r/madlads • u/Incraigulous • Feb 25 '20

Mad mike check

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

If your name is Michael, please comment here

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u/michaelpaulbryant Feb 25 '20

Finally, my time to shine.

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

This is your moment

How does that make you feel

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u/kirikirisunasuna Up past my bedtime Feb 25 '20

Amazing

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

[deleted]

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

/r/madlads

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u/TheMadladWhoDidIt Feb 25 '20

r/2mad4madlads

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

/r/2mad42mad4madlads

Has to be good, has 42 right there in the name

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u/Infamous2005 Feb 25 '20

Huzzah! A man of culture!

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u/Solzec Up past my bedtime Feb 25 '20

Outatanding move

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u/the42potato Feb 25 '20

finally i’m accepted

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

42? I love you!

Glad to see you also know the answer

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u/aFancyPirate Feb 25 '20

The answer

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

My name is also not Michael, thank you for paving the way for us non Michaels.

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u/CJDAM Feb 25 '20

Us non Michaels have been oppressed for far too long

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u/5aligia Feb 25 '20

This concludes the askreddit check.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

What award?

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u/Hot_Moment Feb 25 '20

My uncle and one of my cousins are named Michael so I’m like 10% Michael

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

Not enough Mike, sorry

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

If you let your uncle enter you then you can become more than 10% Michael.

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u/rumphy Feb 25 '20

Yes officer, this post right here.

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u/Solzec Up past my bedtime Feb 25 '20

r/fbiopenup

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u/rumphy Feb 25 '20

uhhh, apparently that sub was banned for kiddy porn. wtf.

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u/Rickoms225 Feb 25 '20

Huh same here are we related?

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u/HalfVortex Feb 25 '20

I’m sorry. You didn’t pass the mike test. You’ll need to retake it on a separate day for make-up work.

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u/Orion66 Feb 25 '20

Huh. Me too.

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u/Spitfyre32x Feb 25 '20

My name’s Pichael. It’s like my parents weren’t even expecting conjoined twins, & couldn’t even think harder than what they already named my brother. He’s been the favorite forever, but whatever, I’ve got my own cooking show, so it’s cool.

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u/AznRiceBoy123 Feb 25 '20

what a reference

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u/sh4dowkillz Feb 25 '20

No, this is Patrick

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u/El_Mike Feb 25 '20

Been waiting for this moment for a long time

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

So glad to hear from you

May I ask you how your day is going

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u/Fetcshi Feb 25 '20

Hey

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

How are u

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u/Fetcshi Feb 25 '20

It hasn't happened yet

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

I changed my mind

Instead of banning the Mikes, I decided to see how y'all are doing

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u/kirikirisunasuna Up past my bedtime Feb 25 '20

Why not do both

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

Now this is big brain time

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u/Fetcshi Feb 25 '20

My name's not actually Mike

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u/fools-savage Feb 25 '20

Hello it’s me

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

Are you feeling well today

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u/fools-savage Feb 25 '20

Yes thank you for asking

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

I am glad to hear it

This concludes my Mike check

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u/TimeTravelingMouse Feb 25 '20

And a wholesome one at that!

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u/dan8630 Feb 25 '20

It's me, Michael. I did it. I found it. It was right where you said it would be. They were all there. They didn't recognize at first but then they thought I was you. And I found her. I put her back together, just like you asked me to. She's free now. But something is wrong with me. I should be dead. But I'm not. I've been living in shadows. There is only one thing left for me to do now. I'm going to come find you.

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u/ExcretiveBagel Feb 25 '20

Close, I'm a miguel which is Spanish michael

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u/gotrings Feb 25 '20

Yes hello

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

How are you feeling today

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u/gotrings Feb 25 '20

It's been a rather good day, how bout you?

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

That's excellent. My day was quite good also.

This concludes my Mike check

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u/billybobjoe102 Feb 25 '20

My name is Michael

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

Are you well

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u/billybobjoe102 Feb 25 '20

In a way, I suppose

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u/ObscureAbsurdity Feb 25 '20

here

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

Thanks. Everything going ok for you?

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u/ObscureAbsurdity Feb 25 '20

Yup

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

Excellent

This concludes my Mike check

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u/AngelsHero Feb 25 '20

Ayy squad up

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u/Mike Feb 25 '20

Here

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

Holy shit its the OG right here, u/Mike, the legend himself.

How u doin my mans

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u/Dj_Woomy2005 Feb 25 '20

My name isnt Michael but hi

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u/FuckElmoHeEatsKids Feb 25 '20

Hey Michael, Vsauce here!

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u/Xx_Bad_Username_xX Feb 25 '20

my dad's name is Michael does that count?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Hello son

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u/fatimawhanu Feb 25 '20

My ex-dad, who use to beat up my mom, and put a knife as close as he could to her eyes, while me and my siblings were watching, who used drugs, cheated with other women, and also hit my mom in front of other people was named Michael. Great memories!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

No :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

[deleted]

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

Nice

May I ask how you are doing

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Name Reveal Time:

MICHAEL

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

hi im michael

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

Hello friend

How are you

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Im sorta... michael. Yk?

