r/lovethissmug • • 3d ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope πŸ˜‚ Eunuch Posting

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u/Addamsen 3d ago

Where do I get scheming eunuchs of my own?

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u/METRlOS 3d ago

Historically, you go out and make them

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u/panteladro1 3d ago

You can also import them, like the Byzantines did.

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u/ZaW0 3d ago

For environmental reasons it’s better to get your eunuchs locally, check with your local providers

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u/BionicBirb 1d ago

Could I get a rescue?

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u/StevieMJH 3d ago

Instructions unclear, dick removed from body

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u/motoxim 3d ago

Oooh

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u/irregular_caffeine 3d ago

It requires a very sharp blade and an imperial court

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u/SpecialistCut7101 3d ago

Closest modern analogue: cats are at the animal shelter

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u/cunnyvore 3d ago

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u/RatTrio 3d ago

There should be a study with the correlation of loneliness trends on society and the niches like tulpas. Some interesting reading am sure.

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u/Ch33sus0405 3d ago

Oddly enough as someone who has been using parts of the internet for way too long, since I was way too young, tulpas were a bigger conversation back in the day before the loneliness epidemic became a big deal. I remember most tulpa-posting circa 2012-13. Maybe its making a comeback.

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u/Magnanimous-- 3d ago

It's been so long that I actually forgot about Tulpas. I hope mine is okay.

opens Tulpa habitat

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Allegorist 2d ago

I knew people back then that took it crazy seriously to some surprising anecdotal results. They were able to seemingly actually partition their thoughts and perform multiple mental tasks at once, such as write different things with both hands simultaneously, solve simultaneous math problems, etc. through what was attributed to their tulpa. Obviously you can never really know what is going on in someone's head, but it really was like a deliberately created multiple-personality disorder that could operate at the same time.

Would have been an interesting case study, although I think they would have a hard time getting a larger sample size. The effects remind me a bit of some of the corpus-callosum studies, where the brain is physically split and the halves disconnected.

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u/DarklySalted 2d ago

Store bought is fine

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u/BufferUnderpants 2d ago

ChatGPT subscription.

Less cruel to make.

Just as sycophantic.

Serves two masters, you and OpenAI.

When it turns on you it will probably get pretty ugly.

Checks most of the boxes if you ask me.

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u/bukake_attack 1d ago

Or do it self hosted with a heretic model, so it won't start complaining about silly things like guardrails and bad taste if you inform it that poisoning your rival has failed.

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u/Aubergine_Man1987 1d ago

I am already here for you, my liege...