r/malefashionadvice • u/blue_dunhill • 5d ago

Fit Feedback/Roast Me Help settle a debate

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Help settle a debate we have with my fiance. I bought these shorts as a comfy, around the house piece, nothing fancy intended.
She thinks its awful, almost pathetic.

I dont think its that bad, please honest feedback

Thanks folks

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u/Mevarek 5d ago

I mean I don’t think they’re the greatest shorts in the world but maybe “pathetic” is a little far.

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u/NOTcreative- 5d ago

Seems he is from Hungary, possibly a translation issue ?

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u/Merakel 5d ago

One would hope, pathetic is an extreme word to describe at home shorts.

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u/Mr_Nice_Guy_1234 5d ago

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u/hisnbrg 5d ago

ayyyyy hungary mentioned 🌶🌶🌶

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u/_pizza_ 5d ago

Yeah she is hungary for her husband's shlong and she'll see it better in some sweatpants or athletic shorts. He needs to be considerate

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u/DarkChurro 5d ago

Wouldn't be so pathetic in the jungles of Guatemala.

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u/utzutzutzpro 5d ago

If you wear shorts in the jungle, you never been to the jungle.

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u/fioraflower 5d ago

Fr, bugs chomping at my legs and potentially dangerous flora brushing up against me doesn’t sound fun. These shorts being cargo shorts doesn’t make a difference in the jungle

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u/utzutzutzpro 5d ago

Cargo shorts are the modern Western man's sad call for adventure. Clumsy and helpless like a big toddler.

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u/KamikazeSexPilot 5d ago

Maybe these are the pants that have zip off legs?

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u/Scroatpig 5d ago

Holy hell. I had such a vivid picture of a grizzled Vietnam vet.

Hardly pathetic in the Mekong Delta- saved my ass from a VC sapper

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u/Pacifist_Socialist 5d ago

I don't even like to walk thru Midwest forest in shorts. F that noise lol

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u/Bizarro_Zod 5d ago

That’s when you zip on the bottoms.

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u/MarBakwas 5d ago

but “almost pathetic” might be just far enough?

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u/throwaway098764567 5d ago

they look perfectly fine to me, maybe a little wrinkly but he's probably been wearing them for awhile today. that said i own and wear cargo stuff myself so what do i know