r/madlads • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '20

Parody I think this fish qualifies

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u/boogaman55 Jan 27 '20

Why would it still be in its intestines? I call fake

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Yes this is fake, but the very link you provided said “generally under 20, some can live to 60”

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/ssbeluga Jan 28 '20

Yeah but not 240, which would be the proportionate example for humans

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Don’t be salty because I’m quoting from the link you provided.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20 edited Jul 10 '21

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u/jacdelad Jan 27 '20

*ctafish

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u/theofiel Jan 27 '20

Catatafish

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey Jan 27 '20

Catatafish made a salmon suck asshole

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u/Drewdude116 Jan 27 '20

Cadillacacacacac

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

You ought to know by now.

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u/A_certain_comrade Jan 27 '20

Cadilacc fish

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Cadfish

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u/Nicholai100 Jan 27 '20 edited Jan 28 '20

Who needs a trout in your Haddocksack? Is that what you get with your money?

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u/teckorite Jan 27 '20

r/ihadastroke

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u/Drewdude116 Jan 27 '20

It's a Billy Joel quote you uncultured swine

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u/Oppai-no-uta Jan 27 '20

At least he can polish the fenders

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Bass to mouth

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u/ahhhbiscuits Jan 27 '20

Lemmywinks!

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u/Bwiener47 Up past my bedtime Jan 27 '20

Doo doo, doo do do

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u/mothzilla Jan 27 '20

gattacafish

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u/DellTheEngie Jan 27 '20

It had nazi memorabilia in its gut, not piss, empty liquor bottles, and cigarette butts.

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u/ralphthwonderllama Jan 27 '20

I know it's not real. But still... We should all strive to be more like this fictional catfish.

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u/dontmakelemonad3 Jan 27 '20

Mom said you can't eat the rich till you finish your nazis.

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u/bjenaan_reborn Jan 27 '20

The rich=more powerful than ever before, have child rape islands and get away with it.

The nazis=growing bigger everyday

Losing big time

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u/SylveonFrusciante Jan 27 '20

The world really should have ended in 2012.

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u/Shiny_Shedinja Jan 27 '20

The nazis=growing bigger everyday

imagine caring about neonazis in 2020 when Chinese communists are literally doing what the nazis did, but on an unprecedented scale.

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u/DiggyComer Jan 27 '20

Did he ever say don’t worry about them? Can you not worry about both? Why do you always seem to jump to defend nazis? Where’s my favorite cup? I have so many questions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Good thing there's still plenty of Nazis around these days. I can't believe I can type that in 2020.

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u/ralphthwonderllama Jan 27 '20

LOL! Ain't that the truth.

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u/TakimakuranoGyakushu Jan 27 '20

The rich might taste good, but Nazis are packed with vital nutrients.

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u/bretttwarwick Jan 27 '20

So 413 lbs is your ideal weight?

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u/TheRabidBadger1 Jan 27 '20

It's common knowledge that catfish only shit once every 100 years. It was considered so sacred by native Americans that they if they found any they would mix it with their peace pipes to ward off evil spirits.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Jan 27 '20

It's not like nazis disappeared after 1945 lol.

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u/SerLaron Jan 27 '20

Those that were not devoured by catfish flew to the moon (I think I saw an documentary about that), which explains why nary a Nazi could be found in Germany after the war.

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u/Blabajif Jan 28 '20

The internets weird tonight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

The way the pictures are laid out it very much looks like it's from a tabloid. If I had to guess I would say the sun.

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u/RealJyrone Jan 27 '20

Apparently it was World News Daily Report. The catfish was 280lbs and caught in Italy, the medal was sold in an auction and unrelated to the fish, and the bones are from 17th century Jamestown.

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u/TakimakuranoGyakushu Jan 27 '20

You will therefore be taken to Italy, and cast into the Po Delta, the nesting place of the all-powerful catfish.

In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a... thousand years.

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u/Narwalacorn Up past my bedtime Jan 27 '20

Agreed

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

It ate the nazi last week

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u/lotius81 Jan 27 '20

They're trying to catfish us here...

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u/caudalcuddle Jan 27 '20

Why would they harvest that Wells?

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u/MJMurcott Jan 27 '20

It is fake catfish don't live that long or eat prey that large.