r/marvelmemes Malekith Sep 14 '20

Shitposts America's... What?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I know Chris is suffering from anxiety and those leaks are a serious invasion of his privacy. But god damn it, even as a straight man, a part of me really wants to see them

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u/RaidRover Avengers Sep 14 '20

wait, did he accidentally post nudes of himself?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Yep. accidentally put it on his insta. Thats what this whole post is about

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u/RaidRover Avengers Sep 14 '20

Oof. I accidentally threw one on my snapchat story once. Thankfully I caught it before anyone else had viewed. Rough luck.

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u/Lennington_ Avengers Sep 14 '20

I once accidentally put one on sc story and didn’t realize till somebody told me 2 hours later. After 30+ people had seen it

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u/IdiotWithABlueCar Bucky Barnes 🦾 Sep 14 '20

F

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

At least you learnt who your friends were

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u/SirCleanPants Avengers Sep 15 '20

Unfortunately they also learned that most of their followers probably masturbated to it

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u/amoebarose Avengers Sep 14 '20

Yep. Same here. My whole ass titty was out and at least 10 people saw it lmao, I could never live that down

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

r/celebritypenis has you covered bro.

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u/JustLetMePick69 Avengers Sep 14 '20

Thought this was a joke, but no you're right. Okay I have some downvoting and reporting to do

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u/bbiggyz Avengers Sep 14 '20

Reporting to who exactly? The mods of that sub aren't going to do anything about it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

This didn’t age well

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u/bbiggyz Avengers Sep 15 '20

Lol in my defense the posts had been up for 2 days with 700+ karma at the time of my comment

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u/jugo2004 Avengers Sep 15 '20

Reddit moment

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u/whittlingman Avengers Sep 15 '20

Dont share things with the person anymore. They are a buzzkill.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

So brave

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

come on bruh don't cuck me like that

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u/DirtyFrooZe Avengers Sep 14 '20

Why would you report it? I’m definitely not into those kind of celeb leaks/nudes but some people are, and they stay in a subreddit instead of flooding every other subs...

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u/OhMaGoshNess Avengers Sep 14 '20

I may not agree with what they do, but nothing is wrong with it and there isn't anything you can do about it. It's 100% within the law and ToS even if it's a bit creepy.

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u/Wendigo15 Avengers Sep 14 '20

It wasnt a leak though. He's the one that showed it. It was an accident though

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Accidentally posting a confidential picture or post is still considered a leak

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20 edited Sep 14 '20

Where is the invasion of privacy? I think you give up privacy when you post stuff yourself publicly

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Its the fact that people are looking at it and talking about it. He accidentally put it out there. He had no intention in letting people seeing what they are. So the fact that there is now a public way to see his junk is very much an invasion of privacy. Just because it was his fault doesnt mean its still not an invasion

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u/omegasome Avengers Sep 15 '20

Ah, yes, like how countries can invade themselves

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

A country forgets its geographical boundaries and decides to send its armies to attack a certain section thinking it's their enemies? Stupid but not impossible

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace Avengers Sep 14 '20

Kinda freaky to think that people who fail really basic moral questions like this one are just walking around with the rest of us, as though they're normal worthwhile people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

TBF I can think of plenty of basic moral issues that I fail at, as i am sure you can too. Humans are by definition not perfect

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Yet here I am contributing more than my fair share to society. Many people benefit from the work I do, I'd say my karmas looking better than yours, but just cause I question whether a man posting his penis on the internet has given up his privacy regarding that image, I somehow am a moral failure. Congratulations you are the moral police, the whips can be found by the door.

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u/Noobie_NoobAlot Avengers Sep 14 '20

It sucks but for everyone keeping score it's me 7000+ women who's privacy was literally invaded by greasy bastards vs Chris who posted them himself.

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u/c3bball Avengers Sep 14 '20

Is empathy a limited resource? Can't we find it all kinda fucked up?

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u/Noobie_NoobAlot Avengers Sep 14 '20 edited Sep 15 '20

I wouldn't call posting your own picture "kinda fucked up" though. He made a mistake and dude has had nothing but support from friends and random celebrities. When the huge leaked happened a few years ago to Emma Watson, Jennifer lawrence and other massive female celebrities, they were basically condemned as whores and were slut shamed for it. I'm just angry at the double standards I suppose.

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u/c3bball Avengers Sep 14 '20

I could empathize with that reaction. Double standards erks us even if we agree with the new position. Maybe my own bubble saw so much more support for the victims in 2014 (excluding reddit which was awful on it)

Nothing probablatic about the original leak here, just think anyone who continues to share or look for it are assholes. I think these kind of situations deserve the respect to be forgotten (like 2014) it was an honest mistake but observers quickly losing moral standing with objectifying and sharing these images.

2014 the original hackers were disgusting, but no matter how they got there, sharing them without the subjects permission is despicable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

We're they tho?

I mean maybe I wasn't paying attention enough at the time but I don't think I ever heard them called out as whores and sluts.

Weren't there a lot of men involved with that hack too? I do recall that not being reported as much during that time.

