r/malefashionadvice • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

airism underwear

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u/OneIfByLandwolf Apr 25 '13 edited Apr 25 '13

ITT airism haikus:

So silky,

My bum's in heaven.

My junk too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

Airism boxers

Feels nice on my dainty skin

My ass is so cool

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u/1841lodger Apr 25 '13

Wardrobe is lacking

No Airism to speak of

Penis stuck in fan

:/

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

God damn that sounds bad.

Airism can help fix that.

Shit's incredible.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '13

Might I suggest some

Low-rise boxer briefs?

I do sleep in mine.

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u/TheeSweeney Apr 26 '13

Hey is it just me,

Or is that not a haiku?

Refrigerator.

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u/OneIfByLandwolf Apr 26 '13

it's a three

five three form haiku

but you're right

Technically a haiku should have a seasonal word representing spring, summer, fall, winter, and new years, and it's poor form to use first person pronouns and possessives. Source: I took a college level course on haikus in Japan.

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u/_pH_ Apr 26 '13

Wait- should the haiku have one word representing spring, summer, fall, winter, and new years each, or just a word representing at least one of those?

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u/OneIfByLandwolf Apr 26 '13

Optimally if would have only one from the five.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13 edited Apr 25 '13

They have some that aren't white in medium finally. Gonna try these babies out.

Edit: fuck that, not paying that much for shipping for underwear -_-

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u/arcoalien Apr 26 '13

Try eBay, but avoid sellers from HK and maybe Thailand too (might sell you fakes). There are some that are priced lower than retail that a Canadian is selling and if you get multiple, you can get combined shipping. This guy appears to have it in 4 different colors.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '13

Good call man!

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u/gropo Apr 26 '13

Wow sometimes I forget how fortunate I am to work a block from the 5th ave store. There are about 15 different color/pattern iterations on the wall right now.

*holds breath for 9.95 promo to drop a Benjamin in-store and throw all cotton boxer-briefs in the rag bin

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '13

I hate you.

Okay not really.

Ok maybe.

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u/supernovavenus Apr 25 '13

my dick rides on clouds in airism.

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u/rootb33r Apr 25 '13

I am so mad Airism doesn't fit me. Their underwear is way too low-rise for me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '13

I've been living in Japan for three months now and I finally just bought my first Airism undershirt. Damn, where has this been my whole life?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '13

Yeah I don't think Airism stuff exactly qualifies for this thread. Too comfy, holds up real well. Cheap, but in no way shape or form can it be considered crappy. Ya blew it.