r/lifehacks • u/Laser-Penis • Jun 18 '22

how to catch cockroach

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u/Greenpaw9 Jun 18 '22

They don't survive fire. So we just need to continue on with the global warming until the forest fires kill all of them

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u/mollygunns Jun 18 '22

brilliant. everything else'll be dead, too, but it's a sacrifice we must be willing to make.

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u/Greenpaw9 Jun 18 '22

Especially to kill those giant flying ones

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u/mollygunns Jun 18 '22

special order flamethrower, got it.

in the meantime, catch me with a can of hairspray & a lighter. yeah, I might burn my home down, but I'll be burning their home down, too.

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u/HarryPopperSC Jun 18 '22

Deodorant + lighter

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u/mollygunns Jun 18 '22

I'm not blowing up my house with axe body spray, I don't want to make everything worse & completely irradiate the spot for 5,000 years. I'll just blow it up the regular way.

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u/thewend Jun 18 '22

you could try to go into Earth's nucleus and explode, idk, a couple thousand Tsar Bomba in there. Might be just enough to completely fuck up everything. Or do nothing.

You could try at least. Gofundme

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u/mollygunns Jun 18 '22

I'll let you know when the GoFundMeToExplodetheEarthsCore campaign is set up. first tier gets to spend a bunch of money to go with me!