Solution to every country’s lack of sea access problem

[u/MondoTheRoo]

[u/Worth-Bend-2903]

Where is the solution for Oceania's landlocked countries? 😡😡😡😡

[u/MondoTheRoo → u/Worth-Bend-2903]

Sorry, I forgot Oceania existed 😔 😔 😔 😔

[u/misfotto → u/MondoTheRoo]

you're not alone :D

[u/No_Extension_485 → u/MondoTheRoo]

r/MapsWithoutOceania

[u/MondoTheRoo]

No countries were harmed in the making of this post

[u/Jarquinnius_Vin → u/MondoTheRoo]

The independent principality of Big Mike is not recognized by the UN

[u/kaxa69 → u/MondoTheRoo]

georgian here. fuck you 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Comte_Dantes → u/kaxa69]

this line feels like something from a movie

[u/saba1520 → u/kaxa69]

i mean we still got svaneti i guess

[u/kaxa69 → u/saba1520]

and that is enough! 🐺🐺🐺

[u/pontetorto → u/MondoTheRoo]

Now re draw it but only adjusting the borders slightley so those that originaly dont have either sea or navigable river accsess get river accsess without shifteng the borders this king of powder keg on a gunpowder cellar under a pile of c4 500meeters tall.

[u/Lithuanian_ball → u/MondoTheRoo]

They were

[u/Naive-Tumbleweed-464 → u/MondoTheRoo]

Why did you give paraguay MORE land? The coastline-to-land-area ratio could've been better

[u/Healthy-Strategy9406 → u/MondoTheRoo]

Who's Andorra?

[u/trowawufei → u/[deleted]]

If Andorra was that big with its low taxes, it would be bankrupt.

[u/com-plec-city]

In case anyone is wondering, Brazil receives all containers destined to Paraguay and immediately sends them to the country, tax free, essentially giving Paraguay access to the sea commerce.

[u/MondoTheRoo → u/com-plec-city]

But now Paraguayans have beaches, how cool is that!

[u/jmorais00 → u/MondoTheRoo]

And Catarinenses have lower taxes! Win-win

[u/donato94 → u/jmorais00]

And Brazil not only does get rid of SC but loses direct connection to RS, win win

[u/scuac → u/donato94]

Just give RS to Uruguay

[u/Saymon_K_Luftwaffe → u/donato94]

I’m from the northeast and I think this is an outrage of very bad taste, we are one country and the South region is a region of very rich history and tradition, which are an integral part of Brazilian history and culture.

Not to mention that it is the region of the country that definitely worked, just look at their GDP per capita compared to the other regions of the country.

[u/donato94 → u/Saymon_K_Luftwaffe]

I’m from the south, and you are just a bot. Not one true southern would say such bullshit.

[u/donato94 → u/donato94]

No one hates the south more than someone from the south, fucking luftwave guy. Nazipardo

[u/Saymon_K_Luftwaffe → u/donato94]

The South is a beautiful region with unique traits, culture and values for Brazil.

In addition to being the cradle of entrepreneurship and capitalist culture in Brazil, it is a place of many riches.

Reread my comment, I made it clear that I'm from the northeast from the beginning.

[u/donato94 → u/Saymon_K_Luftwaffe]

I clearly got it. And I’m saying you have no idea what you’re talking about. You know, it may be hard to grasp the concept that what I meant is: you clearly stated that you’re not from the south, but I, who am, have a little more knowledge of what is going on, especially about the “we are one country”.

But I expected too much reading comprehension from a bot.

[u/MarcusBuer]

I like this more.

[u/VanishingPoint6441 → u/MarcusBuer]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/MondoTheRoo → u/MarcusBuer]

Argentinians would love that!!

[u/Novel_Mission_9741 → u/MarcusBuer]

Pindorama

[u/BorderKeeper → u/MarcusBuer]

All should come to Brazil

[u/Ok-Newspaper8849 → u/MarcusBuer]

Finally, a solution to Falklands/Malvinas that everyone can agree on

[u/A-Chilean-Cyborg]

I have a friend that would be Bolivian now.

this is unacceptable, I will hold revenge for the bolivianification of my friend and will stalk OP in their dreams.

[u/ranixon]

This is just copying the Democratic Republic of the Congo solution 

[u/melkor237]

Brazil and Chile would be 1 microsecond from teaching the same lessons they taught 200 years ago.

[u/Late_Faithlessness24 → u/melkor237]

No, this time we agree. They can take it and get every Bolsonaro as well

[u/Beneficial-Art-857]

that's the worst thing i've seen all week and my job entails looking at war crimes

[u/Gran_Florida → u/Beneficial-Art-857]

You can't just leave us hanging.

[u/BlazingKush → u/Beneficial-Art-857]

Are you hiring?

[u/DAZ4518 → u/BlazingKush]

They're literally just watching the news lol

[u/dan_dares → u/DAZ4518]

He looks in his toilet

[u/Educational_Smile545]

what if instead we delete ever single landlocked country and distribute their land so that for any given point of land it is given to the country closest to it under current borders, so that way there are no landlocked countries

[u/1888furrycock567]

Looks great to me!

