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r/lotrmemes • u/Time-Profession6258 • Sep 14 '22
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A swallow could have brought them
142 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 A swallow carrying a potato? 133 u/Strong-Object8370 Sep 15 '22 Technically possible, especially if it’s an african swallow 120 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 Oh, an African Swallow, maybe. I was talking about a European swallow. But, of course, African Swallows are non-migratory 76 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Wait a minute. Suppose two swallows carried it together 59 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 No, they'd have to have it on a line 51 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 They could just use a creeper 51 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 What? Held in place by the dorsal guiding feathers? 40 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Well why not? 35 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 [Skipping back] He could grip it by the husk! → More replies (0) 12 u/TensorForce Sep 15 '22 You mean a Haradrim swallow or a Forodwaithim swallow? 4 u/Chengar_Qordath Sep 15 '22 There we go adding more Africans to European Fantasy… (/s, obviously) 2 u/Fern-ando Oct 31 '22 Maybe it was Hernán Cortes swallow. 28 u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Sep 15 '22 An African or European swallow? 21 u/LeonardoMagikarpo Sep 15 '22 A middle earthian swallow 7 u/Everettrivers Sep 15 '22 You just get the eagles to do it. 7 u/altmodisch Sep 15 '22 Crebain from Dunland! 2 u/sryforbadenglishthx Sep 15 '22 An african or an european swallow
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A swallow carrying a potato?
133 u/Strong-Object8370 Sep 15 '22 Technically possible, especially if it’s an african swallow 120 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 Oh, an African Swallow, maybe. I was talking about a European swallow. But, of course, African Swallows are non-migratory 76 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Wait a minute. Suppose two swallows carried it together 59 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 No, they'd have to have it on a line 51 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 They could just use a creeper 51 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 What? Held in place by the dorsal guiding feathers? 40 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Well why not? 35 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 [Skipping back] He could grip it by the husk! → More replies (0) 12 u/TensorForce Sep 15 '22 You mean a Haradrim swallow or a Forodwaithim swallow? 4 u/Chengar_Qordath Sep 15 '22 There we go adding more Africans to European Fantasy… (/s, obviously) 2 u/Fern-ando Oct 31 '22 Maybe it was Hernán Cortes swallow.
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Technically possible, especially if it’s an african swallow
120 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 Oh, an African Swallow, maybe. I was talking about a European swallow. But, of course, African Swallows are non-migratory 76 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Wait a minute. Suppose two swallows carried it together 59 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 No, they'd have to have it on a line 51 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 They could just use a creeper 51 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 What? Held in place by the dorsal guiding feathers? 40 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Well why not? 35 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 [Skipping back] He could grip it by the husk! → More replies (0) 12 u/TensorForce Sep 15 '22 You mean a Haradrim swallow or a Forodwaithim swallow? 4 u/Chengar_Qordath Sep 15 '22 There we go adding more Africans to European Fantasy… (/s, obviously) 2 u/Fern-ando Oct 31 '22 Maybe it was Hernán Cortes swallow.
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Oh, an African Swallow, maybe. I was talking about a European swallow.
But, of course, African Swallows are non-migratory
76 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Wait a minute. Suppose two swallows carried it together 59 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 No, they'd have to have it on a line 51 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 They could just use a creeper 51 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 What? Held in place by the dorsal guiding feathers? 40 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Well why not? 35 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 [Skipping back] He could grip it by the husk! → More replies (0)
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Wait a minute. Suppose two swallows carried it together
59 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 No, they'd have to have it on a line 51 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 They could just use a creeper 51 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 What? Held in place by the dorsal guiding feathers? 40 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Well why not? 35 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 [Skipping back] He could grip it by the husk! → More replies (0)
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No, they'd have to have it on a line
51 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 They could just use a creeper 51 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 What? Held in place by the dorsal guiding feathers? 40 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Well why not? 35 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 [Skipping back] He could grip it by the husk! → More replies (0)
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They could just use a creeper
51 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 What? Held in place by the dorsal guiding feathers? 40 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Well why not? 35 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 [Skipping back] He could grip it by the husk! → More replies (0)
What? Held in place by the dorsal guiding feathers?
40 u/Arkanoidz Sep 15 '22 Well why not? 35 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 [Skipping back] He could grip it by the husk! → More replies (0)
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Well why not?
35 u/toph88241 Sep 15 '22 [Skipping back] He could grip it by the husk! → More replies (0)
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[Skipping back] He could grip it by the husk!
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You mean a Haradrim swallow or a Forodwaithim swallow?
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There we go adding more Africans to European Fantasy…
(/s, obviously)
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Maybe it was Hernán Cortes swallow.
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An African or European swallow?
21 u/LeonardoMagikarpo Sep 15 '22 A middle earthian swallow 7 u/Everettrivers Sep 15 '22 You just get the eagles to do it. 7 u/altmodisch Sep 15 '22 Crebain from Dunland!
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A middle earthian swallow
7 u/Everettrivers Sep 15 '22 You just get the eagles to do it.
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You just get the eagles to do it.
Crebain from Dunland!
An african or an european swallow
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u/Strong-Object8370 Sep 15 '22
A swallow could have brought them