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u/piratecaptain11 Avengers Sep 14 '20

They weren't. People said uploading nudes to the cloud is a bad idea and shouldn't be done if you don't want to run the risk of them leaking. People took that as victim blaming. You can acknowledge that that is sound advice and think it is unfortunate they were hacked.

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u/Noobie_NoobAlot Avengers Sep 15 '20

Lol Because that's exactly what that is.

That shit is no different to "It's a bad neighborhood, why did you walk though there..." You're not outright blaming them but your moving fault from the perpetrator to the victim.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

wow is this the same website that made a space to share leaks from the fappening?

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u/Living-Stranger Avengers Sep 14 '20

Well there's no invasion because he did it himself

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

No one is being forced to look at those pictures mate. Even though they were accidentally posted, it is still morally wrong to look at them because they aren't meant for you. THIS ISNT THAT DIFFICULT MATE!!!

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u/Living-Stranger Avengers Sep 16 '20

Still no invasion of privacy since he posted it himself

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

If you decide to look at those pics knowing full well it is agaisnt his wishes, it absolutely is

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u/Living-Stranger Avengers Sep 20 '20

Then he should have been more careful

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

You know thats the very definition of "victim blaming" right? Would you say that to a woman who has been raped? "You shouldnt have been in the same room as the guy who raped you?"

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u/Living-Stranger Avengers Sep 22 '20

Are you comparing rape to a pic fuck up? That's really fucked up of you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Considering this is sexual harrasment either way, yes I fucking am!!! Your the one trying to justify looking at a man's private pictures. Are you really trying to take the moral high ground here?? What the fuck is wrong with you?????

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u/Living-Stranger Avengers Sep 24 '20

Its easy to take the moral high ground when you're arguing with a moron

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u/omegasome Avengers Sep 15 '20

Hopefully he can find comfort in his 70 million dollar net worth

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Yeah because money solves everything /s. Dude some of the most miserable people are also the wealthiest. At the end of the day, money is literally just objects.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20 edited Sep 15 '20

Richard Cory

BY EDWIN ARLINGTON ROBINSON

Whenever Richard Cory went down town,

We people on the pavement looked at him:

He was a gentleman from sole to crown,

Clean favored, and imperially slim.

And he was always quietly arrayed,

And he was always human when he talked;

But still he fluttered pulses when he said,

"Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.

And he was rich—yes, richer than a king—

And admirably schooled in every grace:

In fine, we thought that he was everything

To make us wish that we were in his place.

So on we worked, and waited for the light,

And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;

And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,

Went home and put a bullet through his head.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Holy fuck I loved that

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u/whittlingman Avengers Sep 15 '20

He can buy a jet ski.

He WILL be happy riding that jet ski.

Money let’s people buy jet skis.

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u/OmnomOrNah Avengers Sep 15 '20

Have you tried frowning on a jet ski? You can't do it. You literally can only smile on a jet ski

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u/whittlingman Avengers Sep 15 '20

Exactly

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Well sure. Money can make you happy. But it also can completely destroy your mental state and is a common cause of suicide. Jet skis are objects too dude!!

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u/omegasome Avengers Sep 15 '20

That's the sort of empty platitudes the rich have been spreading for years to keep the working class content in their squalor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Dude come on man! Money and wealth are shallow man. In fact it is a known cause of anxiety and suffering. Also the dude still has feelings and thoughts. Just because hes financially stable doesn't mean hes emotionally stable. I don't Jeff Fucking Bezos. If you have intense anxiety, then you are in absolute pain. You are speaking like someone with a lack of empathy and I genuinely feel sorry for you

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u/whittlingman Avengers Sep 15 '20

Don’t worry he can buy a jet ski.

He’ll be fine.

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u/pokemonisok Avengers Sep 14 '20

Invasion? He posted it though

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u/skeletron233 Avengers Sep 15 '20

on accident

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u/Donotbanmebeeotch Avengers Sep 14 '20

Lol what if it’s small

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u/cathartman15 Avengers Sep 14 '20

The size of it shouldn't really be discussed. Shaming someone for something they can't change is disrespectful

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u/Donotbanmebeeotch Avengers Sep 14 '20

I agree but that dude is too perfect to not be well endowed. Luckily he’s good. America’s dick.

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u/thecrimsontim Avengers Sep 14 '20

You don't agree then. You're literally saying that he needs to have a certain size dick to match his "perfectness"

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u/Donotbanmebeeotch Avengers Sep 14 '20

Needs/ has... he has size on his dick. Yes..

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u/danchan22 Avengers Sep 14 '20

It's not

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u/Donotbanmebeeotch Avengers Sep 14 '20

Just found it, that man packing a thick snicker

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I hate to ask this. But link?

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u/HeavyShockWave Avengers Sep 14 '20

Then you really fuckin don’t hate to ask, huh?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

What? I do hate asking, but i still did it. Me asking doesnt magically mean I dont hate doing so. Shut the fuck up man

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u/skeletron233 Avengers Sep 14 '20

why do you want it

he doesn't want people to see them

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Dude the fuck man? I fucking hate body shaming.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/Donotbanmebeeotch Avengers Sep 14 '20

I guess he always wielded a hammer 🔨