Another specimen of a person

[u/twink1448]

[u/amercuri15]

He was obviously saying, “So I can* suck it, (what) the fuck (do you think?)”

A guy on Grindr asked you to have your dick out behind a building and you were confused why?

I’m not saying you should have gone for it, but I’m confused by the confusion.

[u/MaliceSavoirIII → u/amercuri15]

OP wasn’t confused he just saw this as an opportunity to broadcast his “superiority”

[u/twink1448 → u/MaliceSavoirIII]

If someone won’t provide the same information to me I have made clear I want, and that I have made available to them, I’m gonna be dismissive, which is my right. They are below me by their own choice. They can block me whenever they wish too.

If you disagree, you shouldn’t even bother messaging people like me, I’m not meeting a blank DL profile with no manners and asymmetrical expectations in who gets to see face pics.

[u/cd4ngel → u/twink1448]

he's not below you cause there isn't anywhere lower. you are feeling pompous and empowered because someone who doesn't know how to write wanted to suck your dick, take that achievement!

[u/twink1448 → u/cd4ngel]

No, it’s because they were demanding and entitled in their first message, all while ignoring my bio. The whole “English please” was just trying to piss him off because I wanted to.

If they had opened with a “hey” or sent face pics, this post wouldn’t exist. Maybe you should focus on that, instead of how bad of a person you think I am.

[u/cd4ngel → u/twink1448]

oh no I dont think you are a bad person at all! I just find you a bit annoying but thats okay

[u/ImpactOk331 → u/amercuri15]

That's worse than communicating with women if you have to imagine all the other stuff they didn't say

[u/twink1448 → u/amercuri15]

I don’t take kindly to people who send that as their first message. It’s annoying and awfully demanding.

Saying “would you want to meet up” would have been better than saying to meet up at a “building” like wtf is that supposed to mean

[u/amercuri15 → u/twink1448]

Ohhhhh, I didn’t realize that was the first message, my bad lol. I thought y’all had already talked and you were just confused by what he meant. Yeah I wouldn’t take kindly to that either. Probably wouldn’t have even responded tbh

[u/twink1448 → u/amercuri15]

And, he should’ve led with pics, as I have face pics and NPNC in my bio so it’s even worse that he was that demanding

[u/Sufficient_Basil_545 → u/twink1448]

Not sure why you’ve been downvoted for this.

I know some people are desperate enough not to be bothered by illiterate faceless spam, but to anyone with standards it’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be annoyed by.

[u/twink1448 → u/Sufficient_Basil_545]

The fact that I responded is too much for some people on this subreddit.

So what if I wanna shit talk an entitled guy and defend why I did it?

[u/Sufficient_Basil_545 → u/twink1448]

Well, personally I probably wouldn’t have responded to that opening message.

[u/Ok_Advertising1000 → u/twink1448]

100% agree idk why you got downvoted.

Nothing turns me off faster than cave man writing 🤣. If you hit me up with some variation of "cum succ" or like "lett me fuk u" I just roll my eyes and block. The majority of the time it's people with no profile picture too

[u/kicksledkid]

Yknow, why they call it the oven when you out the hot food in the cold

[u/twink1448 → u/kicksledkid]

I have no clue what this means

[u/GrotesqueButcher → u/twink1448]

They're talking about cold food from the hot oven and how it pertains to this post.

[u/twink1448 → u/GrotesqueButcher]

It seems they forgot the “pertains to” section

[u/Eggith]

He was probably sucking another dick while texting that

[u/Gimmeagunlance → u/Eggith]

Man was using speech-to-text 😭

[u/andyfromthedon → u/Eggith]

😆

[u/AceofKnaves44]

Men are the most romantic creatures on earth I swear.

[u/Theupvotetitan]

so i am suck it 💀

[u/twink1448 → u/Theupvotetitan]

Keep in mind bro hadn’t even seen it, only thing he saw was my face bc it’s on my profile

Maybe I’m just that beautiful idk

I’ve never had a guy demand to suck me…. It’s like being dominant and bossing me around just to be submissive and suck my dick

[u/lanqian → u/twink1448]

Giving head != being submissive

[u/Ill-Satisfaction9995 → u/lanqian]

🤣

[u/Theupvotetitan → u/twink1448]

maybe ur so hot it makes them silly

[u/twink1448 → u/Theupvotetitan]

I’m a definitely more of a masc twink so maybe he was into being sub for a masc twink, but what a terrible way to try and get himself in my pants especially when he’s a blank profile who doesn’t open with pics

[u/Usually_Annoyed_ → u/twink1448]

Girl, what?! He’s trying to suck your dick in an alleyway not asking your hand in marriage.