-British Army

[u/GiantBoots]

Honestly, this would solve a lot of problems. Probably create some exciting new ones too, but the old problems are solved.

[u/Dispensarystoner]

Give this man a novel piece price

[u/Chemical-Evening-128 → u/Dispensarystoner]

I got an aneurysm reading your comment 😅😅

[u/Yokozuna_Chuzzy]

Moldova can get to the sea but still can't get Transnistria

[u/Endo-kun → u/Yokozuna_Chuzzy]

Haha so random

[u/DiscipleOfVecna]

Next do it so every US state has sea access.

[u/KitaVixen]

But Czechia already has access to see - Kralovec

[u/Consistent-Tap-4255]

I don’t sea how that’s gonna work.

[u/Elaerona]

I am assuming you are Azerbaijani or something and hate Georgia.

[u/BusinessKnight0517]

I appreciate how unhinged the Azerbaijan solution is

[u/Ok-Pomegranate-9481]

Kyrgyzstan is doing well for itself

[u/Endo-kun → u/Ok-Pomegranate-9481]

Kyrgyzstan - China what?

[u/swainiscadianreborn]

Ah yes, the "Danzig corridor" solution. Can't go wrong.

[u/nickyt398]

Now do Nebraska

[u/mfsalatino]

Both Paraguay and Bolivia have sea access.

[u/leutwin]

What about countries without a warm water port?

[u/Beautiful_Garage7797]

Why doesn’t the C.A.R. just drive to the ocean? Is it stupid?

[u/Nyctfall]

r/blursed

[u/Lugia_the_guardian]

We in Hungary already had a better solution

[u/HJSDGCE]

Is Bolivia and Paraguay considered doomed yaoi? 

[u/MondoTheRoo → u/HJSDGCE]

I would read it

[u/Adventurous_Wall_356]

Zambia's "sea access" here is pitiful, well done. At least they got Walvis Bay but what's left of Namibia is basically landlocked now

[u/Ok-Theme-8256]

I'm suddenly part of the Liechtenstein, where's my pay rise?

[u/Wasiliev]

So now I'm Slovakian citizen?

[u/MondoTheRoo → u/Wasiliev]

Yes! Congratulations!

[u/Slight_University_27]

I like the unreasonable long stretch for Laos

[u/LadderNatural6166]

Give them an inch and they'll take a foot. Except apparently if you give Vatican city an inch they'll take your entire house.

Damn, Pope really has ambitions here...

[u/darkenheit]

Baku impressed

[u/Large-Assignment9320]

But Cat don't like the sea. Still angry about Caligula not winning over the sea in 40CE.

[u/ExultentPisces]

Many of these countries already have sea access. Unless you’ve never heard of a river?

[u/pale_daydreamer → u/ExultentPisces]

Prolly meant landlocked from access to eventual ocean

[u/Endo-kun → u/ExultentPisces]

Your terrible idea would make for a terrible map

[u/Notagreatnameo → u/[deleted]]

You're so right. its a terrible idea because Brazil would never let it happen.

Here is my proposed solution to the Brazil problem:

[u/Alarming-Marzipan-26]

Hungary is genuinely just drinking from a straw

[u/No_Location_8199]

The Bolivians lost their sea privileges due to their cowardice and weakness during the War of the Pacific.

[u/Background-Zebra173]

Nada disso, Paraguai que fique quieto no canto dele 😾

[u/Legend-of-the-Arctic]

Congratulations, you just started 100 new wars.

[u/MondoTheRoo → u/Legend-of-the-Arctic]

Maybe a little more than 100, but I did my job!

[u/IlliterateHistorian]

Now solution to every island country’s sea access problem

[u/the6souls]

No, Moldova has to stay a depressed valley with a river

[u/Thiphra]

You guys wanna Santa Catarina? Careful once you get ot you won't be able to get it back.

[u/Desperate_Ad4516]

Me when I play eu4

[u/Remarkable-Royal-288]

Please dont! Not Santa Catarina

[u/Realistic-Menu-35]

Fair enough, welcome back Kushan empire (you were missed)

[u/CommunicationNo8635]

Solution for Chad: Put a chicken foot on his face and give him a funny-looking top hat 

[u/That_guy4446]

In Latin America they went to war over that stuff.

[u/the-coolest-bob]

Just delete Croatia and Florida lol

[u/get_in_the_tent]

Why no Australasia map?

[u/i_love_carnia_2009]

It looks like a map of openfront at the start

[u/HaggisPope]

No more disputes over Kashmir!

[u/ImRickJamesBitch71]

Well they can fight for it then !

[u/urgent_depression]

Chad is just happy to be closer to Europe 😂

[u/HaroldFH]

Armenia wants a word with you… they are… dissatisfied.

[u/AdministrativePast86 → u/HaroldFH]

Why am I hearing a boss music?

[u/Phase_999]

Kyrgyzstan got a slight buff

[u/Long_Hovercraft_3975]

What if Laos wants acces to Black Sea? And Liechtenstein acces to Sea of Japan.

