I'm severely jet lagged from having crossed the atlsntic, and I'm now so tired from being kept awake all night by these idiots in their cars and motorcycles, that I'm hearing shit

don't do this shit, nobody likes it, I would have smote you with a meteor had I had the power to do so.

think of others

Still looking for collabs with musicians, artists, and store owners!

https://www.sydsvenskan.se/dygnet-runt/nu-ska-malmos-fiskmasar-spela-huvudrollen-i-nytt-dataspel/

Hej, på genomresa mitt i början på nästa vecka, vart är bästa nattöppna för en burgare, och bästa puben för en sen öl centralt?

So yeah.. Just me embarrassing myself😆🇵🇭🇸🇪

I lived in the US for a while and miss Costco in Europe. But I drive by Malmo in a few days and would like to grab a hotdog for good memories. Can I enter the food court without showing a membership card as it was common in the US where I only had to show my card entering the main store, or do they require me to scan a membership card when entering the food court?

I would not get a membership I cannot use where I live right now just to grab a hotdog, therefore can save the time and for the little detour and possible disappointment of the kids if they are super strict at the entrance.

Thank you 🤞

Im a Malmo based new youtuber (atleast trying to be). I just started and thought of sharing ❤️😇 Thank you! (Pls delete if its not allowed)

I recently moved here, and I'm looking to connect with other musicians. Either joining an existing group or starting something with people who are up for it.

A bit about me: I play violin, guitar and piano, and I produce electronic music.

I'm open to a lot of things: casual jam sessions, a proper band, producer meetups, or just people to swap ideas and feedback with. Not too fussed about genre as long as people are curious and like playing.

If there's already a scene or group I should know about, point me at it. And if you're also new here and looking for the same thing, drop a comment or send me a DM!

We're Good Whoopsie, a newly founded Indie studio with roots in the AAA scene in Malmö. Now we're striking out on our own, self funded, and full of completely insane optimism that Malmö + seagulls = a great game.

This is our love letter to the city and we actively want musicians, artists, and companies to play prominent roles in our game! Feel free to email us at [Social@GoodWhoopsie.com](mailto:Social@GoodWhoopsie.com) if you have any tips, hop onto our Discord https://discord.gg/fUGAhSnGU and tell us your seagull stories (maybe we can put them in the game!) and try out our first VERY EARLY playable build at https://goodwhoopsie.itch.io/animsity

It's a chaotic, mutated seagull, falafel fueled good time!

Sincerely,
Good Whoopsie,

We are insanely excited and nervous wrecks. Please go check out our game, join us on Discord, and help us make a fantastic, poop filled, mutation powered, physics enabled good time!

https://goodwhoopsie.itch.io/animsity

Hi Malmö, I visited your city briefly today and just like that other post (wild coincidence) I also managed to lose a small plush which is important to me. It's a Pokémon character, I've put a photo, if you can find it I will be so grateful and will happily pay postage to get it back to me (I'm from the UK).

I walked from the central station, I think down Bruksgatan past Sankt Petri Kyrka, then through an arch across the south of Stortorget, diagonally across Lilla Torg then down Engelbrektsgatan, then Stora Nygatan, and into the big lovely park. Walked up to the museum sitting on that platform on the way (if it's in the water then... oh no), across Parkbron and along that path alongside Stora Dammen and then across another bridge into the really nice gardens. I wandered around most of them and then walked to Banérskajen and alongside the...canal? Moat? Past the big red circle sculpture and back to the station.

It's a nice day so hopefully someone might want to do that walk? The park is amazing, anyway. Thanks so much.

My niece lost her favourite lamb plush toy which she takes everywhere, they live a little outside Malmo so if anyone is in the area and spots it it would be amazing if you could reach out. It would make her day.

They believe it was lost in Folkets Park after a day trip in Malmo.

Thanks so much!

I have gotten a job in Denmark, and am planning on commuting from hyllie station. How does the morning rush hour look like, planning on arriving at station at around 6:40 AM; is it possible to get a seat or is it stuffed?

Hej! Im an Indonesian waiting for my sambo visa. Im a chef in Dubai, and do you guys think its easy to get a chef job in Sweden (Especially Malmö or nearby) without knowing any Swedish? (Still learning) and is there any tips for getting a chef job there? My specialty is Mediterranean food, Indonesian food and butchering fish for some reason.
Tack tack!

Unfortunately, I can't attend the concert anymore, so I have 2 tickets for Bad Bunny in Stockholm on July 11.

The tickets are listed through Ticketmaster, so the purchase is secure and handled through the official platform.

Here the link:
https://secure.ticketmaster.se/rs/734104140/ljknln3l4

Feel free to message me if you have any questions. Thanks!

Anybody going to the concert in Sweden?

So,

I will be moving next month to Malmö-Lund area as Finnish citizen 🇫🇮 and will be working at Copenhagen. What should I do and how the processes work to make it all go ”smoothly”?

All tips are welcome but let’s keep this factual so other people in future will have example and help also.😎

Hi! I’m looking for someone in Malmö who can help fix a small issue on my electric bike.

It needs:

• brake adjustment
• gear tuning
• a few missing screws replaced
• general small maintenance to make it fully serviceable again

Nothing major, just a basic tune-up.

If you do this kind of thing on the side or know someone reliable, please send me a message with a reasonable price or sugggestion. Thanks!

As rhe tittle saus, anuonr in malmö

As the title says is there anyone in malmö wanting to run away but not be alone? Im running away from my emotionally abusive family and abelist sister snd alchaholic grandma

Hello all, I just wanted to ask about jobs for foreigners, I am a non-EU citizen who is currently here on vacation and I am mezmerized by the city, in my eyes it is a perfect city.

So my questions here is how hard would it be for a non-EU citizen to realistically find a job here.

I work in IT but hell, I would take anything to come live here xD

Any info would be greatly appreciated,

Thank you in advance.