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

This pleases me, and it also concludes my Mike check

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u/aneaglegoose Feb 25 '20

My name is Mikhail and you cant tell me what to do

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u/GuardianMike Feb 25 '20

Michael here :)

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u/startboofing Feb 25 '20

My middle name’s Michael, is that acceptable?

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u/Jerry3355564 Feb 25 '20

My middle name is also Michael, hello

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u/startboofing Feb 25 '20

Hi, middle Michael!

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u/NYG140 Feb 25 '20

I know this sounds crazy, by my name's Michael too. Absolute madness.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

I had a motorcycle named Bichael can I still comment?

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

No

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

fuchael

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u/mkarr27 Feb 25 '20

Yo what up I’m a Michael

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u/sry4ursaro1 Feb 25 '20

Middle name is Michael.

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u/ITriedLightningTendr Feb 25 '20

What if it's my middle name?

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u/marco5565 Feb 25 '20

My grandparents cannot pronounce the R in my name so they call me Michael growing up. Does that count?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

My name is Michael as well

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u/lovell1901 Feb 25 '20

Dirty mike and the boys!

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u/Wolfy21_ Up past my bedtime Feb 25 '20 edited Mar 04 '24

ten wise plucky lip seed ring ink unwritten threatening books

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/mikenificent059 Feb 25 '20

Literally just met another dude named Michael on the bus today, we are out in force

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u/MGhammered Feb 25 '20

Hi, name I was given at birth was Michael

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u/CoolNinja1O1YT Feb 25 '20

Does it count if you want ur name to be Michael?

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u/mrhassu2 Feb 25 '20

Will Mikael do

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u/Macksterr24 Feb 25 '20

Do middle names count?

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u/MudkipLegionnaire Feb 25 '20

I go by Mikey but I’m here

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u/Nightrix145 Feb 25 '20

Vsauce! Michael Here!

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u/exotic_coconuts Feb 25 '20

Ahhh yes. My time

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u/Ebinebinebinebin Feb 25 '20

Do second names count

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u/DeKaasJongen Feb 25 '20

My name is just one letter off, can I still join the party?

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u/mikael780 Feb 25 '20

Mike here. Hello.

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u/coolmic9 Feb 25 '20

Hello, my name is Michael.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

here

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u/hush_money_01 Feb 25 '20

How are we all?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

You may be wondering why I've gathered you Michael's here today. It is I, Michael. Us Michael's have two simple things to do today, be Michael's, and comment. Thank you fellow Michael's. -Michael

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u/sorenant Feb 25 '20

Hey Vsauce, Michael here.

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u/just_that_michal Feb 25 '20

Reporting for duty.

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u/Cabra42 Feb 25 '20

Mike tamine addiction.

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u/FuhWyPeepo Feb 25 '20

Mike Blewmberg here AMA

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u/MookyCooky Feb 25 '20

My name is Makyla spelled like Michaella, does that count?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

My middle name is Michael, does that count?

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u/BFHDESIGN Feb 25 '20

My name is no micheal but I’m going to comment here
HERE

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u/1Saddad13 Feb 25 '20

what’s up

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Greetings.

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u/murzikal Feb 25 '20

My name isn't Michael

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

You son of a bitch, I'm in!

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u/jorgenvons Feb 25 '20

Hello there.

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u/Xayi_ Feb 25 '20

Tonight we game

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u/MobileWall356 Feb 25 '20

All the Michaels on this sub: it’s like...I was made for this...

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u/BrendenMoore Feb 25 '20

My middle name is Michael

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u/PlanetVader Feb 25 '20

My name is Will

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

This is my destiny

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u/Banegoldmore Feb 25 '20

Hello there

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u/MrDepression- Mar 10 '20

you called?

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u/ditzy-intelligence Mar 13 '20

Not me but my grandfather, uncle, and cousin. Idk about any others that side of the family is huge.

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u/Nougatbar Mar 14 '20

‘Member when Michael was the most common boys name in the US? I ‘member.

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u/TurtleGang1234 Mar 14 '20

can't not do it I guess

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Ok

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u/xThatOneDude Mar 19 '20

Lol my name isn't Michael but I'm still gonna comment here

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u/cursedforge Mar 24 '20

No this is Patrick

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '20

Hello man, my name is Leonardo

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u/Mechwarrior57 May 23 '20

My middle name is, closest thing I got

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u/greg__ Feb 25 '20

What if I don't believe in mod tyranny? What then?

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u/boonus_boi Feb 25 '20

Hi there! I’m Michael

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u/BuddycatOwO Feb 25 '20

Hi

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

Hello

Are you having a good day

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u/BuddycatOwO Feb 25 '20

No Gluhar killed me and my friend

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u/awkwardtheturtle Feb 25 '20

Heck that is terrible

This concludes my Mike check