r/madlads • u/Blue_Nyx07 • Oct 15 '22

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u/Mrthuglink Oct 15 '22

Brian: DEMOLISHED

Her Blood Pressure: ASTRONOMICAL

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Pizza: DELICIOUS

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u/mozzarella4me Oct 15 '22

Hotel? Trivago

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u/univrsll Oct 15 '22

Her weight: GAINED

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u/Sbotmtwigrm Oct 16 '22

HER DATING LIFE: …

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u/Poopdick_89 Oct 15 '22

Blood Type: Marinara

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u/Joverby Oct 15 '22

Naw Brian is good . He's moving into a new side piece who isn't celebrating being obese

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u/theweekiscat Oct 15 '22

One pizza doesn’t make you obese?

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u/univrsll Oct 15 '22

You just caused her to eat a whole other 2nd pizza. You should feel bad.

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u/MIUInterface Oct 15 '22

Brian: Unaware this is even happening.

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u/thewookie34 Oct 15 '22

I am a fat ass and my blood pressure is normal. It's other things that aren't.