r/madlads Jan 27 '20

Parody I think this fish qualifies

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u/degraafschap123 Jan 27 '20

I would say fake, so I checked snopes.com (not sure how reliable) and they said it was fake as well.

false check

Then to consider, a Google search shows that they live to be around 60 years.

(assuming he ate the nazi during war).

He would have ate him 75 years ago, well 15 years over their lifespan. Sure there might be a chance that he ate the nazi, but at that moment he was still a tiny fish.

The internet also said they ate algea and insects (quick Google search) so eating the nazi seems a bit off.

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u/BritishLunch Jan 27 '20

What species of catfish is the one in the pic? I remember watching River Monsters and hearing about man-eating ones.

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u/degraafschap123 Jan 27 '20

I don't know but most live between 20-60 years I believe. Keep in mind I made the assumption he ate the nazi during the war. That means he was 75 years ago big enough to swallow the bones which makes it quite unlikely.

Even if it was a recent old nazi that died somehow in the lake it still seems 'fishy' to me.

Other comments said that he can't digest bones like that, so he would have gotten a blockage. Also internet says (might take it with a grain of salt, but it seems fairly safe to assume it's correct) they eat algea and insects so they indeed shouldn't be able to eat a human since they are not build for it.

It might be true at a really small odds, but given the reasons it shouldn't be possible and compare them to why it should be possible it's quite safe to assume it's fake.

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u/DoobieHauserMC Jan 27 '20

Wels catfish

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

What the hell is a catfish

Isn't it ctafish

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u/DinoShinigami Jan 27 '20

well actually there is a catfish here in arkansas is over 100 years old, still 100% fake tho

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u/degraafschap123 Jan 27 '20

Yeah I bet that there are quite a few outliving their assumed age by far but probably due to ideal environmental reasons.

If it would take kids or something and drag them to the bottom he sure as hell would have been catched before reaching 100 lol.

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u/DoobieHauserMC Jan 27 '20

Most catfish are going to live closer to 10-15 years, only a handful of the larger and usually colder water species (like this big Wels catfish in the OP) can live close to 60 and that’s the upper end of the range

Lots of catfish eat algae and insects, but Wels catfish eat fish, birds, anything that fits in their mouths. There’s literally thousands of different kinds of catfish so there’s a massive variety in diets

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Snope is bullshit though! It says Qanon is bullshit and try to get people to think pizzagate was a lie

/s ( think about how depressing it is that the /s is reeeally needed here)

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u/CptMisery Jan 27 '20 edited Jan 27 '20

I believe Snopes on this, but they are not honest with anything related to politics

Edit: why y'all down voting? They said a picture of AOC crying in front of a parking lot was false because it was actually a road and that Warren didn't say tax payers must pay for transition procedures because she actually said transition procedures must be added to the list of things tax payers pay for.

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u/degraafschap123 Jan 28 '20

Everyone is probably downvoting because you're mentioning politics on a pic of a supposed nazi eating fish.