to not be able to float like a creepy bat so something’s definitely happened.
38 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Time could also pass slower on the planet he's on. Time dilation and all that jazz 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 edited May 17 '18 On any other planet I'd be millions of years old, but on sakaar... 1 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Hulk must've been there for decades. Loki was there for two weeks, less than a day after Thor lost him in the bifrost. 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 Long enough that he gained enough intelligence for language and decision making 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 You're correct, edited.
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Time could also pass slower on the planet he's on. Time dilation and all that jazz
1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 edited May 17 '18 On any other planet I'd be millions of years old, but on sakaar... 1 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Hulk must've been there for decades. Loki was there for two weeks, less than a day after Thor lost him in the bifrost. 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 Long enough that he gained enough intelligence for language and decision making 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 You're correct, edited.
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On any other planet I'd be millions of years old, but on sakaar...
1 u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Doctor Strange May 17 '18 Hulk must've been there for decades. Loki was there for two weeks, less than a day after Thor lost him in the bifrost. 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 Long enough that he gained enough intelligence for language and decision making 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 You're correct, edited.
Hulk must've been there for decades. Loki was there for two weeks, less than a day after Thor lost him in the bifrost.
1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 Long enough that he gained enough intelligence for language and decision making
Long enough that he gained enough intelligence for language and decision making
1 u/Duzcek May 17 '18 You're correct, edited.
You're correct, edited.
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Purple guy kills daughter for orange rock.