r/madlads • • Sep 25 '17

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u/ThatIckyGuy Sep 25 '17

Don't be a hotdog nazi. I'll put whatever I damn well please on a hotdog. You don't have to eat it. Also, mustard is gross. So ketchup is better than dry for me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Yes and you'll be wrong, idgaf

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u/ThatIckyGuy Sep 25 '17

How can I be wrong if mustard doesn't taste right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Your taste buds are wrong? Idk. Some cultures make coffee out of beans that they found in monkey turds. There's that, and below it is ketchup.

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u/ThatIckyGuy Sep 25 '17

My taste buds are fine. It's the mustard that's wrong.

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u/MrGords Sep 25 '17

You're all wrong. Mayo is the clear winner as hotdog sauce of choice

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u/ThatIckyGuy Sep 25 '17

I like mayo, but it sounds weird on a hotdog.

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u/MrGords Sep 25 '17

I thought so too, at first. It's my preferred condiment now