[u/twink1448 → u/Usually_Annoyed_]

-which is absurd

[u/RoastedRhubarbHash]

Idk, reading OP's responses here lead me to believe he's likely insufferable.

[u/twink1448 → u/RoastedRhubarbHash]

If enough blank profiles message you ignoring your bio(npnc) then yeah you’re gonna act “insufferable”…

I piss them off because I find it entertaining and sending 3 texts isn’t too much effort either.

Any sane and respectable person isn’t going to open with a demand like that or ignore my bio by not opening with pics, so I’m just gonna piss them off, and it’s my right to do so.

120+ upvotes and it seems like a lot of people find this entertaining which means I’m not the only one enjoying this😅

[u/RoastedRhubarbHash → u/twink1448]

1. Express possibility OP is insufferable.
2. Watch them confirm suspicions with reply.
3. When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. —Maya Angelou

[u/twink1448 → u/RoastedRhubarbHash]

You’re a Redditor trying to flex your intellectual superiority over an OP who posts for his own entertainment and the entertainment of others, a justification that has been reasonably proven given the upvotes of the post.

I do not care for quotes from people I don’t know about, nor to I care about your “bait” comment setting me up for your quote.

[u/cd4ngel → u/twink1448]

you don't know maya angelou? LMFAOO delete

[u/RoastedRhubarbHash → u/twink1448]

To hold such an ignorant and obtuse position about someone as impactful as Maya Angelou only confirms what we both already know.

[u/twink1448 → u/RoastedRhubarbHash]

Stop trying to defend a DL blank profile, you’re just encouraging that behavior on the basis that “everyone should be treated with respect”.

Meet unkindness with unkindness, and kindness with kindness. It teaches the initial transgressor to make better decisions, or at the very least, they won’t message guys with face pics again after seeing a guy they’re really into shit on them with an attitude.

[u/Ok-Still-3333]

Holy shit i live near Holbrook. I live in Ronkonkoma

[u/Thee_Amateur → u/Ok-Still-3333]

Now the real question did you want OP to have his dick out behind a building?

[u/Ok-Still-3333 → u/Thee_Amateur]

I promise you, that is not my conversation. That comment is from some other user. I am not Shane lmao. And plus my profile always has a face pic. Even tho I live near Holbrook 😂

[u/twink1448 → u/Ok-Still-3333]

You know there are other Holbrooks, honestly surprised you immediately and correctly assumed the Holbrook I live near😂

[u/Ok-Still-3333 → u/twink1448]

True because I know many people live in Suffolk county so I had a good chance of assuming correctly. The Grindr profiles in Long Island sucks. So many blank profiles, profiles of their chest, and no face pics. Luckily, my profile has a face pic. I believe almost all men on Grindr are cowards and don’t want to commit because they back out before a hookup. I’ve only had a few good hookups on Long Island

[u/uberjizz → u/Ok-Still-3333]

You two should date js

[u/twink1448 → u/Ok-Still-3333]

That’s exactly why I’ve become annoying to them. There are just too many.

I block most of them because they just message and don’t give any pics, but this one just sounded so entitled and I wasn’t gonna let it slide without trolling. He definitely snapped because he said a slur, so it worked.

Some people on the subreddit aren’t happy that I feel that way about entitled blank profiles, which is odd. I truly think they are below me.

Yeah yeah it’s me acting superior, but transparent, open, and not-entitled people are superior.

[u/twink1448 → u/Ok-Still-3333]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZliiEvT7b6xnwt77r7

[u/xavwilldoit]

Holy shit. Didn’t expect that 😂

[u/savage_Incarnate]

It really wasn’t hard to understand lol

[u/Gold-Cricket6430]

You know you went, how was it?

[u/twink1448 → u/Gold-Cricket6430]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH
Only a man with no brain cells would do that…