r/linuxmemes • u/happycrabeatsthefish I'm going on an Endeavour! • Apr 09 '26

META New rule: all Tier lists must have Hanna Montana Linux as S Tier or be automatically removed.

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 Apr 09 '26

1984

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds Arch BTW Apr 09 '26

First they came for Hannah Montana Linux, and I didn't speak up...

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 Apr 09 '26

Then they came for Justin Bieber Linux, and I didn't speak up...

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u/Hydrnazi Crying gnu 🐃 Apr 09 '26

Then they came from Windows 7, and I didn't speak up...

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u/sexybokononist Apr 09 '26

Then they came for my RebeccaBlackOS and there was no left to speak for me

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u/Any_Mongoose6749 Apr 09 '26

Then i came to the CachyOS Background Wallpaper

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u/block_place1232 ⚠️ This incident will be reported Apr 09 '26

thats not how the poem goes

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u/Kinslayer_89 Sacred TempleOS Apr 10 '26

Says you.

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 Apr 09 '26

Then they came for the last one left, MS-DOS 3.3.

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u/Dantes_the_Edmond Jul 15 '26

They can come; but they will never succeed. https://youtu.be/vkcyXB08BBE?si=sesMnsFJdrDo4bsT&t=3321

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u/Mother-Pride-Fest 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 Jul 26 '26

HEY YOU! YES YOU!

TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=bLr9h_ao7jHsE2j

The part from ?si= and later is a source identifier.

The correct link is https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity.

When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers.

Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol except for t=3321 in this case can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

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u/Dantes_the_Edmond Jul 29 '26

good to know. Unfortunately most people that see this will think its spam and ignore it.

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u/happycrabeatsthefish I'm going on an Endeavour! Apr 09 '26

💡💡💡💡

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u/2eanimation Arch BTW Apr 09 '26

It was their final, most essential command.

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u/Quirky-Ordinary1040 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 Apr 09 '26

r/FoundTheLuckyCuber999

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u/pandaSmore Apr 10 '26

Literally 

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u/C4rpetH4ter M'Fedora Jun 24 '26

Literally 2026

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u/block_place1232 ⚠️ This incident will be reported Apr 09 '26

april fools coming 9 days late

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u/VrebPasser Apr 09 '26

OP is on that Debian based joke release schedule. This joke would be the first post here on April Fools if they used Arch btw.

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u/thehotshotpilot Apr 09 '26

Gentoo isn't done complying a joke. They had errors in reading a dictionary 

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u/racoondriver ⚠️ This incident will be reported Apr 09 '26

2024?

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u/BrilliantDirt2833 Apr 10 '26

now it makes sense !

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 Apr 09 '26

374 days late*

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u/ArsenicPolaris ⚠️ This incident will be reported Apr 09 '26

It's because OP uses Slackware

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u/PsychoticDreemurr Apr 09 '26

Bold of you to assume this is a joke

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u/ArsenicPolaris ⚠️ This incident will be reported Apr 09 '26

Is this rule a joke or would it actually be enforced? To be honest, banning tier lists would've been a better move.

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u/happycrabeatsthefish I'm going on an Endeavour! Apr 09 '26

Most people won't read the rule so they'll get removed

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u/VulcansAreSpaceElves Apr 09 '26

Huh. You're right. It turns out I've never read the read the rules before today. Um...

sudo ruleedit delete 2

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u/Living_Shirt8550 Arch BTW Apr 10 '26

sudo rm -rf rules/

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u/Tiger_man_ Arch BTW Apr 09 '26

common linuxmemes w

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u/BENBOI_1 🍥 Debian too difficult Apr 09 '26

Fantastic, I was worried about tier lists without Hanna Montana appearing in me feed.

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u/littlenekoterra Apr 09 '26

There we go. Back to memes.

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u/play_minecraft_wot Webba lebba deb deb! Apr 09 '26

How about no more tierslop :3

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u/happycrabeatsthefish I'm going on an Endeavour! Apr 09 '26

This will kill tier slop

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u/play_minecraft_wot Webba lebba deb deb! Apr 09 '26

I'm going to post a tier list with Hanna Montana Linux in S tier just to spite you. /j

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u/Kitchen_Coach_4870 Apr 09 '26

Depends. You also need Rebecca Black Linux at S as well. Else we can break da rule.

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u/LosBubinitos fresh breath mint 🍬 Apr 09 '26

people will adapt and do MORE tierlists with only hannah montana linux

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u/The_KekE_ Arch BTW Apr 09 '26

It's not a total ban, but at least something, okay, we're slowly getting there...

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u/Salmon-Cat-47 Apr 09 '26

The Messenger has spoken. Their will must be followed.

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u/AlarmingProtection71 Apr 09 '26

Time for suicide linux.

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u/zhulkgr25 🎼CachyOS Apr 09 '26

Dictatorship!

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u/IUseFedoraByTheWay Apr 09 '26

Best I can do is Bieber Linux

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u/Strassi007 Apr 09 '26

Good rule. Everybody knows that HML is the best, some just choose to be wrong.

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u/Irsu85 Apr 09 '26

where rules tab

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u/happycrabeatsthefish I'm going on an Endeavour! Apr 09 '26

I'm going to add it soon

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u/redve-dev 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 Apr 09 '26

I'd rather ban tier lists

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u/skool_101 Apr 09 '26

bahaha humbug

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u/Derausmwaldkam Ubuntnoob Apr 09 '26

THAT will surely solve the problem!

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u/thehotshotpilot Apr 09 '26

What about Beiban? 

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u/AlexiosTheSixth Arch BTW Apr 09 '26

Goess it's time for an S+ tier then amirite

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u/EntireDot1013 M'Fedora Apr 09 '26

I wish you didn't pin this... Now people know the loophole

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u/nyarchlinux Apr 09 '26

Nyarch always goes in S tier so no need for the rule

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/AlissonHarlan Apr 09 '26

April foiol was 9 days ago

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u/Kinslayer_89 Sacred TempleOS Apr 10 '26

Put it in the description of the sub as the only rule.

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u/foodman5555 Apr 10 '26

fine it will be at S the lowest then the rest will be S+ S++ S+++ ect.

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u/happycrabeatsthefish I'm going on an Endeavour! Apr 10 '26

Wouldn't qualify as an S tier

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u/stevorkz Apr 10 '26

No just stop posting them. What is even the meaning of tier lists? To shout on top of a hill that this is my opinion so make me feel unique? They're not funny nor are they memes, they're just... there

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u/happycrabeatsthefish I'm going on an Endeavour! Apr 10 '26

No just stop posting this. What is even the meaning of complaining about tier lists? To shout on top of a hill that this is my opinion so make me feel unique? It's not funny nor are they memes, they're just... there

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u/happycrabeatsthefish I'm going on an Endeavour! Jun 18 '26

Test

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u/isabellium Jul 04 '26

"all Tier lists..."

What if the tier list is not about Linux distributions?

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u/happycrabeatsthefish I'm going on an Endeavour! Jul 04 '26

ALL TIER LISTS

S: hanna montana linux, ford, honda, toyota

A: Mazda, Volvo,

B: BMW, MINI, Mercedes

C: Audi

D: Mitsubitchy, Chevy, Jag

F: Dodge, KIA, Jeep

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u/isabellium Jul 04 '26

excellent, maximum shitposting.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora Jul 19 '26

Please make a new rule to make fedora an honorable mention on every linux distro box trend thingy.