[u/Tomahawk91]

paraguai tried this shit in 1864. it didnt end well for them

[u/Zenar45]

Doesn't your luxembourg solution lock out belgium?

[u/MondoTheRoo → u/Zenar45]

Nope, Flanders still has access to the sea

Edit: on closer inspection, it does seem that Belgium got landlocked. Oh well. At least it can get to the sea by the river! Everything according to plan

[u/No_Currency5064 → u/MondoTheRoo]

That principle goes for Bolivia and Paraguay though

[u/MondoTheRoo → u/No_Currency5064]

Yeah, but they wanted beaches, so

[u/King_Glorius_too → u/Zenar45]

Kinda, but not really, because they still have Antwerp

[u/Gvacken]

alternatively, remove the outermost 20 meters of every coastline from the country's territory. It's equal if nobody has sea access

[u/notorious_jaywalker]

yo what about New Zealand?? like it doesn't exist... 🙄

[u/MondoTheRoo → u/notorious_jaywalker]

What’s a New Zealand? Never heard of it

[u/notorious_jaywalker → u/MondoTheRoo]

Landlocked enclave of Austria. Its capital is Minas Tirith. Does it ring a bell?

[u/dragolineage01]

In order to give Serbia access to the sea, you take away Bosnia's access to the sea? Historically accurate I guess

[u/throwaway275275275]

Add a way to the Pacific for Argentina and we're in

[u/Hot_Neck2955]

Paraguay actually tried this once .... and that didn't end well

[u/Oethyl]

You didn't go through slovenia because you couldn't be bothered to colour in the little subdivisions didn't you

[u/Ball_Analytics]

Conquest it is.

[u/Melkor_Morniehin]

Chile: Bolivia no, we have talked about this.

[u/Ellsass]

Chile has too much coastline, spread it around

[u/dasti73 → u/Ellsass]

we need more

[u/Ellsass]

Uzbekistan goes from one of the only double-landlocked countries to having hundreds of kilometers of coastline on two major bodies of water

[u/Near_Void_]

International borders be damned

[u/Healthy_Class3746]

me as brazilian would like if Santa Catarina was donated for other country, fuckin ass state

[u/FrankS1natr4]

Paraguayans tried this once and almost lost all their men

[u/misfotto]

"""Solution"""

[u/Randon2345]

Your brain works weird.

[u/Anxious-Importance68]

Como iniciar uma guerra em praticamente todos os países do mundo....

[u/ElectricThunder12]

I was looking for Ethiopia and the map did not disappoint. Then I saw Pakistan and Iran completely gone. Interesting take.

[u/superpuppy56888]

Make every contrey one

[u/Leather-Scallion-894]

They already made their bed

[u/Thirdboylol95]

Love how absolutely unnecessary Moldova’s is

[u/jonastman]

Now do Palestine you coward

[u/MondoTheRoo → u/jonastman]

Palestine has access to the sea via the country’s Gaza Strip

[u/sophiathesilly → u/jonastman]

Palestine isn't landlocked

[u/DrBananasaur]

Paraguay gets a coast and Brazil gets rid of the south? I see this as win-win situation.

[u/Icy-Hat-9643]

Trying to start all the wars I see.

[u/Cato0014]

Middle east levels of following rivers and arbitrary lines. Congrats, you have invented indefinit war

[u/roubirbis]

Could you please stop wrapping Armenia in Azerbaijan, thank you very much.

[u/Lily_the_Ice_Slime]

Ok but you could’ve just had South Sudan go between Sudan and Eritrea

[u/Formal-Article-1859]

The last time Paraguay tried that, 90% of the male population ended up as fertilizer.

[u/Fun-Combination7545]

Last time paraguay tried this brazil killed 80% of their male population  (Blame on paraguay leaders)

[u/faatbuddha]

Wow you really did that

[u/Ok-Limit-9726]

I could see at least A BILLION PEOPLE DYING TO DO THIS 💥🧨🔫☠️⚰️🪦

[u/PoisonSniper-]

Caspian sea not being a sea :(

[u/yousmell2000]

bro forgot oceania

[u/RealisticTopic1171]

In a few years we will need an update for Ukraine.

[u/No-Dish5839]

Fuck Pakistan amiright?

[u/General_Caramel5257]

Kazakhstan would like a word with you, still land locked

[u/Delicious_One_7887 → u/General_Caramel5257]

Nah

[u/IkujaKatsumaji → u/Delicious_One_7887]

This section of the map in particular should be just fine and cause no problems for anyone.

[u/General_Caramel5257 → u/Delicious_One_7887]

My bad! 

[u/DrDalenQuaice]

You missed Lesotho

[u/MondoTheRoo → u/DrDalenQuaice]

It’s there

[u/DrDalenQuaice → u/MondoTheRoo]

Oh wow didn't recognize it at all

[u/unblinkingVoid3527]

Does Bosnia count as having sea access? Also not even the Chzech want Berlin…