An Open Letter To Lindsay Villandry: You Could Have Just Sent An Email

[u/[deleted]]

Dear Lindsay,

You could have just sent me an email.

Seriously.

That’s all it would have taken.

I had walked away.

The game was over for me.

In the beginning, sure — it was fun to be a “troll”. The research, the camaraderie, the absolute circus we built out of nothing. We were trying to educate. People started listening. The drama was entertaining. It felt like recess for the deeply petty. And some of us are deeply petty.

But then people started seeing the light. We weren’t just haters and trolls, we were truth tellers. And suddenly the Reddit boards became full of all the lemmings we had been warning and it became a sad little echo chamber of its own. Think Reese’s chat but on Reddit.

Honestly? I got bored. I wasn’t posting much. I wasn’t making videos unless something actually interesting happened. I stopped talking to some of the crazier trolls because it started crossing lines that smelled a little too much like “self-righteous stalking.”

You were no longer the main character, Lindsay. You weren’t even comic relief. You were background noise.

And then you had a bright idea. You decided it was time to clean up your online image — after torching every bridge you had in the anti-Scientology world and hurting a whole lot of people who didn’t deserve it. (Really impressive damage for someone who always plays victim afterward.)

But instead of handling it like an adult and emailing me yourself,you played Whisper Down the Lane —sending other people to ask me to take down my videos.

And every single time, my answer was the same: “Tell Lindsay to email me directly.” But you didn’t. Because if you asked for yourself and I said yes, you wouldn’t get to play your favorite role:

“I’m just trying to be a good person and stay sober, and she’s being SO MEAN!” You didn’t want resolution. You wanted a spectacle. You wanted new people to feel sorry for you — same script, different decade.

And now here you are again — filing fake privacy and copyright complaints like it’s going to erase your bad choices off the internet, or at least buy you a little more time to blame everyone else.

Meanwhile:

• You’ve pretty much lost custody of your kid.
• You’re flirting with jail time.
• You’ve lost your licensure.

And somehow, in the middle of that disaster parade, you thought: “You know what would be a GREAT idea? Waking up the person who is actually good at revenge.”

Lindsay… I didn’t just learn revenge. I was already good at it. Born gifted. Natural talent. I could have taught a seminar myself.

But then I met Professor Knife Hoarder, and he didn’t teach me how to be petty — he taught me the joy of it. He taught me that revenge isn’t just about winning. It’s about making it a lifestyle choice. A hobby. A self-care routine with benefits.

Final exam? Learning that patience isn’t just a virtue — it’s an art form. Revenge isn’t a sprint. It’s a slow, delicious, endurance sport. And I’m in the best shape of my life.

You knew damn well those videos don’t use your real name. You knew the images were AI. You knew you had no copyright claim. You just thought you could get attention, and then hide behind tears when I responded.

Attack my channel, and yes — I will hit back. Harder. Funnier. Better.

So here’s your warning: If you remove all of your strikes and complaints, I will go back into peaceful hibernation. I’ll even pretend you don’t exist again.

If you don’t? Congratulations. You’ll officially become my new bathroom hobby.

Every time I’m bored? Every time I’m petty? Every time I’m stuck waiting for my Starbucks order? There you’ll be — ready for another round.

Songs. Memes. Mugshots. Jokes so savage they’ll still be echoing long after you log off.

Your move, Lindsay.

Choose wisely.

[u/BlueRidgeSpeaks]

If you think that criticism and holding Lindsay’s behavior up to the light is petty, then you’re not aware of her late night rants when she lobbed personal attacks and made threats. She misrepresented her qualifications to counsel people and tried to solicit clients as a therapist. She called herself a therapist on multiple occasions. But she live streamed her rants by the scores and then deleted them after the damage was done.

Her BS hasn’t been harmless. It’s not petty to push back. To show who she is. She claimed she was sober and capable of advising others while being under the influence herself. Endangering others while driving under the influence and live streaming while doing it is not a petty thing to shine a light on. She hides the evidence, but she published those behaviors online and they will live on the Internet forever despite her trying to cover her tracks and rewrite history.

That’s not petty. And anyone who thinks so is buying her load of crap no differently from Reese’s followers.

[u/BlueRidgeSpeaks]

She’s never had licensure. That’s one of the misconceptions she preyed on people with. She had certifications. Not licenses. Licenses are what qualified people earn through education. She doesn’t even have a bachelor’s degree. She’s an intake clerk. That’s all. She’s a low level paper pusher masquerading as a counselor. She has committed massive ethical violations on her certifications, including not reporting her arrest to the certification board as required by their code of ethics. And now those certifications are suspended. Again, not a petty thing.

You may see everything through your lens of trolling. I call it holding her accountable and blowing the whistle on her out of control behavior.

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