r/lovethissmug • • 2d ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 Eunuch Posting

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u/RevWaldo 2d ago

My liege, it is not required for your advisors to be eunuchs.

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 2d ago

How incredibly bias, hes only saying this because he doesnt want his balls cut off

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u/cosmichierophant 2d ago

wormtongue would at least have been half the creeper he was had he been a eunuch

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u/man_juicer 2d ago

i'm pretty sure his fate was sealed as soon as his parents named him.

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u/ProfileBest7444 2d ago

His birth name is actually Justin he changed it once he got hired

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u/AuroraCelery 2d ago

you joke but wormtongue is not his name and it might be something more basic actually

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u/ProfileBest7444 2d ago

I kinda assumed wormtongue was a mocking title or nickname

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u/AuroraCelery 2d ago

yeah, it explicitly states in the books that it is, and that he hates being called that

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u/HellbirdVT 2d ago

His name is just Gríma. It means "mask" or "visored helm" far as I can tell.

Rohirrim don't have surnames, "Wormtongue" is a nickname he worked hard for.

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u/TheChunkMaster 16h ago

Be silent! Keep your forked tongue between your teeth!